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hello martin

i don't really have much to say since we don't hang out that often, but you definitely are one of the chillest (and freakiest) people ive ever met

Thank you for not tilting whenever i do shit on val lmao, and on that note, thank you for being the one to lighten up the mood whenever we're losing lol

Once again, happy birthday, and cheers to many more years to come :D

- quentin/cubao

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heyo martin happy happy birthday!!! i really haven't known you for long. i knew you existed when I was used to visit in electron but I never really talked to you then. we only started talking when I started sitting in the roundtable and holy shit i wish i started talking to you sooner. roundtable shit is always so fun when you're there AHAHSHSHASHAS. whether it be watching you catch frogs or when we just talk about stupid shit it's always so funny

ig yun lang i don't really have much to say because I haven't known you for too long. happy birthday !! good luck sa valorant and all your other endeavors !! and most importantly, TARA ML!

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one of the few moments captured of me with an actual, genuine smile

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hi, martin. i've known you for a long ass time but i've only been able to get close to you recently. i remember first really chilling with you 1 on 1 when we were playing minecraft still lmao. then we started playing valorant and i was like "damn this guy is on 10mg of a different substance every time we play". then that was a trip. and i remember being so pissed off at how good you were sometimes, but also feeling really glad to meet another "real" human. i'd always gotten the impression that martin was not just the friend you could chill out with but also someone you could have a deeper connection with.

most people get to learn about a soul through sheer time and experience but i haven't really been granted that privilege with marty. i have, however, been able to get a glimpse of martin through the scope of his lifechanging relationship with cmh. i mean shit, sometimes it feels like IM dating martin. anyway, of what i've seen, i've seen the most caring and understanding (sometimes to a fault) boy who has always strived to just make the people around him happy and to get better at the things he loves to do. thank you for this last year of friendship!! it's made me learn a lot about love and about people

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FINALLY A TESTIMONIAL WITHOUT A CHARACTER COUNT

anyways despite being a LATE ADDITION crashing into your highschool life more than halfway through tenth grade, i do hope i was able to make as great of a positive impact in your life as you did in mine

it's honestly amazing how you were able to keep up with all my rants; my stupid ass always making issues out of stupid stuff. i still remember all those times i would send some long ass message and you'd somehow outdo me and type something even longer as a response. good advice or not, i still take all that to heart until now LOL. you were truly a DRIVING FORCE in pushing me towards where i am now and thank you sooo much for that :}

(will add more here pls bear w me)

to my one and only testimonials point person, it was a pleasure being the same for you. hope you appreciate it when you see it in >2 months :)) MWAH

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hi martin "fartin 'gejorge'" bayhon... Thank you for saying g to that time nearly 3 years ago when i asked tryharf if anyone wanted to play valorant with me . I think that was the start of a long and beautiful friendship.

Thank you for making my quarantine life way less boring and giving me a way to socialize. You and the rest of my friend groups were the sole reason I didn't go insane before coming back to in person classes.

I was lucky to be classmates with you in grade 10 because you were my only friend in Electron (and you're still one of my only close friends from that section) and I certainly would have been lonely if you weren't there for me. Thank you for all the times you wrote my deadname for me in our res journal and the times you stuck up for me during requirements. Thanks also for being a badminton and ping pong buddy to me during our free times, those matches were some of my only sources of exercise that I actually enjoyed (fuck swimming). You were definitely one of the highlights of that school year and you made it much more bearable. When I remember Grade 10 I also remember those memories and I think it wasn't too bad.

Last summer I was really happy to get close with you again and meet cmh and your other friends because of those valorant matches. Thanks to you again I didn't have a super fucking boring summer. Having those late night gaming sessions really gave me a reason to keep getting up and on my laptop every day whether to play aimlabs or learn phasmo strats. This was also around the time I started having those deeper convos and connections with u guys in voice chat and I really cherish those memories and I'm glad you were there for them.

Last na random pero I was also really touched when you added me as one of the writers for your testimonials LOL maybe it wasn't as big a deal for you but I really appreciated that gesture bc only a few other people listed me as a writer and no one made me a point person so seeing that notif that I was a writer for your testim was a really pleasant surprise.

I hope you enjoy your birthday dude, cmh spent a long time preparing for it (and going over logistics with joshua and i) make sure to thank her profusely after !!

