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It snowed this year in Texas
And although it might seem reckless

To drive in it

This one nitwit

Went ahead and crashed his Lexus

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This time of year
We hold loved ones near!
Wishing them joy,
Giving them toys,
And making sure they know they are dear!

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There once was an elf named Frick-Frack

Who secretly ate all his family’s Christmas Crack*

When they suspected it was him,

They went out on a limb,

And secured him safely with a tack.

*Google it!
**I couldn't resist one with a twist, ha!

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Peppermints, hot cocoa, and chocolate kisses,

This time of year, not a calorie the mouth misses,

Come January, the pants will go on tighter

And I'll feel the urge (and guilt) to eat lighter

But until then, 'tis it not the season of sweetest blisses?

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Sledding in Georgia is a little bit tricky

Waiting for snowflakes that have just enough sticky

But we’ve got our boxes

And we’ve got our bins

If it snows, then we go, we can’t be that picky!

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The holidays are for baking

Cookies, cakes, and of course pudding.

A little rum here,

A little rum there,

Uh wait, what was I *hic!* doing?

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There's something about this season
They say it is the reason
Why the mall is a maze

With holiday craze
And everyone seems to be squeezin'*

*as in squeezed in lines, parking lots, etc.  It rhymes. And thus...squeezin' :-)

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It's Christmas time, "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
Pretty packages tied up with bows.
Take time to relax.
Eat lots of snacks!
Find peace wherever you go!

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You've heard of the Night Before Christmas, I'm sure!
And, this time of year becomes quite a blur.
But I wouldn't give up one minute of fun,
Even though by Christmas, I'm done!
But I'll do it again next year, because I'm no amateur

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On the verge of the holidays

The kids want the latest craze

I have time off to take

Got waaay too much to bake

Snow is falling, so instead let’s play!

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Holidays with the Orange Boogeyman (Tom)

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Holidays with the Orange Boogeyman (Tom)

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O... this year, the news  have been so downright frightful;

As the bad, orange boogeyman has vexed us with such confounding trifles!

But can we please—for a moment!—turn off the Facebook, the Twitter;

And look all around to see the dazzling  holiday lights a-flicker?

To be reminded that the new year can provide us with joy and things delightful!

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I like to run and  walk in the snow

Especially when wind doesn’t blow.

With a gentle chill in the air

I stride without care

And enjoy the shimmering frost and glow

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There once was a Kringle named Kris
A Christmas he never did miss
He brought toys in a sack, for the kids who left snacks
And filled every young heart with bliss!

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It's almost time to get the Christmas Eve Pig
Down in Miami that tradition is really big.
Wash it down with a Mojito
Don't drink too much, just un poquito.
When you're done, and not too full you can dance a Cuban jig!!!

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When winter comes we can have lots of fun.

Let’s race down the ski run.

We can drink hot coco at night,

and have a snowball fight.

Enjoy winter before it is done!

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Pack That Elf Away - Amy Mayfield                                  A family once had a toy on a shelf

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Pack That Elf Away - Amy Mayfield                                  A family once had a toy on a shelf

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They decided to call him Frosty the elf
Soon Mom's memory got hazy
And moving Frosty made her crazy
Only 6 days left until - a box is where he'll dwell

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year

All around us is laughter and cheer

So complete your self-assessments

And set next year’s commitments

As the PMP review draws near

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There once was a small Christmas tree

That only came up to my knee

When I put on the star

It bent over so far

That the lights I could no longer see.

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No more mistletoe in Congress;

Nor rest in Jerusalem’s crib;

Give gifts from the heart;

Intangible bows;

For what tomorrow brings, who knows . . .

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When you bake up a holiday treat

You should know what I like to eat

No broccoli or cheese

But remember, please,

That Chocolate is my favorite sweet.

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This morning we woke with a chill

Our boiler was being a pill

No heat, it’s true

We froze through and through

Until a plumber came by with a drill

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A snow-covered morning so bright
I never did see such a sight
All snug in my bed
Covers over my head
Back to sleep as I block out the light!

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It’s Christmas time here in the south,
When locals make use of their mouths.
Boudin and cracklin’,
LIps are a'smackin
When Santa brings food to the South.