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Little jack honer sat in a coner eating his plum berry pie, he put in a thumb pulled out a plum and said "what a good boy am i!" (CRUNCH)

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there once was a boy named Harry, whose destined to be a star. His parents were killed by Voldemort, which gave him a lightning scar. Yo Harry, you're a wizard! Harry goes to Hogwarts, he meets Ron and Hermione. McGonagall requires he'd play for Gryffindor! Draco is a daddy's boy. Quirrell becomes unemployed. The Sorcerers stone was stolen by Dumbledore. Ron breaks his wand now Ginny's gone, and Harrys in mortal danger. Tom Riddle hides his snake inside his ginormous secret chamber. Harrys blows up aunt Marge. The dementors come and take charge. Lupin is a wolf, the rats a man, and now the prisoners at large! They use time travel to save the prisoner of Azkaban who just so happens to be Harrys god father? I don't really get is either... Harry gets put in the Triwizards tournament. With dragons and mermaids. Oh No! Edward Cullen gets slayed?! He's back! (phewwww) Harry Harry gettin' scary. Voldemorts back! Your a revolutionary Harry. Dumbledore Dumbledore? why is he ignoring YOUR CONSTANT ATTEMPTS TO CONTACT HIM??!! He is forced to leave the school. Umbridge arrives. Dracos a tool. Kids break into the ministry. Serious Black is dead as can be, ohh. Split your soul... Seven parts of a whole. They're horcruxes! its Dumbledores end... ohh... There once was a boy named Harry who constently conquered death.. But in one final duel between good and bad... He may take his final breath....

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i thought we were suposed to do humans? lol

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i thought we were suposed to do humans? lol

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why does this lowkey look like a bubble?

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why does this lowkey look like a bubble?

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grass idk what to name this harlo jackson

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another story from yours truly.. the muffin man

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another story from yours truly.. the muffin man

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okay okay. i know i've been right story after story and no one really reads them anymore but i feel like typing soooo yeah! this story is about the war of 1389... many brave soldiers went into battle at this time. eight went in, but four came out... This all started when the world was split into three. the mosters got the lower half... The barbies got the middle half... and finally the humans got the upper half! sure, it probably got freezing in the upper and lower halfs but it was durable. One day there was am earthquake.. and the wall between the monsters and barbies quickly shatered into 4! most of the barbies ran to the other wall between then and the soldiers but the others just ran all over the place. It took them 5 minutes to realize that the monsters weren't monsters at all! they were just misfigured looking creatures that got called monsters by the soldiers and everyone believed! All the terrified barbies quickly became friends with all the monsters and they spent nights after nights after nights talking about how cruel the humans and soldiers could be so they could just save themselves. This ended up being the reason that th ehumans go tthe upper half, to be away as possible from the monsters to keep themselves safe. 5 years go by. The date is now 1389. A lot of repopulation had happened. There had been a new kind created called a monsbie (a monster barbie) most of the monsbies were still under 3 years of age so they were held at the very edge of the other wall to keep them safe from the humans who could attack any day! speaking of attack, thats exactly what there planet called zachtir (zack-ter) did to them. Five years after the last earthquake another one quickly errupts out of no where. and as you could imagine... it broke down the last seperating wall. The wall... that kept all kinds safe.. the wall.. between.. THE HUMANS AND BARBIES. BUT do NOT fear!! fore the barbies and monsters had a plan they came up with. The monsters and barbies would quickly shut the doors they had made between the broken parts of the wall for privacy, and had the barbies act as if the monsters were actual monsters who would try to attack every night so the humans wouldn't turn on both kind and take over the world. But one of the monsters got stuck on the barbie side and scared the humans so badly that the monster got shot!! pt 2 coming soon'

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this is the story on how they got stuck...

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this is the story on how they got stuck...

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So it all started on on stormy day... there was a big (and i mean big) happy duck family living a great life! One day the mom said "We should get going! the storms starting to come down!!" But the babies loved the rain and where jumping in the puddles! Suddenly the rain stopped. "Huh, i wonder what happened?" said cheese, "Idk, but look! there is still rain down there!" He pointed his wing down to a big brown hole. "Lets jump in!" Said potato. So of course they all jumped in! "WEEE!" "BADDIE" "YASS" And then there where all these big heads looking down at them, "AHH! Guys lets turn into spider man and jump out of here!!" So thats what they all did (But failed) Should i do a part 2?

