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100 | Cookie production multiplier +1%.
"There used to be a cookie here. Now there isn't.
Good heavens, what did you DO?!"

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999,999 | Cookie production multiplier +1%.
"We all gotta start somewhere."

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5 million | Cookie production multiplier +1%.
"Tasty, if a little unimaginative."

# data[].attributes.body
10 million | Cookie production multiplier +1%.
"No raisin to hate these."

# data[].attributes.body
50 million | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"Get yourself some jam cookies!"

# data[].attributes.body
100 million | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"Flaky, but not unreliable. Some people go crazy for these."

# data[].attributes.body
100 million | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"Sometimes you feel like one of these. Sometimes you don't."

# data[].attributes.body
100 million | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"Tastes like a morning stroll through a fragrant forest, minus the clouds of gnats."

# data[].attributes.body
100 million | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"Some experts have pointed to the walnut's eerie resemblance to the human brain as a sign of its sentience - a theory most walnuts vehemently object to."

# data[].attributes.body
100 million | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"Let me tell you about cashews. Cashews are not nuts, but seeds that grow out of curious red or yellow fruits - which can be eaten on their own, or made into drinks. The shell around the nut itself contains a nasty substance that stains and irritates the hands of whoever handles it for too long. But that's okay, since now that you've read this you'll make sure it doesn't get into the cookies! Oh, you've already eaten how many? Okay then."

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500 million | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"I know what you'll say. It's just cocoa butter! It's not real chocolate!
Oh please."

# data[].attributes.body
500 million | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"A strange inversion of chocolate milk. For those who are a little bit too hardcore for white chocolate, but not hardcore enough for dark."

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1 billion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"They're macadamn delicious!"

# data[].attributes.body
5 billion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"DOUBLE THE CHIPS
DOUBLE THE TASTY
(double the calories)"

# data[].attributes.body
10 billion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"Orteil's favorite."

# data[].attributes.body
50 billion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"CHOCOVERDOSE."

# data[].attributes.body
100 billion | Cookie production multiplier +5%.
"These absorb light so well you almost need to squint to see them."

# data[].attributes.body
100 billion | Cookie production multiplier +5%.
"These dazzling cookies absolutely glisten with flavor."

# data[].attributes.body
500 billion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"Look to the cookie."

# data[].attributes.body
1 trillion | Cookie production multiplier +10%.
"This is the cookie you've been clicking this whole time. It looks a bit dented and nibbled on, but it's otherwise good as new."

# data[].attributes.body
1 trillion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"..."

# data[].attributes.body
5 trillion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"True to their name."

# data[].attributes.body
10 trillion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"If it ain't dutch, it ain't much."

# data[].attributes.body
50 trillion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"Not to be confused with macarons.
These have coconut, okay?"

# data[].attributes.body
100 trillion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"For your growing cookie empire, of course!"

# data[].attributes.body
500 trillion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"Unforgettable!"

# data[].attributes.body
500 trillion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"Palmier than you!"

# data[].attributes.body
1 quadrillion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"You could probably play hockey with these.
I mean, you're welcome to try."

# data[].attributes.body
1 quadrillion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"The name implies they're made of sand. But you know better, don't you?"

# data[].attributes.body
10 quadrillion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"You like to bite the legs off first, right? How about tearing off the arms? You sick monster."

# data[].attributes.body
10 quadrillion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"Evergreens in pastry form. Yule be surprised what you can come up with."

# data[].attributes.body
10 decillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"A crisp slice of bread, begging for some butter and jam.
Why do people keep proposing these at parties?"

# data[].attributes.body
100 decillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"Bursting with infinite potential, but can also be eaten as is. Arguably worth the salmonella."

# data[].attributes.body
9,999 | Cookie production multiplier +3%.
"Although an odd flavor, these pastries recently rose in popularity."

# data[].attributes.body
100 trillion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"Quite."

# data[].attributes.body
50 quadrillion | Cookie production multiplier +5%.
"Dipped in a lab-made substance darker than the darkest cocoa (dubbed "chocoalate")."

# data[].attributes.body
50 quadrillion | Cookie production multiplier +5%.
"Elaborated on the nano-scale, the coating on this biscuit is able to refract light even in a pitch-black environment."