Here's to more memories with you kahit mahiwalay tayo sa college sana makapag gaming tayo ulit minsan. Valorant o phasmo o roblox o whatever ulit tayo. I hope we don't grow apart and become strangers. Love you man

~jules

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The common (mis)conception with invisible people is that they never tend to be where anyone can notice them. This isn't true. What I've noticed, is that invisible people show up at precisely the right places, at exactly the right times.

I've always romanticized meeting strangers. I've longed for the movie-like experience of meeting someone new, connecting for just a comement, and leaving with life-changing, trajectory-shifting advice and the gumption to change the world.

What I didn't realize is that this isn't really possible or realistic, and that's 100% okay. I've accepted that the rare moments that we bump into each other is just as good. There's never a dull moment when I spend time with you, no small talk; either just goofing off or profound soul-searching. From goofing around with leaf witch brooms, to losing in ML, to all the pandemic hijinks we pulled and try to not remember again, you really have an unnatural talent for maximizing how much joy you can provide to people in such short bursts of time.

Thank you for being so lowkey and unexpected, and yet so invisibly there when I needed you.

Here's to more times when you're met unexpectedly, when and where people need you the most.

Happy Birthday.

-Jaeden

P.S. You still owe me ML games where you're not throwing

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Thank you for being the nicest and THE BEST math/science tutor EVEER!!

In all seriousness, it has been more than a privilege to be able to share every silly moment with you—LET ALONE to celebrate the milestone of you turning 18!!!! (no more minor moments for u)

You always know how to cheer me up or make me smile :D Thank you for always being my partner in crime!

I love you more than yesterday, but less than tomorrow. ♡

Happiest birthday once again silliest!!!!!

- SOOO MUCH LOVE, cmhie weychie!!! :D

P.S I hope you enjoyed our not so small surprise for u hihi

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IM GONNA CRASH OUT DAWG WEVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FORR YEARS HAPPY BIRTHDAY 18TH

ahem

I have no idea how to start off my message so Im js gonna use this as the beginning but like DAMN ur a cool guy. Im so pissed that we dont get 2 properly hang out or vc cuz from what I hear / see of u, u gotta be a generational fella to be around,.,

I remember talking to u back in g9 [or sometime during quarantine LOL] nd going 'damn bruh this guys mic is so crispy I wanna hangout with him' and that was basically the start of my lifelong infatuation with u /lhj [...unless?]

I REMEMBER JULES MC SERVER nd how much fun it was to play around nd troll u while invisible or js mess about in mc WAHHHHHH

and then moving on we got MIRIAM and u pulling the worlds greatest bro move ever and letting my bumass perform in front of a whole high school..... I will never forget that dawg <33333

I js wanna say that I think ur such a cool guy nd that even if we werent able to have hung out that much ova the yrs istg everytime was such a blast!!!! Im so happy for u and ur life and I wish u the HAPPIEST HAPPIEST BDAY EVA!!!!!

-MIEKY :333

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Martin points to where he came from (heaven)

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The first time I got to know Master Martin was during the pandemic, with his Grammy Award-winning hit song "Jovenero ft. Athena Chi-Young". His stunning performance with lines such as "Sanggol uwahhhhhhhhh," "Gago bawal yan!" and "JOVEN I LOVE YOU JOVEEEEEEEN" moved even the most emotionless of people.

Moving forward to Grade 10, I was privileged to share the same elective as Master Martin: LifeSci. His presentations were amazingly underprepared, but his calm composure and fertile breeding voice made him enjoyable to watch. Martin was truly the epitome of an ideal man, no matter what LifeSci taught.

Regrettably, I was PM STEM for Grades 11 and 12 and we were separated by schedule, yet of course God could only keep us away for so long. My time spent together with Master Martin in the Round Table, his dominant fetal stance and bare feet for all to see established his presence in the sacred area. Master Martin always keeps the discussions lively and fun, with at times very questionable takes. Even if my time spent with Master Martin has been relatively short, I always consider him an esteemed friend and he is welcome to buy me food every lunch ;))))

To the World Champion🏆, 6-time MVP6️⃣, Valorant Voyeur💻, GOAT🐐: JAMES martin bayhon

Happy birthday!!!🥳🎂

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sorry ala pic and im rushing this rn pero martin i jus wanted to tell you that u ARE my G.O.A.T. you helped me move on w my shitty ahh relationship dati wnv we played mc and valo together and U ARE THE ONLY person who alsmost never tilts whenever i make shitty plays sa val haha. u are also my GOAT sa ml although i carry ur ass most of the time. ik we havent spent a lot of time together recently bc i dont rlly consider myself as a part of the rnd table friend group but still, thank you for making me feel included palagi. you are. the goat. - nathan