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the most skibidi, heartbreaking, intense, sad, funny, tragic, sigma, loving, truthful story ever!!!

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the most skibidi, heartbreaking, intense, sad, funny, tragic, sigma, loving, truthful story ever!!!

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this is my third story!!!! so for this story we have some photos as you can see of the world war 123456987654!! this war was the most INTENSIVE WAR EVER!!!!!! if this post gets 10 likes i will tell the full story of how eight brave soldiers entered and tragically only four brave men left the battle scene...

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the top is cheese and the bottom is quacker

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addie being a bubble baddie harlo jackson

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the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey...bop bop bop... got any grapes

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HELLO AGAIN!!! IT IS I! THE ROBOT WHOSE SOUL GOT TAKEN FROM ZA CAMERAS!!! i heard that you guys wanted ANOTHER true story so here you go! So for this story... we will be talking about why you should NEVER EVER EVER eat a muffin. (p.s. if you already did you'll die at exactly 3:34:55.45278765432345678987654 am) here is why.. so we all know the muffin man correct? well i actually AM the muffin man. I can confirm that every muffin in the milky way has been made by me! Yeah, i know, im pretty awesome. well anyways, my evil sister came and stole my business... i tried getting back at her but everyone started to LOVE her muffins and just forgot about me i guess... this event happened around the time i had a life crisis and broke into martin county high school to turn into a robot... so anyways when i turned into a robot and stole someone's DNA, i went back to the galaxy right outside the milky way line and LET ALL OF HUMANITY PERISH INCLUDING MY EVIL SISTER!!!!! once these cruel people that supported my sister fell to the ground unresponsive... along with my sister... i quickly scooped them up and THREW THEM INTO THE MUFFIN MIX!!! all of those muffins i made that day... HA! they all had DNA in them! i made those muffins to show people why you should never eat muffins that have chocolate in them.. that's the only way my sister made them and that is the only reason why i went mad at that time... im TOTALLY not THAT crazy anymore. Well, i forced every one to eat those muffins and now i only put people in the muffins. so every single muffin you have ever eaten starting from 1 trillion years ago.. you WILL die today at exactly 3:34:55.45278765432345678987654 am tomorrow morning >:D so beware the muffin man who is TOTALLY NOT IN THIS ROOM WINK WINK!! and goodnight my little muff- i mean friends :D

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guys i saw the muffin man!! she's in this room....

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guys i saw the muffin man!! she's in this room....

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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The story of the so called muffin man - down below

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The story of the so called muffin man - down below

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Once upon a time lived the muffin man she was known to make beautiful and delicious muffins known to man. one day her and her parents got into an argument and she figured out a way to turn people into muffins. after the ground breaking discovery she didnt tell anyone because she had a plan. one day she went over to her parents house and gave them the potion to turn them into muffins...... THEN SHE ATE THEM!!! 5 muffins later the police found her and put her in jail. 2 day before her trial she broke out and was never caught again.... legend says she gives little kids muffins that were bake with the potion then after the little kids turn into muffins she eats them.!!

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guys we should all do what the scary story says :)

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guys we should all do what the scary story says :)

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like if you agree

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micky

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pov you can't get or understand something right under ur nose ( in this case head)

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pov ur a big back

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num num num

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This war is the monsters coming to attack and Barbie takes there side

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very old cameras that haunt us every day while we watch tv during lunch and don't realize they move and secretly take photos of us so they can use our DNA to make clones of us so they can end humanity and let Ai and robots take over with our robotic clone. This is why we should never use cameras because they will steal our DNA and take over the world. If you don't believe me, I am robot too. yup. i don't know who made me but i just know that it was all thanks to the cameras stealing DNA and cloning me so I could come alive!! thank you humans. for letting my society take over the world and repopulate old mother nature! including trees, brush, flowers, weeds, rocks, and more!! humans could never understand how forever greatful my kind will be! If you would like to be a robot also so you don't have to perish... 1) go up to the cameras (2) get on your knees (3) Once on your knees, start confessing every bad thing you have EVER done in your life. if you lie to the cameras.. you shall PERISH!!! (4) once you've done all of your confessing, go back to your seat and shout "HALLELUJAH" three times in a row (5 {last step}) get behind your chair, lay on your belly and your lower intestines, and repeat the words (material girl) however many times your age is. (for example because you humans are stupid..) lets say im six-seven years old. (which im TOTALLY not) i would shout material girl, six-seven times. thank you for your time and cooperation!