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This girl really turns my men into pigs and then expects me to follow her advice like I'm not gonna die doing what I want 🙄
#whocares

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My son doesn't even know that I died.... what an idiot.
#familydisgrace

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Wow, ok...I died and my son doesn't even know! Had to drink some blood just to tell him how I died. #sickofthis

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Went to som weathr mans island and walked in like we owned da place and got da windy bag. Went back to da ships and da weathr man sent us away.
#windyday #weather

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Its not my fault I didnt know that the evil monster was the son of the mighty god. Now he is mad at me and I have to suffer more. I thought you liked me, But I guess not.

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YO main man. I got some news for u. dont eat the cows. Posieden HATES u. and u gotta beat up those suitors.

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Got my neck broken from falling off a roof XD
If you can take me back to the island with the #magicalshape, could make me cry ;')

#emocilal #Xd #360view   #iflifewasahighwayiwouldbeadrunkdriver

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made my mom drink some blood and now i can't see my wife #brocken

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everyone always asking "where are you?" not "how are you":( #brocken #didntwatchmyson growup #deep

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I can't believe my crew opened those gold bags they totally got what they deserved
#letitdie

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I was chilling and some rando and his crew stole my stuff and stabbed me in the eye.
#justiceforgoogleeye

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I am a loyal man. Serving by your side. Then I fall and die. All I ask is you bury my body. But you can't even honor my hard work. Shame on you. #childfood #5secondrule

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not miss girl tryna get some after turning the homies into pigs 😐 #toxic

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idk about y'all but i hear a pwetty ladwy singing at a rainbow loom...imma go have some fun...i mean a blanket you weirdos
#swineto5 #nevermindladycursedme #immapigbutatleastimwarm

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I can't get home this is so annoying. Ive just been travelling and seen some weirdos and people keep messing with me! I mean one dude WAS JUST PUSHING A BOULDER UP A HILL JUST FOR IT TO ROLL DOWN TF? AND ONE DUDE IS STILL REACHING FOR GRAPES THAT ARE SO OBVIOUSLY OUT OF HIS REACH!

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u tell me ima be able to go home???? and u sayin my men gonna die if i touch "the flocks of that large yellow thing in the sky"???. idk bro doesn't sound fair. ok dude ive heard enough of this story.#iheartoomanystories. all these dead people be to clingy dude. @Hades #gettheseguysoffme. #L #Ratio #MEandYBbetter

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Some goddess welcomed me into her home, fed me, poisoned me, and turned me into a stupid pig. #togoodtobetrue

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can all these kings maybe not marry their neices?? or like maybe dont marry your kids to each other??? and these mfs wonder why we got cyclopses and half bird ppl running around i stg 🙄

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WOW, I can't believe you gave my men that potion. They were so much more useful than some random pigs. Those guys were my ride and die. #noonelikesTHT1GODESS

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AY Shoutout to muh boy for lmk abt them unloyal women. HE got his heart broken 1ce and he given me all them tips. #thanksboss
#whatdoesntkillumakesustronger #ybbetter

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bruhhh why is this old dead dude telling me not to eat the cattle, im starving, im just craving some meat so bad
#speakingfromtheheart #ratio #ybbetter #L life

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hippity hoppity,ur wife is gunna be my property #deviouslick

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Very nice place, although the only problem I had is that a woman turned my crewmates into pigs with some voodoo or whatever. #WorstVacationEver

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Just stabbed this dudes eye and the guy decides to call for his daddy like really?? Do better also mans killed my bros and then really thinks I'm gonna give him a feast- #thebigmanismybestie

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Showd up to this island toaday, then my friends got turned into pigs by this random woman. Then she we"re' nice to me and my crew Xd.

