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MAGNITUDE 8.6 EARTHQUAKE CAUSED BY MASSIVE FART

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MAGNITUDE 8.6 EARTHQUAKE CAUSED BY MASSIVE FART

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PYONGYANG — A magnitude 8.6 earthquake has left thousands injured in Pyongyang. According to officials, the supersonic boom was man-made.

Pyongyang residents are distraught as they try to recover what's left of their homes and locate their families.

While earthquakes may be somewhat frequent in Pyongyang, this was no ordinary earthquake.

Officials say that pure human flatulence is to blame for Sunday's quake. That's right, a massive fart was the cause of this tragedy. City officials have tracked the origin of the blast to home of Pyongyang resident Kim Jong-un.

Hundreds of Pyongyang residents are being treated for asphyxiation, likely from trying to hold their breath.

According to sources close to Jong-un, the human stinkbomb was attributed largely to a diet that was too rich in fatty food and energy drinks. Jong-un, nor the Pyongyang District Attorney's Office could be reached for comment on this matter.

We will keep you updated as more news is released about this terrible tragedy.

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For thousands of years, art has remained an important part of human culture and expression. But, of course, it has undergone a great deal of transformation as new technologies have emerged.

If you’re a professional artist or designer working in today’s interconnected world, you don’t necessarily need access to a physical notepad and pencil to get your creative juices flowing. With your trusty computer, it’s possible to create amazing masterpieces with a mouse or indeed stylus, when used in conjunction with a software package replete with all manner of virtual tools and paintbrushes.

Many of these applications work alongside electronic sketchpads and other hardware, making it even easier to develop amazing artwork. Another obvious benefit is that these apps come with built-in effects, filters and editing features so you can really jazz up your creations.

Here’s our pick of the best drawing and painting software which is currently available.

We’ve also highlighted the best free painting software

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Bulgaria - from 681 to today (To all bulgarians that are ashamed to be called so)

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Bulgaria - from 681 to today (To all bulgarians that are ashamed to be called so)

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Bulgaria was founded in 681 by Han Asparuh.  Many great rulers ruled over Bulgaria since it's creation, which knew what they were doing. And they had many victories, which expanded our territories. Important moment in our history is the creation of the Cyrillic in the beginning of 10th century by bulgarian brothers Kiril and Metodii. The time we were an empire is called golden century, leader of Bulgaria was tsar Simeon Veliki. After this period there was a second kingdom. During 1876 year starts a number uprisings, but the biggest of them is the April uprising. It fails, but we show the world how irrconcilable and decisive are we and that way we show that we are ready on everything for our country. 2 years later comes the liberation of Bulgaria after the Russo - Turkish war (1877 - 1878). After only 5 years  Bulgaria is unites with Eastern Rumelia. With this act we show the world how united and strong are we. Tsar Boris III only from the whole world saved our jews form the Germans during world war II. Also we had great victories like Doiran and many others. In conclusion you see how glorious and great history we had and will have. Bulgarians be proud of your nationality and protect the bulgarina against all enemies.
By Teodor, Kristiyan and Stilian

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Trump is responsible for the Notre - Damn fire.

After police reviewed a cache of amateur video and photos from local residences, investigators believe the fire started at the center of the cathedral's roof towards the base of the iconic spiral, the police source said that they see Trump at the place of the explosion.

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Do you know which were our favorite cartoon characters? If you were a kid in the 1980s or 90s, you probably spent some time reading, watching, or playing with four adolescent reptilian martial arts experts with irregular DNA. To make sure I got the scoop on everyone’s favorite pizza-obsessed heroes in a half-shell, I went straight to the source—co-creator Peter Laird—who was kind enough to answer our burning questions about the franchise. If you're looking for a thorough history of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, this is a pretty good place to start.
Ivan,erik and alex

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DON'T PET THIS DANGEROUSLY CUTE DOGGO MAGE

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DON'T PET THIS DANGEROUSLY CUTE DOGGO MAGE