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when you need someone to talk to you call a friend. when you need someone to raise the energy you call a hype man. when you need to lock in you call a mentor. but when you need someone to do all these you call the jayquavious. the martootherton. the GEJORGE.

thank you for being one of the closest friends i have. it makes me realize how different my life would have been if i had never met you. i hope this friendship lasts a lifetime unlike the waste glass enhanced laminating epoxy resin-coated coco lumber, which only lasted for 4 minutes (but ngl if you think about it it kept the flame going

happy coming of age james best wishes and unleash your wild side sparingly

- medard

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Only while writing this did I realize that I've somehow only known you for 2 years. With the amount of times we've hanged out, it feels like you're someone I've known since way before the pandemic. It's a shame that I've never been your classmate even once, although, I am glad that I could at least know your more unhinged side at the table.

Good luck with everything in the future, mate. May your Valorant games be successful (please, I need the carry). Also, please don't stand on anymore tables. You might actually get arrested now.

Happy Birthday Martin!

- Adam

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Hi Marty! Or should i say James Charles 😼 happy happy birthday to one of my favorite cousins! I remember the fist time we met after the pandemic i was like yoooo marty can sing pala! And the last time u sang in our family reunion i was reminded of the angelic voice you have. Even my dad was in awe!! With that I just wanted to say that can’t wait to see you grow more as a singer and as a person. I’m sure you will shock the world with your capabilities and accomplishments moving forward. Rooting for you and your happiness always my guy!! Happy birthday again king 🕺🕺

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Who is this gorgeous man that stumbled in the depths of (hell) Pisay? That's right it's JAMES MARTIN BAYHON the greatest of all the times bruh. Never have I seen a man own so many niche games and yet does not play any of them. Never have I seen a man have a negative bust yet have a bulging brain cancer. Never have I witnessed a man make a Valorant session feel like a fever dream. NEVER. HAVE. I. SEEN. A. MAN. WITH SUCH WAVY LOCKS LIKE MARTIN.

Though, fr, u been a good man with (sometimes, but not as much as calim) very hot takes. You're a person that cares and accomodates, and I wholefully (is that a word) respect that.

Bon anniversaire, Martin :]

- franz

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happy bday cutie patootie pookie bookie wookie lookie dookie martootie

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happy bday cutie patootie pookie bookie wookie lookie dookie martootie

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an inverted chest on the outside, a psychopath on the inside. who else would i rely on to outweigh calim's scoreline besides the one and only jayquavious martootherton bayhon. you truly are lil uzi vert's son the way you spit bars on them poor eurasian tree sparrows. truly a multi-faceted man, dabbling in the arts of music thru his impeccable one-track stardom jovenero, while imparting unto others his omnipotent knowledge as the world-renowned "franco tutorial guy". throughout multiple universes, this man could be a rapper, a youtuber, or a psychopath featured in a netflix documentary. but in this universe alone, this man is someone i can call a goddamn friend. a friend i can laugh at his otherworldly, borderline deranged takes. a friend i can rely on to defend A main with a judge in his stupid ass clove smoke. a friend i am proud to call my friend. happy birthday martin, and may god give you the skill to outfrag me (you will never beat me lil bro)

- ur porkypie alex

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Cast with me, Martin. Let's play ml martin. Dont you want to see them site execs, skye bird into backsite b, tejo mollies in sync, BUT IT DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE THE VYSE WALL STOPS EVERYTHING, errmmmm YEAHHHH. peak strategy.

I want to play more val with you martin, you're 18, a lot more val to go. You and me martin, I'll bring you to plat. ERMMM. YEAHHH.

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happy birthday gejorgeous can u explain law 81 to me again i frogor 💀 anyways stay healthy live long and hope all ur dreams come true cuz u deserve it 💖💖💖 let’s play ml again sometime when i have storgae + play project sekai betch

-carol :P

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Happy 18th birthday🎉🎉🎉 james martin bayhon!! Thankies for always being the funniest silliest and sMARTYest cousin ever. My fav cousin 2 kulit and bug 🙉 jokes aside!! I'll always support u on and cheer for u in all ur ventures in life. even if I always make fun of u I hope u know I appreciate u more than anything. Happy bday again!! Make sure to thank ur beautiful lovely CMH for organizing this hehe 😈😈

Mara

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Happiest birthday Marty!! This padlet consists of messages from all the people you hold dear! We hope we were able to put a smile on your face:D