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sarge
@pukeshoes

just another day in the neighbor hood. A bottle of Vodka,a few ring dings,a  crazy driver and a gnome later, my work shoes are ruined. All thanks to a drunk 16 year old kid who dosent know the meaning of responsibility

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@TheChaKings
Practicing with Alex is a hasle. He loses his spot every minute. But I am glad that he is doing this for someone.

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laurie
handle-@karatekicker
some people seem surprised when I say I do karate. Just because I am a girl and people say my eyebrow piercing doesnt fit my "gymnast body" does not mean I cant do karate. I will spar you an day. Even @bryangilson

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@karate lover 4

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@AChaKing
Playing with Sol, Alex and obviously.. Annette was amazing! I hope Sol is doing well in heaven as well, its really sad to see him go after all the things he's done.. especially how he helped Alex to become a better person. Also if anyone at the home wants, the cha kings and Alex can come and perform for you again!

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@Goth_Pixie66

Me and @Drunk_Driver77 are throwing a party/celebration at the old peoples home come for free food

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@whos-that-3rd-grade-teacher

just left my wife for alex's 3rd grade teacher. never mind we just got back together. im lucky im finally bonding with alex.

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@KaratePixie
LIfe sucks I was just about to ask Alex to the dance, but Shara just had to come over. I tried to tell him to say no but he said yes. Guess I will have to go with Brad UGH!

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@Alex_plays_gutar
I'm going to get drunk on vodka and go to my dads house. then make him break up with my 3rd grade teacher... update I didn't make it :(#grounded#killed a gnome #drunk #opps

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@guitaristalex_
Rest in peace @LouSoloman. Solomon Lewis, you were an inspiration to me. Such a shame pneumonia got you by the schnoz. #RIPsol #LLSoloman

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@gothpixi

going to the dance with that o-linemen Brad. just went to the hospital, sol looks just fine.#helpmymomspregnant

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@Drunk_Driver77

Man I just hit a lawn gnome while I was drunk and underage driving and now they are trying to tell me that that was illegal like come one now #toxic

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@ThePoliceMan

@ThetroubleKid You puked on my new shoes.You do know that right?I expect you to buy me new ones.

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#pneumiona
Im in the hospital right now suffering from pneumonia and emphazimaman just hoping ill make it a little bit longer!

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@thareal_lou.Sol
Just got punemia. Thank you for looking out for me alex. I hope you keep playing my guitar and do good.

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@police sarge
@Ikilledagnome im proud of how you have grown the first time i met you you threw up on my shoes and the second time you were illegally at the hospital with a girl in a red dress but the concert was great but you still owe me a pair of new shoes

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@ThatOneKarateKid

@Alexthegnomewrecker - thx for introducing me to Sol. He was quite a charmer. I will miss that sweet, competitive meshuggener.

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@Soloplayer

My friend Alex just put me on this thing called "twitter". Can someone tell me how to do this.

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@Karate-Um

It really sucks to see Sol go.. he was a really cool and good person to hang out with. But also now I have a sibling and things seem to be going pretty good around here. Also I figured out my step-dad used to do karate. I wish I could say more but now I have to get to karate class. Also Alex i'm sure you'll see this so just to possibly lighten things up.. Gotcha!

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@Cop.Sarge

Pulled over a highschooler today guess what he didn’t have his drivers licence. He also ran over one of his neighbor’s lawn gnome, he was also drunk. Then he threw up on my shoes and now he has to go to court tomorrow. #courtday #coplife

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@Lourie_the_karate_kid
my mom is the worst she is pregnant again. I'm going to be ignored again#mad

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@Sarge_thepoliceman

Just arrested some kid for drunk driving. be safe out there kids. Also the kids threw up on my shoes. Lmao literally ran over a nome.

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@JudgeTrent
As many of you have heard my father Solomon Lewis has sadly passed away today.I wasn't there for him when he needed me.I appreciate all the love and support.
#RIPSol

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@big_brad
This is a great day. Sarah is my new girlfriend and I had a buffet for brekfeast.

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@emphazimaman

hey in doing just fine i just have a huge cough. and yes i'm in the hospital wish me luck. alex is getting better at the guitar go see him at the gig.

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@dogoodannette

Doing a concert with @guitaristalex_ & @steventhebestdrummer !! It will be at the local old person's home. Come watch us! #Jazzconcert #Jazz

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Alex
handle-@guitarmaniaman

@Numberonemom, sometimes people make mistakes, and sometimes other people cause those mistakes. If you really loved me you and dad would hold your marriage together, for t6he sake of MY happiness. And by the way just because your cub scout key chain I made says #1 mom doesnt mean its always true.

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@Sarah_girl
Bro im at the hospital currently and this old dude keeps calling me Laurie #weird

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@mother_of_alex_

I can't believe what happened. My boy takes my car to confront his Dad. He smashes it because he was drunk. Kills a lawn gnome and is arrested now. What the heck

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@SargeTheCop

Great, I got throw up on my shoes from a kid drunk driving. He must have had bad alcohol poisoning.

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@I'mJudgeTrent
@iam_amusician, glad to take care of you kid. Next time drive a car when you have your license.

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@lauiredoesMMA

just used my MMa skills to beat up big bully brian. My buddy @alex_the_guiaterlover can defend himself So I protect him. Mess with him you get me.

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@ LouSolomon
Don’t drink and drive like this Schmendrick @Alexplaysguitar. And don’t smoke like I did or you'll end up like me with emphysema.

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@karate_kid
Just beat up alex for taking sarah to the dance instead of me. I cannot wait until karate today. I am going to go to the dance with brad.

