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because nothing get's under their skin.

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why didn´t the skeleton cross the road? 

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why didn´t the skeleton cross the road? 

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because he had no guts!

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What happens when a frog gets a ticket for speeding?  

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What happens when a frog gets a ticket for speeding?  

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It gets toad.

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Why is the corner of the room always the hottest? 

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Why is the corner of the room always the hottest? 

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Because its 90 degrees

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An impasta

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Eclipse it

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What did the student say to the teacher after missing a day at school? 

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What did the student say to the teacher after missing a day at school? 

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No,ma'am. I didn't miss it at all.

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knock knock whos there? boo...boo who? ...aw its ok dont cry.

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knock knock whos there? boo...boo who? ...aw its ok dont cry.

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Because of the rocky road

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How many cockroaches does it take to put in a light bulb 

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How many cockroaches does it take to put in a light bulb 

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Who can count when it turns on they all scatter

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The umbrella broke in half. But it's OK. There's only a 50% chance of rain.

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The umbrella broke in half. But it's OK. There's only a 50% chance of rain.

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but it kinda SUCKS.

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A sandwich

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parallel lines have so much in common its a shame they'll never meet

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parallel lines have so much in common its a shame they'll never meet

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Snowball!

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To get rid or those old jokes and get some fresh ones down the street.

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Knock knock who is there ice cream ice cream who ice cream for you to open the door.

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Knock knock who is there ice cream ice cream who ice cream for you to open the door.

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What's a Baseball Player in a hot air balloon? 

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What's a Baseball Player in a hot air balloon? 

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Batter up!

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WASABEE!

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in case she needed to draw blood

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Baseball because he likes to bat

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own? 

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own? 

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Because it was two tired

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a carrot

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GRRRAAAIINS!

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What do you call a titan that can't swim? 

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What do you call a titan that can't swim? 

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A titanic

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Elf-is Presley.

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= answer a tweet

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Never-land

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oops I did it again!

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Because 7, 8, 9.

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Whats the best thing about Switzerland? 

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Whats the best thing about Switzerland? 

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I don't know, but their flags a big plus.

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A Towel

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I got you covered

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Chill- Dren

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There's a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, Yellow doors, Yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?         

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There's a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, Yellow doors, Yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?         

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There aren't any-it's a one-story house.

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Long time no sea

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what do you say when you don't care but you're hungry?

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what do you say when you don't care but you're hungry?

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I donut care

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Never mind it is to cheesy.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

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Ruberto

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Why was the cat afraid of climbing the tree? 

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Why was the cat afraid of climbing the tree? 

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It was afraid of the tree's bark!

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What has to be broken before you can use it? 

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What has to be broken before you can use it? 

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An egg

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Tank! Tank who? 

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Tank! Tank who? 

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You're welcome.

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Why did the banker push the customer over at the bank? 

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Why did the banker push the customer over at the bank? 

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Because they asked to check their balance!

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Why do we tell actors to ¨break a leg¨? 

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Why do we tell actors to ¨break a leg¨? 

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Because every play has a cast

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By how much he is coffin.

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because she will let it go

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A gummy bear

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To get to the other side

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Boonana

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What did the Kechup say to the mustard? 

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What did the Kechup say to the mustard? 

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You need to Kechup

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To get to the other side

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Fsh

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What do you call a dog with no body or no nose. 

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What do you call a dog with no body or no nose. 

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Nobody know's.

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What did the teacher say to the students? 

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What did the teacher say to the students? 

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You got homework today

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Sneakers.

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if a watermelon exits then there can also be a fire melon, earth melon, and air melon, guess you can say these are the elemelons

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if a watermelon exits then there can also be a fire melon, earth melon, and air melon, guess you can say these are the elemelons

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What do you call a pig who has a black belt? 

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What do you call a pig who has a black belt? 

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Pork chop