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Our news department has received reports that a unidentified dog wearing a wizard hat is walking around town undefeated. Be careful! Although it may look harmless it can fire off intermediate fire magic and has the mana pool of an average lvl 50 arcane mage. We have received information that it's hostile towards you only if you pet him. PETTING THIS HARMLESSLY LOOKING DOGGO IS DANGEROUS! It may sound easy not to pet this doggo if you didn't know how cute it was.It's a Shiba with a lvl 30 wizard hat that boosts magic resistance and movement speed and a lvl 40 mantle of cuteness further increasing its magic resistance and giving it the extra cuteness it deserves. There have been witnesses of the dog wiping the roads with an unidentified arcane witch broom. Walking as if without a care in the world it's bobbing his head full of majesty in the wind. The urge to pet him if seen is too great for any ordinary meme mage. There haven't been any reports of it attacking innocent bystanders or stealing mana potions so there is no breaking of the law, therefore we have no permission to send a party of police mages. We have predictions that it may be the familiar of a very powerful magician that has taught his dog not to be kind to pedestrians who pet him. This may sound like a relatively safe situation but more and more mages have been hospitalized because of this powerful and merciless dog mage.

"Mage readers! You should take caution in engaging in  mage duels with this pedestrian dog mage!"
- xXMageMasterXx1000

Here is a picture of this dangerously cute doggo!

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Last week in Istanbul a 69 floor building ruined. On top of the building was a 20 years old boy that wanted to suicide. When the building fall down. The ruins of the building saved his life. That was the first time when one tragedy stops another one and saves human's life.

In U.S.A. Washington on 20 april during the bathing time Donald Trump slipped on his soap which has fallen on the floor ! After slipping Trump goes out of bathroom and hit his head in the glass which was directed in front of the bathroom. Now Trump is in a hospital with warning for his life.

Nasa accidentally released a photo of an alien. On 15 of February Nasa accidentally reviewed on a life stream in Youtube for a few seconds  an unidentified flying object with sizes of the Hubble telescope with being which was with sizes of human and it had green color.

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A recent scientific study showed that 1 out of 10 adults identifies as a furry. Recently the president of the united states Donald J. Trump accidentally tweeted the nuclear codes, he was quick to delete the tweet but not before people took screenshots.

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The young rapper Lil Andrejko decided to buy a lot of karuzos for dinner. He was shopping in his local KAM market during the solar eclipse. He was looking at the radioactive products KAM market was selling. Sooner tho ,he realized that they were VERY VERY radioactive...
They gave him leukimia and later that night he turned into a frog. The police found him in his ghetto street where he usually sells drugs to the little kids. He was thrown in jail for 24 hours and on his way to home the poor rapping frog was run over by a car. He was sent to the hospital where they patched him up and he was fine after 2 days. But no one knew that he hasnt paid his loan so after he got home ,he got shot by a dilar. The neighbours called 112 and they took him to the hospital again. In a week he was fine and released from the hospital AGAIN. He went to KAM market AGAIN and decided to buy some karuzos because they were on sale and he had no money. He bought like a bazzilion of them. He got home AGAIN and them all for dinner. He was later found dead in his bed and had overdosed with the karuzos which actually had opium in the ingridients.

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On the 15th of March, 2420, the brave astronaut - Richard Wood and his crew - "The grey sharks" - set off on a journey to the galaxy M87. Their mission was to enter the black hole that is situated in the center of the galaxy, make a report on what they saw and return to Earth on the first of June.

Their voyage was supposed to last 2 and a half months but it has been 8 months since they set off and 2 months since we stopped receiving news from "The grey sharks". Here are some of the messages we received from the crew before they disappeared:

21.04.2420
"We are approaching the black hole. We should be there in approximately 3 days. We still have a lot of fuel and we are confident that after we enter the hole we will be able to escape easily."

24.04.2420
"We are about to enter the black hole."