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So, idk what to write but here I'm there with no chat gpt-ed paragraph, okay so first of all happiest birthday beautiful, virant soul,

Bhai idk what to write but here are few statements that lives rent-free in my mind 24x7, and they are:

•And bro when I say this, I mean it

•Neeche maggie lene Jaa Rahi hu
•Bhai yippie khaane ka Mann kar Raha hai
•Bhai I'm not even exaggerating
•Mujhe achha nhi lag raha toh nhi lag raha
•Bas 2 min, tu jaa mai aati hu
•I and dev brokeup(7283948473828th time)
•Bakchodi naa kar
•Hein iske paise kon Tumhare Abba denge
•Bhai mummy nhi mangegi
•Club chale?
•Kya khaau samjh nhi aa raha
•Ikrrrr
•Whoooooot??
•I sweaaaarr to gawd
•nvm
•Yeh kya hai? (I reply,"zehar")
•Bhai mujhe dipanshi pe ghussa aa rahi hai
•Aryan neeche aaya hai
•Bhai mai isme achhi nhi lag rahi
•ek achhi si maa dhundh ke chuda kyu nhi leta

And what not bhaiii!! But, still you're a good person in and out and broo I want to be the same person I met or else fuck you💕
Bhai ik I'm not there par phir bhi trying to make you feel less alone on this day, and bhai bas ab haa nautanki aur bakchodi apne gand me daal de. Ghussa rehna hai baad me rehna ok, abhi toh hum meesho se kapde lenge hai na 50-50₹ ke😂. Aur house warming and chill Bhai 400₹ prati ghanta Kota bhi banana hai, bhai ghusse ke liye puri life hai Aaj ke dinn apne mood ki maa behen naa Karo behen.
~Yana💋

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Baby jaan ho tum hamari .. bachpan se to ni par ab ho shayad ..resonance ki tarah hamari frequencies match karti hai bhai .. I am the most free when I am with you .. itni ki log pehchane bhi na shayad ki ye mai hi hun ya nahi .. mere behne ka reason ho tum .. meri barbaadi tumne hi to likhi hai apne haathon se .. par tumhari naak unchi krrhi hun har jagah har bakchodi karke. I hope jaldi hi tumhe bhi seal tudwane ka mauka mile..tumhe tumhara saccha(sexy) pyar mile ..kyuki 4 saal se isi baat ka rr sunke thak gyi hun mai ..bhai bohot saaf dil ki(bsdk) ho tum..tbhi to pyar ho mera. Yaad rakhna kisi ameerzaade ke saath bhaag mat jana …tumhe mai adopt krungi fir shadi krlenge (jisme extra marital affairs legal honge) …aur kya hi chahiye tumko..aur haan gifts ki bhookhi nangi aurat ..itna maza aarha tumse gift leke ab bin gift bas tumhe happy birthday bolke hahaha …i love you..sara hisaab chukaungi dw kyuki pyar to saccha haiii💋💋💋💋…happy birthday ..jao nanga naach kardo
-Poorvi

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Happiest birthday pragati I know in starts we both didn’t liked each other. I always use to make faces whenever anyone use to take your name but trust me after knowing you you made me realised you are one of the purest soul I know I enjoy every moment with you. I just want you to get all the happiness hot boyfriend who gives you everything of course a lot lot of love. I love you pragati muaaaahhhh❤️

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Happiest birthday pragati I know in starts we both didn’t liked each other. I always use to make faces whenever anyone use to take your name but trust me after knowing you you made me realised you are one of the purest soul I know I enjoy every moment with you. I just want you to get all the happiness hot boyfriend who gives you everything of course a lot lot of love. I love you pragati muaaaahhhh❤️

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Divyanshi

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Okay So I wanna start by telling you that YOU ARE HOT!!!! and you're one of the most entertaining people in my life... No I mean it, I mean bhai your life is so happening even I find myself wondering ki ab break up chalu h ya patch up ab kya chalra iski life me... Okay so now that I'm not there to stop you from eating maggi Or smoke sutta with you Or talk about our respective crushes who friendzoned us.... Idk kiske paas jake I should cry about small things like white flowers.... Idk kiske paas jake raat ko bakchodi karu.... Idk kisko jake advice du....And bhai pls date someone hot abh plsss!!!!!!

