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Mr. Hoffman eats 20 lbs of candy every hour.

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Mr. Hoffman bikes 15 miles per minute

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Mr. Hoffman gives 1254 HMQ's out per 3 months.

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Mr. Hoffman's forehead grows one inch per second.

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Mr. Hoffman slays 103 students per year.

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Mr. Hoffman bikes 1/2 a mile per hour.

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Mr. Hoffman drinks 5 cups of mountain dew per second.

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Mr. Hoffman writes 10 students up every 2 seconds

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Mr Hoffman's hair line retreats 10 inches per minute

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Mr. Hoffman gives 2 pieces of homework per year.

(We wish)

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Mr Hoffman made 60 kids cry per hour.

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Mr. Hoffman lets one kid spin the wheel per 25,000 years

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Mr. Hoffman does 3 push ups every 4 years.

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Mr. Hoffman grades 20,000 test every year.

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Mr Hoffman grows 1 millimeter of hair per 1 decade

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Mr.Hoffman gets 1000 shoe boxes (for classkick materials) per minute

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Mr Hoffman tells thirty flat jokes every five minutes.

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Mr.Hoffman regrets letting his students do this 37 times every 0.82 seconds

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Mr hoffman flexes about how much he rides his bike 300 times per period.

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Mr. Hoffman bombastic side eyes 12 kids every 4.372 seconds

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Mr. Hoffman completes 0.5 push-ups every 20 years.

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Mr. Hoffman gives a student a token every 7 years.

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Mr. Hoffman gives 50 math quiz's per minute

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Mr. Hoffman Makes weird comments about math 200 times a second

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Mr. Hoffman dances horribly 578,094,231 times per day.

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Mr. Hoffman gave 201 pages of math homework per second

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Mr. Hoffman interrupts a perfectly good conversation 1000 times per week.

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Mr. Hoffman thinks about math 25 hours per day. (Exactly)

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Mr. Hoffman embarrasses himself 43 times per second.

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Mr. Hoffman gets scammed 99,999,999 times per hour.

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Mr. Hoffman buys apples at one-quattuorquinquagintaquadringentillion dollars  (That's 1,365 zeros!!) per pound.

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Mr.Hoffman keeps us after the bell 5 times per 5 days

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Mr. Hoffman makes 1 shot in the basket per school year

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Mr. Hoffman gets made fun of for his goofy biking outfit 1 time per second

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Mr. Hoffman lets one kid shoot on the hoop per 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 years.

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Mr Hoffman does 1 push-up per century

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Mr. Hoffman falls off his bike 440 times per minute.

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Mr Hoffman teaches 1,000,000 students per year.

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Mr. Hoffman eats 5 loaves of bread per minute!

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Mr.Hoffman watches bad guy 1 decillion times per day

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Mr. Hoffman takes so long he grades one test per century

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Mr. Hoffman teaches 400 classes per year

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Mr. Hoffman eats 80 9 inch bricks per second

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Mr. Hoffman solves one math equation per 10 years

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Mr. Hoffman watches 50 YouTube videos per day

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Mr. Hoffman eats 1 box of Cheerios per day

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Mr. Hoffman make 80 dad jokes per class

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Mr. Hoffman bullies 15 kids per class.

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Mr.Hoffman loses one hair per second.

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Mr.hoffman bullys 100 Furry’s every 0.1 second

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Mr. Hoffman loses $400,000,000,001 per second

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Mr. Hoffman crys in his grandmas arms 9 times per day

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Mr.Hoffman drinks 34 Prime energy drinks per minute

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Mr.Hoffman chugs 400 5 hour energy bottles every 5 seconds.

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Mr. Hoffman makes 25 kids cry per day

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Mr. Hoffman does 1/2 pushups per century

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Mr Hoffman earns 1 cent per hour.

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Mr.Hoffman bikes one mile per three years.

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Mr hoffman did 5 pushups per 1000 seconds

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Mr Hoffman drank 5 red bulls per minute.

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Mr. Hoffman loses 16,873,180 social credits per homework he gives.

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Mr.Hoffman scores 80 goals per 5 minutes in the World Cup.⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽

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Mr. Hoffman cycles 14,000,000 miles per min.

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Mr. Hoffman gives 2 tokens out per day

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Mr Hoffman makes 6 dollars every 20 years

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Mr. Hoffman takes 5 shots every 3 days on his basketball hoop

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Mr.Hoffman bikes 2 million miles every 2 minutes

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Mr.Hoffman ate 12 quadrillion basketballs per picosecond.

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Mr Hoffman gets paid $20 million per millisecond

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Mr. Hoffman makes $ω+ω factorial (very very very large number) per zeptosecond (smallest unit of time.)

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Mr. Hoffman gives 5 f's per day.

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mr.hoffman made 1 person laugh every day

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Mr. Hoffman  bikes 50 miles per hour

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Mr. Hoffman breaks 20 ankles per every 1 quarter.
THAT IS 80 BROKEN ANKLES IN A GAME!!

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Mr. hoffman eats 50 pounds of chicken every day

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Mr. Hoffman moonwalks in his living room 90 times per 1 day.

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Mr. Hoffman drove 200,000,000,000(Two hundred billion) miles per every minute in his car. Very much against the law.

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Mr Hoffman gets paid 2 dollars every 3 years

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Mr.Hoffman grades 10 tests every 5 minutes

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Mr. Hoffman hit 50 points per every quarter.
THAT IS 200 POINTS IN A GAME!!

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mr hoffman finds 35 ducks per 9 minutes

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Mr. Hoffman bikes 65 kilometres per millisecond.

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Mr. Hoffman plays 100 beats on his drum set every 2 milliseconds

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Mr. Hoffman makes 60 jokes per period

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Mr. Hoffman wins at the paper clip game 100 times per day

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Before we did algebra, Mr. Hoffman warned us about it 100 times per day

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Mr. Hoffman bikes 20 miles per two decades.

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Mr. Hoffman bikes 20 miles per hour

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Mr. Hoffman gets paid $5 per hour.

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Mr. Hoffman gets 15 million dollars per minute.

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Mr. Hoffman gave 100 pages of homework per day

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Mr. Hoffman (if you see this is UP TOP, this wall is updated). 

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Mr. Hoffman (if you see this is UP TOP, this wall is updated). 

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READ THIS FIRST!!!
How to Post on this wall...
step 1) Double click on the RED background to post.
step 2) Type your first and last name where it says SUBJECT.
step 3) Type your Mr. Hoffman Rate where it says "Write something Fantastic..."

ex: Mr. Hoffman compliments his amazing math students at a rate of 120 times per 7 minutes.

>It MUST HAVE YOUR FULL NAME AND a related PICTURE/MEME/.GIF TO appear on THE WALL for the world to see!  Don't use an image that has a watermark or says something like "Shutterstock"

All posts must be APPROVED by Mr. H first before they appear below, so cross your fingers and check back later.

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Mr. Hoffman's hairline recedes 2 centimeters per year.

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Mr Hoffman finds 10 mistakes in his students homework per 5 minutes

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Mr. Hoffman gets rickrolled 832 times per minute

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Mr. Hoffman gets paid $40 per two weeks

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Mr. Hoffman gets 2 math problems right every 6 years.

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Mr. Hoffman laughs 23 times per minute

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Mr. Hoffman complains about grading homework at a rate of 500 times per day.

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Mr. Hoffman buys 100 mansions per month.