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@ThechangedDriver

@Gotchafromtheheavensboychik! What?! How can you tweet from the afterlife that makes no sense! I have to tell Jud.. Judy about this. Also why would you come back and the last thing you say is something about Laurie. But also thanks Sol, and just know we all miss you

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@Jazz_Prodigies

We are looking for new members in our jazz band. Rehearsals are on Tuesdays and Thursdays in the club room. Any talent is acceptable. Bring your best!

#jazz #highschool

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TheChaProdigies

hello twitter were going to be playing in a concert for a gift to man in a nursing home named Solomon Lewis and are going to play with Mr Lewis’s friend Alex please come we need all the help we can get with the energy #HelpersOfTheWorld #BenefitConcert

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@schmegge_sol

I played the guitar for the first time in a while. I did very well surprisingly. I miss my wife very much tho but I knew it was time to tell Alex.

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@TheJudgeJudyTrent

Finally reunited with my father after many years. I am truly happy to see him.. I hope he beats emphysema. #pneumonia #familybond #emphysema.

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@KaratekickingLaurie
#why’smybestfriendsodumb. always getting into some sorta trouble.

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#Alex_drunkdriver
I think it will be a good idea to drink alcohol and drive just to go see my father

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@GothPixie

@ThetroubleKid I appreciate you introducing me to Sol.He was a sweet old man who passed away too soon. Fly high Sol.
#RIPSol

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@drunkdriver34

hey everyone show up at the gig wish me luck. sols doing just fine in the hospital hes just sick with pneumonia. #lovelaurie

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LouSolomon83

so my protegee Alex told me about this twitter thing so i'm trying it out and anyway we’ve got a big concert coming up and Alex, his friends, and I will be playing and Ladies better watch out.

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@love.laurie<3
hey everyone, you all should def come watch my friends sol and alex play the guitar at the home. it would be a very good time if you all came.

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@alex_the_guitarlover

I miss Sol a lot, but he is in a better place now. I am gonna go play the guitar he gave me. Glad to be back at it again,

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@thatdrunkdriver
I just got drunk and ran over a garden gnome lol. I didn't mean too. Now I am in the hospital

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@Solomon_ Lewis

I'm getting along with the new volunteer pretty well and I think we’ll get along well. His name Alex, I like to call him Mr. Um sometimes. He's a good kid, and he's got his little girlfriend who comes to visit every once in a while.

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@sarcastic_sol_1932
just got this new boychik @Alex_plays_gutar. Let me tell you he is a meshuggah. his wife mrs um is very nice and reminds me of my little Ethal oh how I miss her #drunk driving

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@Alexthegnomewrecker

Holding another benefit concert at the home on Saturday! @SunriseAnnette and @SunsetSteven will be on the drums and piano. Stop on by if you wanna hear some sweet jazz!

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@judge.jtrent

@crashed.alex found out who I a. He was really surprised. Also I made up with my Dad and it felt really good.

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Riley

@ThedrunkMusician

About to start this concert lets hope I don't mess things up. edit: This is amazing Sol just started to sing out of nowhere. To bad his pneumonia got in the way.

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@Mr.Grounded

@Solomon_Lewis and I are really looking forward to this concert, we’ve been practicing non stop. We are ready for this, can’t wait! @Solomon_Lewis Hope you’re ready too.

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Kickgirl123

Just found out i'm getting a new sibling fun >:C #StupidParents

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@jazzsol
Great job today @Ikilledagnome when i first met you you were quite a schlemazel but you have grown into a wonderful boychik I hope you continue with the guitar. ps tell mrs. um hello

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@imnotacheater
Lol my son hated me when I left his mother, but switched up real fast when I came back #fanbehavior

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@Gotchafromtheheavensboychik!

Aha! I'm alive from the heavens boychik! Gotcha again it seems you schmendrick! But also I congratulate you on your good performance for me at the home, you showed some real chutzpah my friend. Also good luck with Mrs.Um

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@Alexplaysguitar
I got drunk, started driving and got into a car accident. NOW, I seriously have to work at a boring retirement home for running over a gnome. It wasn’t even a person!!

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@martialartslaurie

I can't believe what happened to Alex last night. Plus, he won't answer me. @guitaristalex_ answer my texts! #carcrash #getbetter

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@Laurie21
Hey guys! You should all come to watch my good friends Sol and Alex play their guitars at their concert.

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@cheating_dad

I cheated on Janet And Alex crashed the car coming to confront me.Worst dad ever types vibes. :((

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@ThetroubleKid
My condolences to the family and friends of Solomon Lewis.I can't believe he passed away. As someone who spent a ton of time with him recently I am truly sorry.
#RIPSol

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@iam_amusician
hey i just fr killed a gnome, ngl kinda funny #alittletipsy

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Sol
handle-@proguitarist
@guitarmaniaman boychik make sure you are practicing your cords and also sunrise, sunset. Now that you have a REAL jazz guitar you should take care of it. You can sell it when I die or you can keep it and see when it takes you. P.S. dont forget to use a soft cloth on the strings it will make them last longer. Its up to you but dont do anything stupid Mr.Um we all know how that turned out last time. #gotcha

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@crashed.alex

I can't believe I have to do community service. I don't want to work with the person they gave me, he calls me names. I didn't even hurt anyone

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@ The_Water_Buffalo_Official

Man @Drunk_Driver77 is such a 🤬

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Guitar_Loser1

How do you handle your divorced parents going back together #Confused #WhatDoIDo

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@HistoryofJazz