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You will be missed at the college. You were helped faculty to resolve problems in a very efficient and timely manner.
Cheers,
Shirley

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David, you are a great help for all kinds of technical support.

Always with a sense of humor and knowledge. WE are all missing you.

All the best and enjoy your retirement.

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Have a great retirement Dave, you deserve your time off after all the hard work you have done at the college over the years. Cheers!

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As always experiencing both happiness for you and some

sadness for us.  All the best - Nancy

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(David, we kept it very small and low key, as you wished.)

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In case you get board and need a project!

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In case you get board and need a project!

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Hey, if your ever in a pinch and need a slide... just think, what would Jimi do? Have a great retirement, see you in September ;P

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All the best Davey Boy, you will be missed brother.

If you ever want to get hammered, just give me a call.

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Now as you retire,

We will miss our great colleague and smoking buddy at work.

Wishing you a stress-free life full of success and happiness!

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I'm a little green with envy Dave.

I hope retirement offers many new adventures,

and days more filled with smiles than frowns.

Keep making music!

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Take that for leaving us!

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Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video)

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Eric Burdon - The Animals - We Gotta Get Out Of This Place

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This video seems to have disappeared. There is another version of this with a 50 second introduction here: www dot youtube dot com/watch?v=TpNWSW49IBM . But the version I'm uploading does not have the introduction. Until viewing You Tube I was not aware of Eric Burdon and The Animals, I had heard their songs, but didn't know who sang them.

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We'll be moving to this 5 Minute thing now

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We'll be moving to this 5 Minute thing now

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Father Guido Sarducci's Five Minute University

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Happy retirement Dave,

Let me know when you want to go

back to Tijuana to celebrate.

Good Times!!!!!!

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Still the same

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Hi Dave,

Congratulations on your retirement!

Wishing you happiness, success and

good health as you begin your new

adventure!  Happy retirement!

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Dave: Thank you so much for all the help and advice with BB and Respondus you've given me all these years. I always appreciated your willingness to help.
I will miss working with you. Hope you'll enjoy every minute of your retirement. Best wishes!

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David, We will miss you and

your special sense of humour.

You made a great decision and

some of us are certainly envious :)

Enjoy!

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Dave, so glad you finally made the decision. Will miss your

to the point answers, calling a spade a spade. I

remember my interview for the job in LIAD, you

were on the panel...I had no idea what I was

getting myself into but it was a great decision.

I had so many laughs...and still waiting to see if

you order something besides lasagna :)

ENJOY !!!

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(but less pointy)

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Most Interesting Man in the World (Dos Equis guy)

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Most Interesting Man in the World (Dos Equis guy)

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I don't always have an easy answer, but when I do, you probably didn't need to ask.

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(only with glasses)

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Go ask Help Desk. (Boom - done.)

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The Old Man and the (Ask Dr) C

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Ever been to (Ask Dr) C, Billy?

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Running against the wind

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Time enough for counting /
when the dealing's done

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Since we know you wouldn't like any photos of yourself posted online, we made this compilation of men who look like you.

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So many Daves retiring.

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David, how selfishly sorry I am to see you go!
Over the years I’ve so enjoyed hearing you talk about anything. Your experience with version after version of tech tool and feature, your spooky “intuition” on how these Flashy things are destined to pan out in our soft human system, your lightning-fast processing of complex factors that affect even the simplest of requests—all of this communicated with the necessary brevity and cool sincerity it takes to do your work well.

Joseph Campbell (the myths/legends guy) apparently once said that he’d started using a computer and found it was like dealing with “gods of the Old Testament”—all rules and no mercy. I think you’ve been a deceptively merciful agent in this arena. I’ve found you incomparably, selflessly, unselfconsciously humane in your quiet way, and there is no testament more telling of this than the scores of GBC emails bearing your humble trademark response to never-ending requests: “Done.”

It's nice to imagine you having all that time for your photos and music and adventures on the road. (Maybe you'd better Friend me on Facebook so I can post long messages!) My sincerest gratitude and respect for all you’ve capital-D Done. :)

With affection,

Stella

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David, I'm happy for you to be enjoying life from a different angle, but I'm very sad to see you go. You will truly be missed and I already know how lost I will feel everyday knowing I can't simply count on your expertise. It even hurts me to think about it. Thank you for everything you taught me and all your support ever since I joined our department. You will always be my Butterfly mentor :-) All the best for your new journey!

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David: I hope your retirement is as enjoyable as mine has proven to be. Remember not to make any drastic decisions for a least a year - it really does take that long to hit your stride. Be sure to stop and smell the roses (unless the rosebush has recently been manured)!

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David's First Day on HelpDesk at GBC (KH

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David's First Day on HelpDesk at GBC (KH

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Medieval helpdesk with English subtitles

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Faculty Reaction to the News of David's Retirement

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Faculty Reaction to the News of David's Retirement

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Hugs from KH

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David I can't tell you how sad I am that we will be losing you to the wide world. You have always been one person we have been able to depend on to find an answer to every little strange thing that happens in the world of BB. Pretty much the Magazine Cover tells it all - we are in trouble! You will be missed! Lots of Hugs to you..Karen H

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