#pigmoment #cancelswineculture #gobacktobeingashapeloser

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So MR spoiled comes to talk to me in the afterlife after freaking stealing the armor from me, and comes to bug me in the afterlife about it bruh. Let me die in peace

#MyArmorMyLife #LetMeDieInPeace

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i hope the food tastes just as good as a hog! at least now you know ur true form :) #getwrekd

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My own men ditched me for some plant eaters island? Ain't no way 💀 #MajorL #Bozos

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OMG my life is soooo hard im just a chick magnet like bros before farming tools. Like even goddess want me it just so annoying having to turn down their confessions like I know im hot get over it. #ladykiller #loyal #boysnightout

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Kekw does this guy ever just SHUT UP? I mean I'm all for stowy time but this speech is dragging on longer than his war. Glad they became pigs cause it matches their manners  😂😈

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𝗧𝗵𝗿𝗲𝘄 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗰𝗲𝗮𝗻 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗮 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗺𝗮𝗻, 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 #eyeroll #KarenGottaSwim #fishfood #HopefulKaren
#PoseidonEatinGood´Night

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bruh those grapes lookin mad tasty but i can't reach em, like this is some magic fr #grap #watur

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I cant believe how many people wanna marry me like I have a wife and a child I don't want to stay in a cave and be ur husband🙄
#everyonewantsme

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First you land on my island and start taking my stuf. Then after I eat some nice snaks you want me to drink wit U. Even though all I did was eat som snax and you blinded meh and you peeps stole from meh. #eatsnax #Googleyeye

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#Rude. You tell me my future which appears good. UNTIL... You tell me all my friends have to die. The audacity you have 🙄🙄#gethelp

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@Giants WTF?!! I WAS LITERALLY JUST COMING TO GREET YALL!! BUT you TOSS ROCKS ON US AND YOU EAT MY SCOUTS! I STG im going to get you back for this.

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MY MEN DON'T EVEN THINK. The nice man gave us a bag of wind. Then my boys think theirs gold. no surprise it isnt gold.

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set a storm up on the boys, not cool. then these weirdos try and eat the rest of us. i had to row away like a fool until i came up on an island filled with some chick who turned my men into bacon. #notnice #peppapig

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they rlly though they could come in my home acting like pigs.. now they r pigs!! #Lbozo #LLLLLLLLLL #bozo

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So many people want to hear my stories. Im so sick of all of this paparazzi. #leavealone #celebertylife #imfreindswithgods #paparazi

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my man just said im not a cheat or imposter....does he know that i just turned off the oxygen?! /genq #amogus

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I can't believe this! Was just singing in my house and some dumb dudes showed up so I invited them in and turned them into pigs. #lol

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bro...im just tryna get home and my boys think ive got some precious metals in my bag not the wind???? why would i ever have precious metals when i could have the wind. AND i could see home when u released the wind smh. y'all suck. i shouldve thrown u overboard to poseidon🙄. and this crazy lady tryna drug us too???? and she turning us into pigs?? nah she crazy fam. glad she gone now. #L #Ratio #YBandMEbetter.

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#JustGotMarried!! Me and my 5 other broskies just got married to our sistersss! We are all eating grub with pops and mum. Having a great time, wish the best for all of us #GotMarriedToMySiblings

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bruh my crew is selling me, why would you release all the good wind smh my head. how do you think the wind is gold.
#ratio #L life #yb better

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I swear, i was peacefully sitting in my home and this RANDO shows up then never shuts up. Then stabbed my eye.

#cringe #L #xd

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I receive a gift. You betray my trust and open it.. Hoping for riches you get nothing. And now you're back where u started. Without hope of receiving more help. #sad

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OK...i was just minding my own business, making my way through the underworld, walking fast, when my dead mom comes to talk to me?! the nerve?!

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lmaooo boy rlly thought i was "noman"... like bruh you never gonna see NOMAN AGAIN LMAOO

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Man, on god, all these females these days always leading you on. Just 'cause you raised with them and ish, they go "Noooo, we can't do that, we're full siblings". Pops has gotta go out and arrange a marriage to get some closure. Guess jokes on them, I still got a new wife AND I get to be my own brother-in-law. SIGMA male behavior if I've ever seen it. #SJW

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Honestly what is your problem?! what makes you want to drug my men and turn them into pigs? Thank god I'm protected. #hugsnotdrugs

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Oh, so u think ur such a beautiful goddess and all that, BUT then u trick my companions. I can't believe u turned them into pigs, YOU MONSTER!!!!