# data[].attributes.body
70 quadrillion | Cookie production multiplier +5%.
"Imbued with the vigor and vitality of a full-grown cookie dragon, this mystical cookie will embolden your empire for the generations to come."

# data[].attributes.body
100 quadrillion | Cookie production multiplier +3%.
"Cleaned and sanitized so well you'd swear they're actual biscuits."

# data[].attributes.body
10 million | Cookie production multiplier +3%.
"Tastefully sour, delightful treats."

# data[].attributes.body
10 billion | Cookie production multiplier +3%.
"They're like tiny sugary burgers!"

# data[].attributes.body
10 undecillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"This cookie flew too close to the sun and is now a shadow of its former self. If only you remembered to set a timer, you wouldn't have this tragedy on your hands..."

# data[].attributes.headline
A chocolate chip cookie but with the chips picked off for some reason

# data[].attributes.subject
A chocolate chip cookie but with the chips picked off for some reason

# data[].attributes.body
1 duodecillion | Cookie production multiplier +3%.
"This has to be the saddest thing you've ever seen."

# data[].attributes.body
500 quadrillion | Cookie production multiplier +3%.
"These never go out of tile."

# data[].attributes.body
1 quintillion | Cookie production multiplier +3%.
"A princely snack!
The holes are so the chocolate stuffing can breathe."

# data[].attributes.body
100 sextillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"It would behoove you to not overindulge in these."

# data[].attributes.body
10 quadrillion | Cookie production multiplier +3%.
"Yeah. That's got a nice ring to it."

# data[].attributes.body
5 quintillion | Cookie production multiplier +3%.
"A square cookie? This solves so many storage and packaging problems! You're a genius!"

# data[].attributes.body
10 quintillion | Cookie production multiplier +3%.
"These melt right off your mouth and into your heart. (Let's face it, they're rather fattening.)"

# data[].attributes.body
50 quintillion | Cookie production multiplier +3%.
"It's like two chocolate chip cookies! But brought together with the magic of cream! It's fiendishly perfect!"

# data[].attributes.body
10 trillion | Cookie production multiplier +3%.
"Pistachio shells now removed after multiple complaints."

# data[].attributes.body
1 undecillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"It's time."

# data[].attributes.body
100 quintillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"Cookies with a soul. Probably."

# data[].attributes.body
500 quintillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"The secret is in the patented swirly glazing."

# data[].attributes.body
100 trillion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"Yes, quite."

# data[].attributes.body
10 quadrillion | Cookie production multiplier +3%.
"These go especially well with coffee."

# data[].attributes.body
500 sextillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"Lord, what fools these mortals be!
(This is kind of a hokey reference.)"

# data[].attributes.body
100 duodecillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"What you're currently reading is what gives this cookie its inimitable flavor."

# data[].attributes.body
100 undecillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"These aren't the cookies you're looking for."

# data[].attributes.body
1 sextillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"One tiny candied fruit sits atop this decadent cookie."

# data[].attributes.body
10 nonillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"Also known as cream puffs, these pastries are light, fluffy, filled with whipped cream and fun to throw at people when snowballs are running scarce."

# data[].attributes.body
1 million | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"Melty white chocolate
that says "I *like* like you"."

# data[].attributes.body
1 billion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"A red hot cherry biscuit that will nudge the target of your affection in interesting directions."

# data[].attributes.body
252.525 billion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"Whose pine is it anyway?"

# data[].attributes.body
252.525 billion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"You don't smooch under these ones. That would be the mistletoe (which, botanically, is a smellier variant of the mistlefinger)."

# data[].attributes.body
252.525 billion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"Mass-produced to be unique in every way."

# data[].attributes.body
252.525 billion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"It's frosted. Doubly so."

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1,800 x CpS | Cookie production multiplier +1%.
Dropped by baker's wheat plants.
Cost scales with CpS.
"The only reason you'd consider these cookies is because you feel slightly sorry for them."

# data[].attributes.body
5 sextillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"Close, but no match for those extravagant cookie straws they serve in coffee shops these days."

# data[].attributes.body
10 sextillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"Bringing you the dizzying combination of brown flavor and beige taste!"

# data[].attributes.body
1 septillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"Look, you can call these pretzels if you want, but you'd just be fooling yourself, wouldn't you?"

# data[].attributes.body
50 sextillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"Not exactly cookies, but you won't care once you've tasted one of these.
They're so good, it's fudged-up!"

