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You boil the hell out of it

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What's the difference between a snowman and snow-woman?

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What's the difference between a snowman and snow-woman?

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snow balls

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

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Because he got hit by a car

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What did the traffic light say to the car?

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What did the traffic light say to the car?

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Don't look! I'm changing

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

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It got stuck in a crack :)

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A pouch potato!

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What do you call a snowman on a hot day?

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What do you call a snowman on a hot day?

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a puddle

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ground beef

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

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Pork Chop

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Me when I get one hour of sleep. Thanks 2 hour delay.

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Me when I get one hour of sleep. Thanks 2 hour delay.

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OOO you touch my tralala.....my co-Cody....

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I LOVE HALLOWEEN!

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a roman catholic

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If our shirt isn't tucked into our pants, our pants are tucked into our shirt #mindblown

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If our shirt isn't tucked into our pants, our pants are tucked into our shirt #mindblown

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Photo taken on Android btw

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I wish I was a girl

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why do we park in a driveway and drive on the parkway??

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why do we park in a driveway and drive on the parkway??

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I'm just gonna throw a lamp at you....cause you need to lighten up.

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What if when we die the light at the end of the tunnel is the light to another hospital room, there we are born and the only reason you come out crying is because you remember everything from your past life and you're crying at the fact that you died and lost everything, as you grow you start to forget your past life and focus on the life you have now, but patches of memory stay behind and that memory causes deja vu. Think 'bout that for a second..

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First you learn to read, then you read to learn #mindblown

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First you learn to read, then you read to learn #mindblown

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How are baby almonds made?

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What if anime is the TRUE art form?

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What if our appendixes were just those weird worms from Men in Black?

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when you haven't read, your english book.
Who ya gonna call?
Codybuster!

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Didn't go too well

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Day 2,
The eagles have accepted me as their own, even though they eat my liver.

I will fight the leader at midnight for control of the flock

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@codythetriplett

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DM me

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@JimmyFallon
My ex dumped me in front of everyone and chained me to a rock #AwkwardBreakup

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Trump 2020

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Donald Trump VICTORY SPEECH | Full Speech as President Elect of the United States

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Donald J. Trump Full Victory Speech after becoming the President-elect of the United States. Trump addressed supporters as the newly anointed 45th President of the United States in New York City: "Now it is time for America to bind the wounds of division," Trump added.

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Hit me up

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The Boy in the App Shirt

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Try to do one nice thing and da haters gon hate.
#Nailzuessupnext

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Beam me up, Cody Scottie Triplett

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@realgreekgodzeus this not what I thought you meant when you said I was gonna see the Eagles

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got mad. stole the fire. chained to a rock. eagle eats my heart on the daily. no stopping me now.
I was really just tryna be nice, ya know. The peeps need fire, but NNNOOOOOO. All i got in return was eternal pain. #nbd

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Prometheus is nailed to a rock in the Caucasus mountain range for punishment. Prometheus explains his predicament, detailing his agony and torture at the hands of Zeus.

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Essentially, Prometheus is exclaiming his sorrow and perpetual tortures to anyone (the reader). He goes more into detail as to how he is constantly in pain and emotional agony, and how he is constantly tortured by Zeus (the eagle).

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Hey ya’ll Prometheus here. I’m nailed to a mountain. An eagle is pecking my heart out. Send help. Also bring clothes. It is cold and I am naked. pls.

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My homie bro Prometheus rejected me again saying that he is busy getting his liver torn out by eagles. #takeajokezeus
#atleastwehavefire

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Im starting a go fund me page for my boy Prometheus. Zeus chained my mans up to a barren mountain and has an eagle tear his liver out every day. if we raise $10 we can pay a locksmith to unchain him please donate now. Prometheus is the mans who brought us fire so help him out.

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You do one good thing for humanity and what do you get in return? Eternal suffering. #blessed

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Because of his mistake, homeboy Promo is chained to an eagle-baffling mountain. He is sad. Don’t mess with Zeus. #depression2k17

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I don't know why everyone is accusing me of stealing the fire. Even if I did the eagle is a bit much, don't you think? This mountain is almost as cold as Zeus' heart. #whereismyliver #thesechainscan'tholdme  #needclothes

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100k retweets and I'll give Prometheus a heart.

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Prometheus was a really nice person who was punished for a bad mistake. Zeus decided to chain him to a rock and have his liver ripped out everyday by an eagle. Prometheus has been chained to that rock for a long time, so I guess we should let him go now. #FreeMan