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Joke1:Why do people run slowly?

Because of wearing jogging shoes.

Joke2:where the most famous scientists in the world were born?

The hospital.

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Joke1:

A: Do you have a girlfriend?

B: Of course. A: Really? What's her nation?

B: Imagination.

Joke2:

What do chickens play in the pool?

Marco Pollo.

(Marco Polo is a game played in the pool where one person closes their eyes and calls out "Marco," while the others respond with "Polo." The person who is "it" then tries to catch the others based on their voices. Additionally, "pollo" means "chicken" in Spanish, so there's a play on words here as well.)

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joke1: DJ catch the bee

guess one sentence.

A: DJ drop the beat.

joke2:why is 6 afraid of 7

Because 7,8,9

(7 ate 9)

目前帖子的颜色为 黑色。

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Joke1:

Q:What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A:NO IDEA (no-eye-deer)!

Joke2:

Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?

Student: No. he did it all by himself.

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joke1:What did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired.

joke2:Why was the computer cold?

It left its Windows open.

Riddle1

•I speak without a mouth and hear without ears.I have nobody ,but I come alive with wind . What am I?

•A:Echo

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jole1

Q: What do you call a deer with good eyesight?

A: Good eye deer (good idea)

joke2

Q:

A: I only know 25 lettersvof the alphabet.

B: Why?

A: Because I don’t know Y (why)

riddle1

Q: What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

A: A promise.

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Joke1:

What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

A: Re-Morse code.

Joke2:

What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?

A: A parrot.

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joke1: What does a baby computer call its father?Data.

joke2: Why are colds bad criminals?

Because they are easy to catch!

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Joke 1:

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.

Why?

I don't know Y(why)

Joke 2:

Q: What did my dog say when I asked him the answer for two minus two

A: He said nothing.

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 113-1 Joke Report for Fun English Class: 201 no: 17 Chinese Name:張家嚴

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joke1

•Q: What do you call a beehive  without no exit?

•A: unbelievable(un-bee-leave-able)

joke2

•Q:What  does a sushi say to a bee?

•A:wasabi(What’s up bee?)

Riddle

•Q:Mr. Blue lives in the blue house. Mr. Yellow lives in the Yellow house. Mr. Black lives in the black house. Who lives in the white house?

A:The president

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 113-1 Joke Report for Fun English Class: 201 no: 17 Chinese Name:張家嚴

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Joke 1:

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.

Why?

I don't know Y(why)

Joke 2:

Q: What did my dog say when I asked him the answer for two minus two

A: He said nothing.

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joke1:What do birds give out on Halloween?

ans: Tweets.

joke2:How does the ocean say hi?

ans:It waves!

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Joke1:What kind of room has no doors or windows?

Ans: a marshroom

Joke2: Which days are the strongest?

Ans: Saturdays and Sunday

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joke1

Q:Which is faster, hot or cold?

A:Hot. Because you can catch a cold.

joke2

Q:How do we count cows?

A:With a Cowculator (calculator).

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Joke1

Q: Why should’t we give Elsa a balloon?

A: Because she will let it go.

Joke2

Q: Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?

A: Mom is farther, because dad is father.

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Q1:Why shouldn't we give Elsa a balloon?

A1:Because she will Let It Go.(Frozen's theme song)

Q2:Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?

A2:Mom is close, because dad is farther.(farther vs father)

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Joke 1:

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tired.

Riddle 2:

I don’t cry when you cut me, but you do. What am I?

Answer:An onion

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Brain teaser 1:

Why Mr.S be banished in spain?

Because he says spanish!

explanation: The combination of the letter “s” from Mr.S and the word “banish”.

Brain teaser 2

What can call “a lazy idol”?

An idle idol!

explanation: the pronunciation of the word “idle” and “idol” are the same.

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Q1:What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A1:NO IDEA (no-eye-deer)!

Q2:Why is “dark” is spelled with a “k” not a “c”?

A2:Because you can't c (see) in the dark.

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joke1: Dj catch the bee

guess one sentence

A: Dj drop the beat.

joke2:why is 6 afraid of 7

Because 7,8,9

(7 ate 9)

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Joke 1

A : Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained nine kilograms in a week?

B : That's impossible. Whose baby?

A : An elephant's.

Joke 2

Q : What’s a librarian’s favorite color?

A : Read.

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Joke 1:What do you call fake spaghetti?

Answer 1:An impasta!

Joke 2:Why did the bicycle fall over?

Answer 2:Because it was two-tired(two tires)!

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Joke1:Jokes about unemployed people are not funny. They just don't work.

Joke2:Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?

Student: No. he did it all by himself.

