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A mother was on pregnancy. She asked her child what do he rather, a brother or sister? The child answered that he rather a brother.

When the mother asked him why, the child answered; because a sister do a injection

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A handicapped guy entered a competition with his friend there to cheer him up,
!The friend says: break a leg

?What bee can't fly properly
Kobe

?Why are Americans so dumb
The smart ones always get shot in school

I saw a kid riding a bike, it looked very
similar to mine so I checked the garage

Mine was still chained up asking for food

Why did the worker get fired from the sperm bank

He got caught drinking on the job

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אירס עלמה ומיכל

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אירס עלמה ומיכל

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Why do frogs eat bugs?
Because it bugs them

A giraffe told a lion, so are going to address the elephant in the room?

The elephant said, you know I'm right here ?right

Boy1: its raining cats and dogs.
!Boy2: ouch! A cat just fell on my head

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אלה רוני נילי ועדי

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אלה רוני נילי ועדי

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?….. to see if time really files

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Me and my friend who is a performer were on  our way to her show. And sudenly its started raining cats and dogs, we quickly ran and tried to find a place to hide, we got souked up. When finely we found a place to hide the rein stopped. We laghed our head of. When finely we got to the theater we were alredy lat, so i just said to her "break a leg" and went to sit in my spot. She killed it on stage

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An apple a day keeps the the doctor away,
if you throw it hard enough

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was a kid

You're not completely useless you can still serve as A bad example

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עדנה ליאור וליה

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עדנה ליאור וליה

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A woman walked and walked and met a man who told a joke. She said, "I'm dead." Then she choked and died

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?What’s the best thing about Switzerland
I don’t know,but the flag is a big plus

What is faster the speed of light or the speed of sound?
It's clear that the speed of light is all you turn off someone's light in the bathroom and only after that do you hear "ahhhhhhhh"

Beggar: Sorry, can you help me
For ten shekels?
Me: Why in money? IM ready
Help you also for free!

What is the name of the duck's wife?
Lady Gaga

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A man walks into a bar with two  pieces of meat on the ceiling

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A man walks into a bar with two  pieces of meat on the ceiling

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The man asks the bartender what they are for, the bartender says "we have a competetion,if you can jump and reach the pieces of meat you get 2 rounds on the house, but if you dont i kick you out of the bar forever. What do you say?"

The man says no

The bartender asks why

The man says the stakes are too high

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