-Shivani<3

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"Ah, another year older, Pragati. Brace yourself for more wrinkles and existential crises! Just kidding! 😜 Happy birthday to the one who's aging like zeigler sir.. or maybe more like moldy cheese? Either way, you're still a gandu in my book. Here's to embracing the chaos and celebrating another trip around the sun ! 🎂🎉"

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"Ah, another year older, Pragati. Brace yourself for more wrinkles and existential crises! Just kidding! 😜 Happy birthday to the one who's aging like zeigler sir.. or maybe more like moldy cheese? Either way, you're still a gandu in my book. Here's to embracing the chaos and celebrating another trip around the sun ! 🎂🎉"

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-omkar

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Wishing you a wonderful time ahead. Happy birthday. “ Forget the past, look forward to the future, for the best things are yet to come.”

Harsh

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Maagie aur noodles jaise iske jeevan saathi,

Manegi nai, par hai toh ye hypocrisy mei dadi.

Stress leke faadegi khudki gaand.

Kabhi kabhi sochti hu isko bulau gaai, bhais ya saand?

Kehti toh hai usse (tummyfat) aloo tikki,

Galat bande choose karna is such a rookie.

Push mktg se push all the worries out.

Pull mktg se let all your hotness pout.

Because TODAY and EVERYDAY is your day. Never cut that out. You are precious. I wish you good health, more money and a hot husband ❤️‍🔥and I hope my UPI Id stays forever with you (whenever you want to slip some money into my acc💁🏻‍♀️)

Happy Birthdayyy Durgatiii oops Pragatiii (autocorrector bhi na.. phew)

~ Dhvani✨

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Chalo aur ek saal khatam tere jeevan ka it feels so great that you are one step closer to the death I personally feel a lot relieved. Chal jo bhi hai have a happy birthday to you and tere liye happiness hope krke matlab nhi hai tu already khush hi rehti hai.

~ Jeet

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Idk what to say about you , our bond was really the unpredictable one for me, tu one of kind hai. You are weird, goofy , loud and i never thought i will say this but i like all those qualities of yours. You are pure soul. I hope we stay in touch after clg. Stay blessed i hope you achieve great success and find love of your life too. Happy birthday once again.

Bhavana

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Tujhse hi to bhosadpappu jaisi gaaliya dena seekha hai. Celebrating the one jiski staple diet maggi aur ladko mein choice sugar daddy hai;) Iykyk😂 Happiest birthday and do have a blast.

-Ayushree

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thought i'll save you some time

~chhangani

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Ik you feel we have drifted apart and I don't care about you anymore. But the real thing is ki no matter what happens you'll always be one of those important friends who have known about every aspect of my life irrespective of me telling you or not & Ig that's what good friends do. I might not be the best friend you deserve but trust me nobody thinks about your well being more than I do & You can take this in writing. !

Happy Birthday ! Too much Love ! ❤️

Bobby !

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Honestly, our friendship has been one of the most unexpected ones fr. And that one year of being roommates has been crazy ( like you literally drove me crazy) but it's also been the best time I've had in mumbai. I know we don't meet as often but I hope we do soon 🤞🏻 I miss you and our late night bs. Once again, happy birthday and have an amazing day and an even more amazing year ahead and ly🩷 byee.

~ Priya

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I love youuuu a lot! Cannot thank you enough!

Even though we don't talk much, you do not know how much you mean to me..... I miss you way too much, i miss your vibe, no one can ever replace you! I'm literally grateful to have a friend like you.

You're the best, and isse zyada taareef humse naa ho paayegi kyuki humein sirf tumhaari beizzati karni aati hai, lastly, happiest birthday my love, and I love you♥️♥️

-Payal

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May ur birthday be a day of laughter, love, and cherished memories. Ur ar nt just my PJ sister but also a dear friend. Happy birthday!.. or Han jldi se unnao aa jao pj bhut Miss krti h... Hmesha tmhri he bate krte hai.. uski bato me tmhri yade hoti h.. dekhna h hmne 💗.. So try to come to ur sister quickly..