# data[].attributes.body
100 trillion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"Yes, quite riveting."

# data[].attributes.body
10 quadrillion | Cookie production multiplier +3%.
"Grandma's favorite?"

# data[].attributes.body
10 quintillion | Cookie production multiplier +3%.
"It's like spraying perfume into your mouth!"

# data[].attributes.body
5 septillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"Nothing butter than a slab to the face."

# data[].attributes.body
10 septillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"These are equal parts sugar, butter, and warm fuzzy feelings - all of which cause millions of deaths everyday."

# data[].attributes.body
10 tredecillion | Cookie production multiplier +5%.
"Uncomfortably detailed, like those weird stories your aunt keeps telling at parties."

# data[].attributes.body
1 quattuordecillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"These are the non-flavored kind with no salt added. Really just a judgement-free wheat square begging to have bits of ham and spreadable cheese piled onto it, its main contribution being "crunchy"."

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10 duodecillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"Absolutely no relation to cookies whatsoever - Orteil just wanted an excuse to draw a cheeseburger."

# data[].attributes.body
1 tredecillion | Cookie production multiplier +1%.
"The start of something beautiful."

# data[].attributes.body
100 tredecillion | Cookie production multiplier +5%.
"What is a pizza if not a large, chewy cookie, frosted with a rather exuberant tomato & cheese icing? Not a cookie, that's what."

# data[].attributes.body
10 quattuordecillion | Cookie production multiplier +5%.
"There are two pillars to the world of sweets : pastries, of course - and candy.
You could make a whole new game just about these, but for now, please enjoy these assorted generic candies."

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1 decillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"Guaranteed to contain at least 0.3% jelly filling, or your money back.
You can still see the jelly stab wound!"

# data[].attributes.body
100 decillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"Absolutely gooey with sugar. The hole is the tastiest part!"

# data[].attributes.body
10 undecillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"The cake is a Portal reference!"

# data[].attributes.body
1 duodecillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"It's not easy to come up with flavor text for something as generic as this, but some would say it's a piece of cake."

# data[].attributes.body
100 duodecillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"It is said that some grandmas go rogue and bake these instead."

# data[].attributes.body
10 tredecillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"Meringue is a finicky substance made of sugar and egg whites that requires specific atmospheric conditions to be baked at all. The lemon, as far as we can tell, isn't nearly as picky."

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1 quattuordecillion | Cookie production multiplier +4%.
"Look around.
A rude man in a striped shirt bikes past you. He smells of cigarettes and café-au-lait. Somewhere, a mime uses his moustache to make fun of the British. 300 pigeons fly overhead.
Relax. You're experiencing croissant."

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252.525 billion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"It's two treats in one!
(Further inspection reveals the frosting does not actually taste like peppermint, but like mundane sugary frosting.)"

# data[].attributes.body
252.525 billion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"What do these even have to do with christmas? Who cares, ring them in!"

# data[].attributes.body
252.525 billion | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
"The prequel to future biscuits. Watch out!"

# data[].attributes.body
3,600 x CpS | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
Dropped by bakeberry plants.
Cost scales with CpS.
"Really good dipped in hot chocolate."

# data[].attributes.body
7,200 x CpS | Cookie production multiplier +2%.
Grandma production multiplier +2%.
Dropped by elderwort plants.
Cost scales with CpS.
"They taste incredibly stale, even when baked fresh."

# data[].attributes.body
10,800 x CpS | Cookie production multiplier +10%.
Dropped by duketater plants.
Cost scales with CpS.
"Fragrant and mealy, with a slight yellow aftertaste."

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10,800 x CpS | +1% golden cookie gains and effect duration.
+1% golden cookie frequency.
+3% random drops.
Dropped by green rot plants.
Cost scales with CpS.
"These are tastier than you'd expect, but not by much."

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100 octillion | Cookie production multiplier +10%.
"Rewarded for owning 100 of everything.
It bears the engraving of a fine entrepreneur."

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100 nonillion | Cookie production multiplier +10%.
"Rewarded for owning 150 of everything.
It is adorned with the image of an experienced cookie tycoon."

# data[].attributes.body
100 decillion | Cookie production multiplier +10%.
"Rewarded for owning 200 of everything.
The chocolate is chiseled to depict a masterful pastry magnate."