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Joke                                                                              Ｑ：Why did the tomato turn red?                             Ａ：Because it saw the salad dressing!                                Brain teaser                                                                               Q:What has keys but can’t open locks?                        A: A piano.

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joke1:Why won’t the elephant use the computer?

He’s afraid of the mouse!

joke2:What did the beach say as the tide came in？

Long time, no sea.

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Joke 1:

Q: Why did the computer keep freezing?

A: Because it left its Windows open!

Joke 2:

Q: Why did the math book look sad?

A: Because it had too many problems!

Joke 3

Q: What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

A: Nobody knows!

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https://classroom.google.com/w/NzEwMzA2NDMzOTg5/t/all

2. Submit the share link of your post in the assignment at Google Classroom when you finish the task.

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Joke 1:

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tired.

Riddle 2:

I don’t cry when you cut me, but you do. What am I?

Answer:An onion

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Brain teaser 1: What's the reason mr.S go to spain will be banished?

Ans: He speak Spanish.

Explanation: The combination of "s" from mr.S and the word "banish"

Brain teaser 2: What do you call "a lazy idol" ?

Ans: An idle idol

Explanation: The pronunciation of word "idle" and "idol" are the same

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joke1:Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?

A:Because he was a little shellfish.(selfish自私 shellfish諧音)

joke:2:My boss yelled at me the other day, You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?

I said, Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!

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joke1:

• Why did the strawberry cry?

He found himself in a jam.

joke2:

• I hate Russian dolls—

They’re so full of themselves.

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joke1:

Which Taiwanese orchestra hates the most in the America

Answer:911(nine one one )

joke2:

There's a mother with three daughters.

The first daughter Rose asked her mom:Mom, why am I named Rose?'

Mom:Because on the day you were born, a rose petal fell on your forehead.

The second daughter Lily asked her mom:Mom how did get my name?

Mom : oh Lily, the day you were born a lily petal fell on your forehead.

The third daughter is shouting loudly.

Mom: shut up, Brick

Rose：玫瑰

Lily:百合

Brick :轉頭

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Joke1:

Q:What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A:NO IDEA (no-eye-deer)!

Joke2:

Q: What kind of tree has hands?

A: A palm tree

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Joke 1: Dad: How did you two help your mom today?

Son:

Daughter:

Riddle for fun 2:

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joke1:Why won’t the elephant use the computer?

He’s afraid of the mouse!

joke2:What did the beach say as the tide came in？

Long time, no sea.

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joke1

joke2

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joke1:

How do we count cows?

With a Cowculator (calculator).

joke2:

Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot. Because you can catch a cold.

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Joke1:What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A1:NO IDEA (no-eye-deer)!

Joke2:Why is “dark” is spelled with a “k” not a “c”?

A:Because you can’t c (see) in the dark.

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joke1:

Why shouldn't we give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will Let It Go.(Frozen's theme song)

joke 2:

Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?

Mom is close, because dad is farther.

（Father和Farther諧音）

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joke1:What do birds give out on Halloween?

ans: Tweets.

joke2:How does the ocean say hi?

ans:It waves!

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Joke2:

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Joke1:What kind of room has no doors or windows?

Ans: a marshroom

Joke2: Which days are the strongest?

Ans: Saturdays and Sunday, becasue the rest of the days are weekdays(weakdays).

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Joke1:Jokes about unemployed people are not funny. They just don't work.

Joke2:Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?

Student: No. he did it all by himself.

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Joke1:

What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

A: Re-Morse code.

Joke2:

What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?

A: A parrot.

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Joke2:

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joke1: Dj catch the bee

guess one sentence

A: Dj drop the beat.

joke2:why is 6 afraid of 7

Because 7,8,9

(7 ate 9)

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Joke1:What do you call fake spaghetti?

A1:An impasta!

Joke2:Why did the bicycle fall over?

A2:Because it was two-tired!

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joke 1:

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!

joke 2:

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows!

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Joke1: I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.

-Why?

-I don't know Y(why)

Joke2: What did my dog say when I asked him the answer for two minus two?

He said nothing.

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joke1:What did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired.

joke2:Why was the computer cold?

It left its Windows open.

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joke1:what do you call a beehive without no exit?

unbelievable(un-bee-leave-able)

joke2:what does a sushi say to a bee?

wasabi(what's up bee?)

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joke1:

What do you call a deer with good eyesight?

Good eye deer(good idea)

joke2:

A:I only know 25 lettersvof the alphabet.

B:Why?

A:Because I don't know Y (why)

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Joke1:

A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained nine kilograms in a week?

B:That's impossible. Whose baby?

A:An elephant's.

Joke2:

What’s a librarian’s favorite color?

Ans: Read.(過去式read和紅色red的發音一樣)