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For my Cultural Activity, it is my sincere pleasure, and honor to introduce you to the amazingly boring life of me, Branden Garcia. I spent my Spring Break on a cruise ship to Cabo San Lucas and spent two nights in Cabo. During my blockbuster adventure I learned the "Mexican Hat Dance", which really pushed my glutes to their limit. I accidentally walked into a 65+ salsa class and started dancing with all of the kind women and blissfully tried to salsa, then to realize that there was an actual show going on and had about 50 people looking down and cheering me on (video wont post. sorry). On the cruise ship I reached my full potential of tan, and oiled myself up and became cincuenta shades darker, whilst drinking authentic Mexican margaritas. But this was just the beginning of my journey.

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My awesome sister got married and I had the great pleasure of walking her down the aisle of no regrets IN MEXICO.

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The ship pulls in, I smell the beautiful breeze caressing my face as I deeply gaze into the astonishing view, that is Cabo San Lucas. But really, it was pretty awesome seeing the view and all the cliffs. I don't know the name of the restaurant we went to, but I can assure you it was the most authentic Mexican food. The best Mexican food. Better than any Mexican food that I've had that someone has called Mexican food. It was blazing hot outside but I really wanted tamales, so I ordered two margaritas and 3 churros. That night, from what I recall was an amazing night full of dancing and roaming up and down the streets of cabo in search of my mother, who is a Guadalajara native, who was found in a cigar lounge with 3 British women watching the news.

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I know from the get go you thought it was going to be an action packed story, but for the sake of the US laws and Foreign law, its best that I tell you that no family member was harmed, maimed, scarred, or mentally traumatized from any events that took place in the majestic city of Cabo. Es tarde and I must get back to practicing the Mexican Hat Dance. Adios!

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And the two reasons we found her in a cigar lounge past her bedtime.