Happy vala birthday 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Party bhi dena akr 🙂🙂

-Aditya

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Happy Birthday😘 I miss those hostel days when we did so much masti in the lobby. You made my hostel days special love. Know that I am just a call away. Consider me as the messy big sister who doesn't have her life sorted but still wants to be there for her little sister. Love you❤ meet soonnnnn

- Shweta

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Aur batao Nautanki, kaisi hai aisa toh bolne se raaha mein kayuki haar dusre din Teri shakal dekhta hun na mein, college mein, Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday Birthday, bhaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii baaaaaaaaaasssssssss hoooooooooooo gaaaaaaayaaaaaaaaa, Pragati ka Birthday hai chilana toh banta hai boss,

Kamini, haar time tere Birthday ke liye itna excitement kyu hota hai be, achaa challenge yeh chodd, tera 3 saal ho gaya Mumbai mein reh ke Birthday celebrate karne ka, ofc saath mein degree bhi complete karne ka, tu kar legi na complete??😂😂, Naahi re doubt nahi karra hun khali pucch raha hun kayuki Sem 5 ne toh L lagga kaar raakh diye na, Bhagwan se mein yeh toh dua tere liye maang hi skta hun ki tu Sem 6 pass ho jaaye acche grades se😂🙏🏼.

Aur kamani, tujhe nahi lagta 3 saal kaha nikal gaya, btw tujhe kaise malum hoga, woh toh haame malum hoga kayuki tum toh Busy rehte ho, Hostel mein Soo te rehte ho, Satvik pe Noodles khaa ke Jeet Agrawal se paise bharwate ho kisi din Maan Kiya toh tum bhi bhaar (paise) dete ho😂, Nagori pe Chota lite, Dakshin pe Bestfriend ke saath Vodka woh bhi tight, club mein jana woh bhi hottest banke, college anaa bhangi banke, stairs pe nachna chutiyap karke, bachhoo jaise harkat kar na haar jagah, gossip nikal na jassus banke, cute puppy face banana daat khaa ke, aur kyaa baaki hai be mujhe issse aage yaad nahi araaa hai well tujhe ataa hai toh tu bata de, itne memories, itni backchodi, itni harkate, mere maa ne toh disown kardiya rehta mujhe😅😂, suddhr jaaaa praggs, lekin agar tu suddhr gaayi toh Pragati - Pragatiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii nahi rahegi yaar, kaabhi kabar aisa lagta hi jitna time milla uttna bhi kaam hai, I want the days back from 1st year🥹, I'm asking something impossible, but yeh din yaad rahenge, aur tera rootla muh achaa nahi lagta hai, firse mere saamne rrote hue aayi na kaabhi thapad paadegi Gaal pe seedhe, I want Pragati which says

Bc aaaj phir se meine bakchodi kaar dii😂😂😂

I might not know you the way other people know, but I promise I will not push away the tag of Friendship 🤘🏼✨

Happy Birthday Praggs, I want you to be at your best!!

Going through problem?? ( Well I don't think you would have one, except for mujhe ladka dhund do guys) yeh chodd ke koi bhi chij ke liye contact kar lena😂!!

- DJ😎

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To the most laziesttttt human I have ever known. Happy Birthday bro I had a great time with you as a roommate.

Phir woh Teri beedi ki ladai ho yaa maagi ke kisse🤣🥹.

I have definitely missed you a lot especially tere gaane. You and your harkats 🤭🤭 ykik.

I m grateful to have my own share in your life.

Happy birthday once again hawtieee (take care of yourself before others)

Kabhi na kabhi toh jarur milenge. 🫰🫰🫰

Hopefully we'll meet soon 🥹🥹

Love you 💗 💗 💗

-Gargi

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Fab 4❤️

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Happiest bday ❤️

I hope ab tak khaane ke alwa zindagi me or bhi cheezen important lgne lgi hogi.....lyf itti speed me aage bdh rhi h ki kuch kh nh skte...bht jldi tumhari shaadi kr denge....phir tumhare bacche ho jaayenge ....phir pta h na mai kya krungi tumhare baccho ke saath(pakkkkkkkk)

Khair mai choti si bdi ho gyi or tum bdi se choti hogyi.....how time passes....

