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Why did the the granny knit 3 socks?

the grandson grew a foot. hahahahahahhaha

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Q:Why was the hart kicked off the band?
A:It skiped a beet.

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Q: what did the baker say when he found the dough? A: I kneaded you!🤣😂

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Q :What do you call a Sun's son?

A: A son - shine!!

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Q: What did the tomato say to the other tomato in a race? A: Ketchup!

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Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: Lunch is on me.

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Q: Why did the football player rob the bank?
A: He wanted his quarter back!

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Q: Why did Thomas Edison invent the lightbulb?
A: He was afraid of the dark!
(this is true)

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Q:What does Ben Franklin say on  Halloween?
A:Elec-trick or treat

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Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
A:You go on a head,I'll hang around.

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Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A: A Toy Yoda

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Q: Why was the mathbook sad?
A: It was filled with to many problems!

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Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder A: to reach really high notes

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Q: How do bees go to school
A: On a school buzz

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What does 27 bananas 7 strawberries 4 apples and 8 oranges = A a fruit salad

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Q why do monkeys not play cards in the jungle
A Because there are too many cheetahs

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How does a scientist freshen his breath? With experi -mints!!!

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Q: What is worse then a worm in you apple

A: half a worm in your apple

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Why can’t you give frozen a balloon she will let it go

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Q: why did the math teacher right the math problem on the window.

A: Because she wanted the math problem very clear.

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What do you call a cow with two legs? lean meat

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Q: Why did the two elephants have to leave the beach?
A: Because they only had one pair of trunks.

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Q: What did the treble staff say to the base staff when it sang a silly note?

A: You are such a treble maker!

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Q: Why are lungs angry?
A: Because they are in a cage.

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Q: What do you call a bee that's having a bad hair day?
A: a frisbee

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What do cats wear to sleep?

Answer: Pawjamas

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Q.Why did the strings never win?
A.Because it tied too much.

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Q. Why did the football player rob  the bank?
A. Because he wanted to get his quarter-back!

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Q:What kind of key can never unlock a door?

A:a monkey

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Q: Where do Elephants pack their things?
A: In their trunk!

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours?

A: Nacho cheese (not your cheese)

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A hippopottamess

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A drizzly bear

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Q. What do you call a fish without eyes?

A. A fsh.

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Q. Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?

A. Because each play has a cast!

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Q:What do you give a lemon that is sick?
A: Lemon-aid

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Q: where do cows go on the weekends?
A: to the moo-vies

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Q: what time is it when a elephant sits on your bed?
A: time to get a new bed

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What starts with a P, ends with an E and has billions of letters in it?
A Post Office!

-Kyna
(>_<)

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Q: why didn't the moon eat?
A: because it was full

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Q. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

A. Because then it would be a foot.

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Q. Why did the M&M go to school?

A. Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

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Q. What type of sandals do frogs wear?

A. Open-Toad

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Q. Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?

A. because she needed to draw blood.

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Q. What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

A. The letter "m".

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Why did the turkey cross the road?to prove it wasn’t a chicken

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What do you call a sheep when they did bad stuff?

A baaaah-d sheep . XD get it

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What do you call candy that sings?

Candy Wrappers!!

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why are fish so smart?

A: because they live in schools!

hope you got a good laugh!
-Kyna M

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What happened when a mouse took a bath?
He came out squeaky clean.

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Q: what building is easy to lift?
A: a lighthouse

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Q:what do you  call  a train carrying bubble gum?

A: A  chew-chew train!

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Q: what room do ghosts not like?

A: the living room!

-Elijah b.

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earplugs? Anything you want he can’t hear you

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho

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cheese!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call cheese that is not yours nacho

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Q: why are four-legged animals bad dancers? A: because they have two left feet!

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Q: what do you get when you cross snow and a vampire? A: frost bite!

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there is a person in a hotel room who cant sleep. she picks up the hotel telephone, dials a number, and then hangs up before they even answer. after that she went right to sleep. Who did she call?

She called her next door neighbor because they were snoring to loud so she called him to wake him up so he would stop.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?

She wanted to see time fly!

😁（*＾-＾*）

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another version of my old joke (Emma Luo Mrs. Bersano's class)

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another version of my old joke (Emma Luo Mrs. Bersano's class)

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What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple

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Q: why is 6 afraid of 7 A: because 7-8-9

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Q: what happened to the dog that swallowed the watch?A: he got ticks

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Q: what is a whales favorite horn?A: a blow horn

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What does Dracula say

Fangs for nothing

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How does a bird break into a bird feeder? With a crow bar!!!!!

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What did the water say to the otter.... water you doing here anyways🤣😂🤣

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What did the water say to the otter.... water you doing here anyways🤣😂🤣

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Where does a secret agent live?

In a secret place

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How do you throw a space party?

you planet!!!

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What do you do when you lose your bowling shoes when you are playing bowling? You get a spare

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What did the science book say to the math book? Wow, you got some problems (Chloe Zamansky second grade Mrs. Milos)

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What did the bee say to the daffodil? Hey bud when do you open

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How do you do the tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!! Chloe Zamansky mrs milos

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What do you say to the disco ball disco dance!!!

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What do you say to the disco ball disco dance!!!

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What kind of apple isn't an apple? An apple iphone

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What did the girl say when she stepped in the mud with bare feet? Oh no now my feet are dirt-y

Hope you enjoyed it :)

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Here's my joke:
Q: If you cut me you cry, what am I?
A: An onion

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Eva Milos (5th grade, Mrs. Ottinger's class) 

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Eva Milos (5th grade, Mrs. Ottinger's class) 

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Snake #1: Are we venomous?
Snake#2: Yes, why do you ask?
Snake #1: I just bit my tongue!

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Eva Milos (5th grade, Mrs. Ottinger's class) 

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Eva Milos (5th grade, Mrs. Ottinger's class) 

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Q:What is the weather in mexico?

A: Chili today, hot tamale

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Q: Why was the farmer famous?

A: He was outstanding in his field.

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Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?

A: In case he got a hole in one! :)

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya_who?!
It sounds like somebody is excited! HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What day of the week were most twins born

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What day of the week were most twins born

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Twos-day

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The living room

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Because pepper makes them sneeze.

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why should you never fight SANTA???

because he has a black belt

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q:Why did the seagull fly over the sea not the bay

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q:Why did the seagull fly over the sea not the bay

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a:it did not want to become a baygul

-Omeed

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Q. what do you call a pig that knows karate? A. a pork chop!

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Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel on the moon

Because it was full

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Why does the bee have gel in it's hair?        Because it's going to jr hive

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Q: What happened when the grape got squeezed?

A: It let out a little wine.

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Q: What color is the sun and wind?

A: The sun rose and the wind blue

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Q: What did the leprechaun say after the soccer game?
A: Game Clover!!

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Never trust an atom, they make up everything!

-grace

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How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.