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Normally I would say the title says it all on this one but you can't underrate the comedy factor of how callous the goalie is:

This video is from the One+ goalkeeper academy which leaves me with a few questions about that school. Not sure where the shot was from but it goes off the post so we can't judge the quality of the goalkeeping instruction. Clearly no one is teaching that a keeper should have any manners because this kid seems bothered to give even half a second checking on the girl and makes no move to try and help her up.

I don't have kids and if I did I wouldn't let them play keeper but if both my birth control and my parental control failed I would definitely look to find a camp that mentions not being a deuche is part of sports.

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Jogger Fails To Avoid Soccer Ball, Goalie Fails To Care - Next Impulse Sports

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Normally I would say the title says it all on this one but you can't underrate the comedy factor of how callous the goalie is: This video is from the One+ goalkeeper academy which leaves me with a few questions about that school. Not sure where the shot was from but it goes Read more...

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The Frozen song makes my head hurt and it gets annoyng.

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The Frozen song makes my head hurt and it gets annoyng.

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Went to b;ack friday and people were throwing things around

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Went to b;ack friday and people were throwing things around

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i was going to black friday and a mental person hit me in the head lol

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i was going to black friday and a mental person hit me in the head lol

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I was playng soccer and i was the goaly but my causen hit my stomach and i felt the hit all the way to my head

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I was playng soccer and i was the goaly but my causen hit my stomach and i felt the hit all the way to my head

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A shark bit a little of my head and neck

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A shark bit a little of my head and neck

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Fell of your bike

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I was walking to my house and I got hit with a pole and I got a big bump on my head :)

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When you are running and you don't drink water.

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When you are running and you don't drink water.

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were screaming

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MY MOM HIT ME WITH THE CHANCLA AND IT HIT MY HEAD

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MY MOM HIT ME WITH THE CHANCLA AND IT HIT MY HEAD

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estas malito and you hit your head because your mental and you hit your head in the wall and u were in the bathroom and it smelled like...

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estas malito and you hit your head because your mental and you hit your head in the wall and u were in the bathroom and it smelled like...

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took 3 hours in the bathroom planting something

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took 3 hours in the bathroom planting something

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Listened to Adele's "hello" too many times

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Listened to Adele's "hello" too many times

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Feeling light Headed

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Fell of my Skateboard while doing a boardslide and hit my head in the rail

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Fell of my Skateboard while doing a boardslide and hit my head in the rail

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going to black Friday and someone crashed in to me with a cart

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going to black Friday and someone crashed in to me with a cart

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You can eat something really cold.

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Played to many video games in the dark and then went outside

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Played to many video games in the dark and then went outside

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It is to really hot and u are running  and u don't drink water

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It is to really hot and u are running  and u don't drink water

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There are tiny people in your head and they are getting in a fight

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Hit your head so hard you almost died

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In Thanksgiving