There have been many days jab mujhe bht zrurat thi tumhari....u k na...i cant fight for myself bt can fight for u....i needed u so bad....i missed u the most....💔

Raat me sote waqt ek pillow lekr sote the....tum nh thi na....yaad h kyse bas susu jaane ke liye tumko raat me 3 bje uthate the...jbki room me attached bathroom h...😭 Or tum baithe baithe soti thi ...or hum bathroom se chillate the.....

Wo moti waali pillow ke peeche pura ghr utha leti thi sir pr....

Phir akhri me light na bnd krni pde isliye kood kr phle aa jati thi...

Lekin ek second....jb tum itti badtameez ho to hum tumhare sath kyu sote the....happy realisation...aao beta ab tum....zameen pr sulaaynge....

Kapde ...earpods...khana...unlimited noodles....or dher saara pyaar or efforts jitta de paayenge sab denge.....ab koi comparison nh ..only a giver❤️

Phle yaad h hum pdhte the to gaana bja deti thi....phir khti thi tum pdh rhi ho to hum kya kre ....,🥲🥲....ab to 8-8 ghnta akele pde rhte h ghr me....tik tik sunayi deti h....jldi aana....koi wait kr rh h.....

Hum miss krte h bht .....bht akele pd gye h .....

Pta h mandir me ab hmesha ....hmesha teen phool chadhate h....ek mera ....ek A or ek hmesha se sirf tumhara....bachpan se.....or agr phool ek hota h to...do hisso me tod kr tum dono ke liye chadha dete h...dil se ❤️

Lyf me bht aage jaana....bht blessings h hmaari tumhare sath....i k bht irresponsible ho.... badtameez ho...pr mai hoon na...ur blood relative ....i m there to carry all ur responsibility.....

Chacha papa ko to hum dono ne bachpan se dekha h....itti ruined family💔....

Hum nh chahte hum dono kbhi bhi wyse bne....tum bht aage jaana....hum peeche ho to hme sahara de dena....hum aage honge to tumhe de denge.....

I love u❤️

Dher saari baatein krni h tumse.....dher saare aansuu bhane h.....phir se tumhare liye cook krke haantho se khila kr tumhe bigadna h....

I hope ab tum...

KHANE KE LIYE NHI...JEENE KE LIYE KHATI HOGI ....

Kya mtlb nhi....malum tha🥲🥲

Chlo accha....happy birthday....or haan jo bhi chahiye ho tumhe.... without any hesitation ....bas hme link bhejh dena...price mt dekhna....hmne save kiya tha tumhare liye .....choice apni hi bta dena lekin...or acche se enjoy krna....tum enjoy krogi to mujhe dekh kr bht khushi hogi....hmaare lmhe or hmara hissa bhi jee lena❤️

Happy birthday ❤️

Kokkie 👯

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You are a very fun person to talk to. I love your gossips and talking to you is never boring. Just be the person you are fun and weird. Once again a very Happy Birthday ❤️🤗

-Isha

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One of the most bittersweet person I've ever come across (ofc you know what I'm talking about lol) but then ain't anyone crazy like you..and deep down I know you miss your friends who aren't physically close to you rn but it will get better someday i guess..

Won't say ke galtiya mat kar... rather jitni karni utni kar but then learn from it and don't repeat the same guys fuck i mean mistakes 😙...sorry I couldn't be there for group VC but I'll make up for it ik

Have an amazing one... always a call away from you! Don't think just because we don't talk often, you cannot come to me whenever you need someone...

Aah...i miss "Teri maa ki cutie"

-Chutvi

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Wishing you a super awesome day filled with all your favorite things (Jee bharke maggie kha le aaj) and party hard (Aaj toh ghar pr sach bolke kar sakti hai 😂)

You’re the most craziest person I’ve ever met chahe vo beech station pr letkr bakchodi krna ho, gharpr jhooth bolke nightout krna ho ya marine drive pr raatbhar moon dekhna I’ll always remember every moment I’ve spent with you, I’ve had the best time in Mumbai with you, Wish we could meet superr sooonnn againn.

Keep getting hotterrr, wiserrrr and sexierrrrr every year aise hi ❤️  May this year be filled with fun and more bakchodis that I love listening to, lovee yaaa and Happiest Birthdayyy once again ❤️

~Gaurav 🦄