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I just feel empty inside...
-James

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Yo if anyone wants to hits the gym with me, just ask

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When is Ely coming back to his room? He hasn't showed up in the past week! Oh well, back to popping pimples. I ordered some pimple popping cream in the meantime.

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Got assigned another paper tonight. You up to helping me out? @Ackley

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Who's gonna help me out with this essay?
-James

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Met a young blonde dancer lasts night, man, she could really dance!

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Really wish I could talk to you once more, I miss you lil bro <3
-James

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That satisfying feeling of popping a pimple
-James

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This bar is full phonies! The waiter thinks im a minor, do i really look under twenty-one!?

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So sick of all the fakes at Pencey. You all are PHONIES
-James

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hey all i just lost my third chance to go out with a girl. got any tips u can throw at me? -alexuaw

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If anyone sees my kid sister at the museum over the weekend, #hmu

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Wow im so rich hahahaha -nick

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Just got pulled over for speeding on the highway in my Porsche. LOL.
-James

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I am sick of all the #phonies at Pencey. -mia

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Hate it when @Holden123 smokes in the room. Breaking school rules drives me crazy!

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Old sunny really made me blue. She was a bore to talk too.  -mia

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I really regret making this date with old Sally. -mia

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God Holden is so annoying. He smoked in my room and is a creep about Jane.

-mia

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I had a mean old taxi driver today. Does anyone know where the duck goes when the lake freezes? -mia

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Could really go for a game of checkers right about now...
-James

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Old stradlater needs to back off Jane.

-mia

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@OfficialHolden17 You are so cheap and stupid, you can't even fork over 5 more measly dollars even after my man Maurice obviously said that it costs 10 dollars a throw! #crumbbum

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Just had the time of my life with some lovely ladies. I got stories if you more details #Legend -Colin

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I just gave away $10 to charity what is this weird feeling I'm gettin -Colin

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I'm trying to go to bed clean but Ackley's fingernails are all over the god damn floor!

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Whoever said I'm fake deep needs to back off. I'm not a #phony

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See you at the matinee! #youknowwhoyouare

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@Sunny @Maurice You both are goddamn morons. You will end up in the street with filthy clothes, asking for just a dime for coffee.

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Follow my second account @seeyalater to see some better pictures of yours truly!

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i just gave away $10 to some lousy charity and im pissed about losing $5 to some scrubs
-alexauw

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Follow my real official twitter @nick_diede17

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Anyone know a good place to get my nails done?? Holden says I gotta stop cutting my nails in his dorm.

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What a smart alec @holdcaul ... #whyioughta

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@OldHorwitz Why so angry all the time? I only wanted to know where the ducks go during the winter. There's no need to get all cranky 'bout it

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I'm practically in love with this one girl. She's all decent looking and all, and she loves sports

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Met a quite generous young man today while getting lunch! It's wonderful that today's youth are so generous.

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Id like to see @holden do a better job than us

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I swear old Maurice said five bucks for a throw.. Not 10. #phony -mia

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Reminder: Students that will not be returning next semester need to clean their dorms out before winter vacation.

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I always have a #grand time with @hvcaulfield. Can't wait to see him at the movies.

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Rough day at the office. #hmu @MaurytheElevatorGuy

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im all about that gym tan laundry #jerseylyfe

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Can't believe that twerp had me walk all the way to his room to waste my time. #Needtofindabetterjob

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So when am I gonna get some meds for this depression?? #brozac

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does anyone know the best solution for popping pimples?? if anyone knows pls ask

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I'm glad I'm not a phony. I'm too unique for that

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love love love my boyfriend ughhhhhhh

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All I want is a goddam club soda with some scotch in it. Is that too much to ask?

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My face still hurts from Stradlater's punch. Glad to get away from that guy. #needice

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All parents are welcome to join us for our #SteakSaturday dinner

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How do I work this twitter thing?

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Don't mind the mess...if that's what you'd call it...

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Keeping my fingernails nice and clean, remember to cut your nails

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Just got the swaggiest hat evaaaaaaa. Catch your boi wearing it around the school grounds

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PLEASE is anyone can hear this please contact me for my lost son @OfficialHolden I'm so worried for him being alone and having nobody to support him!! :(((

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I can't believe that Holden kid had the nerve to sleep in my roommate's bed. It's not like I ever infringe on his privacy, right???

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Real stoked to be getting some acne medicine!!!!!

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Why the hell was that taxi driver so mean? I just wanted to know where the ducks go.

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Should have taken an Uber. Thanks for the ride to the hotel. #youknowwhoyouare

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Just had the longest chat with Old Spencer about me flunking my classes...

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just tell me where the ducks go.

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Has anyone heard of the most annoying kid ever? Seriously this kid is getting on my nerves @Ackley
-alexauw

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Some assholes beat me up for $5- feels like I got shot in the stomach.

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Love living in Hollywood
-Colin

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Remember! Colleges will look at your transcripts. Be sure to finish the semester strong!

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@hvcaulfield You better start calling Jane if you don't want me to steal her away from you.

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Can't get anything done with this Ackley kid around

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S/o to @kingjane for a fun time ... and to @holdcaul for being weird about it. #awkward

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oomf really needs to stop creeping on my girl Jane

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Boys, be sure to submit your college applications soon. The Ivy Leagues schools need not think Pencey Prep boys are procrastinators.

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I'm back from the dead y'all, where's my glove at?

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Goodbye to all the fellas at Pencey, and all. #NYC

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Really wish I could give #oomf a call. I wanna ask a special girl if she still keeps all her king in the back row. ;)

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Heard my lil bro was kickin it with some prostitutes #abitgrossdon'tyouthink @Holden_og

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Have a nice winter break and be ready to study even harder next year! #proud -mia

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it´s funny when they hear you got bands they crowd around you .she´s nothing but a gold digger #newyork#shetakemymoney
-ugliene

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Can't even get some booze, what has New York come to?

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I was just asking a typical taxi driver a question, but then he snaps at me. My god why are some people so ridiculous??
-alexauw

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Students, make sure you sign up for the new spring formal!

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Ain't missin any of those slobs back at #pencey
@grossackley

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@prency_prep yea proud of what some robots you have around school commanding them to OBEY your rules are trash ,can´t wait to dip!
-ugliene

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Gettin away from all the phonies and kickin it in New York City

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So proud of our young scholars here at Pency Prep!

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Just bought a second house on the beach! Bathing in my money!!

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@OG.Holden Boi you ain't even here anymore and you're still in my light. Get movin'.

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This Hotel im at is lit!

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some people may look clean BUT Y'ALL NEED TO LEARN ABOUT HYGIENE YOU SLOBSS!!! @penceyprepstudents
-ugliene

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@OG.Holden Do you guys have a pair of nail clippers I can use? Just tell me where they are, I'll use them and put em' right back.

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well hell yea i mean how can she resist lol @OG.Holden

-ugliene

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Who does @Stradlater think he is? Thinking he can just run around with Jane. I bet he doesn't even like checkers...

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Can't believe my teammates made me forget the foils on the Train... I bet they all had a good laugh about it.

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Not only is @penceyprep a bunch of privileged phonies , they they can just try to mold us into ¨clear-thinking young men¨ why does everyone follow the same cycle?  -ugliene

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I'm so sick of the @penceyprep phonies

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Since 1888 we have been molding boys into splendid, clear-thinking young men