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Lmao I just stabbed some random dude in the eye🤣 IT WAS HIS ONLY ONE TOO!!!🤣
#L #getDestroyed

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wow. Unfollow, We offer him our drugs, he declines. AYO, WHAT. Sheesh. OH CRAP. HE IS TYING MY MEN TO HIS BIG SHIP. WHAT IN THE LOTUS......!!!!!

#halp #L0TU$4EVER

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Ugh! my crew mate falls off the ridge and breaks his neck then expects me to return to the island and give him a proper burial

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Lol, really, you think I'd die on a puny ISLAND? Im no MORTAL, instead I am a LEGEND and dat creature deserved to listen to my endless podcast. I don't deserve this and I'll show Waterboy who's boss! Take that L cause I've got the W! #Didn'tCThatComing

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UUGHHHH sometimes i absolutely h8 my crewmates. we were like 2 MINUTES from getting back home, but noooooo. they had to go and open the TREASURE BAG and send us halfway across the ocean. #hiringnow

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stupid cyclops. especially this one dude he wakes me up in the middle of the night and then I GIVE MY HELP and he says no man is hurting him. like what da dog doin. that dude is so crazy prob drinking too much of that special wine. #crazystupidcyclops #estupido

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You call me names so I took a rock and threw it at your ship. And what did you do? You continued to mock me and told me your name. WOW you clearly don't listen to your companions!

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an eye for ur friends is a good trade. NOT!!!!!why would u stab me like that i thought we were homies🙄 #L #Ratio #YBbetter

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HELPPPP FJBSJKBFB I let this man into my cave, and he has the AUDACITY to blind me and run away I- That's so #problematic. do your work twitter 🙄💀

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This is so rude, this rando shows up and thinks he owns the place. Even his men want to stay with me, but NO! He was being rude so I tried to eat him. #planteater #bigmad

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so, crazy thing happened... I was camping out on some random land and decided to go meet the natives! They were a little weird but they shred some food with us. BUT THEN THE GUY WHO TRIED THE FOOD GOT HYPNOTIZED!! like WTF!!??? we got out of there so fast!
2/5 stars...
#vegan

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Thanks to my homie wind god for a safe a fun journey home. Your the man my brotha.

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That hot chick drugged my mates and turned them into swine. If it weren't for that other dude we would all be bacon. AND THEN SHE OFFERS US TO STAY THERE FOR A YEAR. . But it was a nice resort.

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Really?! I just wanted to give you a nice gift of wine, then you go and eat my friends?

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I swear to god, all these people addicts these days. 🙄 It's all, "Oh, it's not naturally addictive", like do you think I care?? Have to tie them up to a ship and everything to keep them off these streets. Or dirt paths... whatever islands got these days. Can't take them nowhere. Feels like I got a newborn.

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He killed and ate my men, So i stabbed him and watched as blood gushed from his eye sockets.

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SERIOUSLY!! I thought you were a friend. Then you take me prisoner and eat my companies. #helpme

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Really guys, you open my bag of winds and create a nasty storm for us to get through #stupid

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Cant we stay on the island for a little longer and eat some more flowers? I really deserve a break! #INEEDAVACATION

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Lol, Imagine getting an olive pole, heating and and stabbing me in the eye only for me just to be blind 😂😂😂. Dont run away next time 😂😂😂

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I never really liked him, but he really became a real h8red of mine when he decided to put his boys at risk and be super selfish. I can't believe the behavior of this absolute savage.

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You invade my son's home. He gives u shelter. He uses u as a snack. And how do u repay him. You blind him. #yummy #rude

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Man, AGAIN??!?!?! was a HUGE fan of the flower eating!!! but turns out their flowers taste SO GOOD that men stay on their island????? unfollow

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I'm sorry, what kind of SICK person tries to steal someone else's friends?!? We were all ready to go on a trip before you force feed them PLANTS?!? Ur peer pressure is getting old. Get well soon.

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Wow thanks, I was enjoying my flower and then you drag me back to the ship

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BRUH, some dude shows up to our party, says we're addicted doesn't try and of r special food and leaves. Real chill

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Saw people eating flowers. my bros took a bite. so I tied em to my ship.

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REALLY?! I was a big fan of your work. But then you steal my food, drink my wine and then blind me?! Hope u have a nice trip home! #sorryNOTsorry