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The alpaca has bad hair, and he has bad teeth.

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I opened snapchat, and I saw the llama that  jump scared me.

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The llama is looking very studious, but the llama also looks like charlie in that picture.

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The llama's haircut is looking very unfathomably cool, but he needs to get to an orthodontist.

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Larry llama tried a middle part, so all the llama ladies would be obsessed with him.

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This camel looks like red from angry birds, and the camel looks like Charlie.

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The alpaca had a bad hair day, yet he was an alpaca and couldn't get to the hair salon, for alpacas can not drive.

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I thought my hair was good today, but I guess my hair could be better.

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Did I just wake up on a random girls bed, or did I just wake up on the beach?

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I wanted to impress my girlfriend, so I took a cute picture.

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I lost my buddy Gerald, so I had someone take a selfie of him so I knew he was okay.

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The alpaca didn't have good hair, nor did the alpaca have a good smile.

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You ran into me with short hair, so I grew it out.

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The alpaca was watching Jamie play fortnite, and he was saying "you're trash."

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The alpaca got spiffed up, so the alpaca can stream Fortnite.

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The llama ran into me, so I punched him in the face.

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He opened snapchat, and was jumpscared by his appearance.