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Overall, this is such a wrap, the people making burritos at Chipotle would be envious of me.

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Overall, this is such a wrap, the people making burritos at Chipotle would be envious of me.

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He's done absolutely zero of consequence and if anything, has gotten more desperate while I've been away.

You guys have a goodnight now. I know I will. 😄😄😄😄😄

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Man, talking to Lux AGAIN, with zero response whatsoever. XD

Talking about a minor's pussy? This man has the self-awareness of a human in a coma within a sensory deprivation chamber.

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Going after someone even younger than before AND still losing. And the crying face too?? Good Lord, you'd never know this man had a secondary mother--er, I mean girlfriend, known as White Pawn.

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Okay, calm down; no need to get defensive for him since he doesn't have testosterone to get defensive himself.

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But he's not really like that, you claim?

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But he's not really like that, you claim?

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Okay, let's put that to the test.

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Technically, if I were Lux, I'd be laughing MY ass off too. XD

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She talks about weightlifting and you go ahead and share what a doofus you are at your imaginary job.  So, what actually appears to happen is that you were carrying the groceries for some man who just wanted to get some food for the week and go home, but you slipped like a total klutz, his groceries went everywhere, and you turned tomato-red when he called you an asinine clown for not even being able to carry groceries (ahem, "papers") efficiently.

😄😄😄😄😄

And then having an imaginary six figures does nothing for you in the game department, kiddo. As you can see, you have to be competent with money, not be a clown with it. Then again, if you did have six figures, you wouldn't be on Padlet struggling to get children, would you?

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Man, the pedophile vibes are strong.  Thanks, Sparkles, for basically being creepy as hell and agreeing that a minor is attractive.

And as for Lana, of course she's not going to show you what she looks like.  She's my friend and doesn't give her pics out to--well, cretins such as yourself.  But again, going after someone still in high school and still technically a minor.  Man, you're just knocking out all the accusations that have been presented against you, huh?

But hey, hey, I also like to give the benefit of the doubt. I'm sure he moved on, right?

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I'm not going to lie, this does not look promising at all.

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I'm not going to lie, this does not look promising at all.

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Let's continue to see what he's been doing while I've been enjoying myself, shall we?

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Blackmail?  Well, that's not a good look.

And then we got Wannabe Legend up there attempting to call spectacular people "dumbfucks" but failing to grasp the concept that he can't even spell the word "Court" properly.

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"I'm the anointed one. The Black King himself in all my glory. 🗡 "

Well, I hate to break it to you kiddo, but you haven't quite got what it takes to have glory, and anointing yourself with piss certainly isn't anything to brag about.

Simply put, good ol' Johnson is as sophisticated as checkers, as brilliant as a retard, more insecure than someone trying to propose to Lana Rhoades in a strip club,  and about as fearsome as snowmen in July.

Now, let's take a look at what happened the last time I saw him.

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It's time to wash out the sewage tonight.

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Today, let's talk about Snowflake Sparkles, The Eunuch with Euthanized Ego, the Cuck King himself--Johnson Alan Loewen!

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Today, let's talk about Snowflake Sparkles, The Eunuch with Euthanized Ego, the Cuck King himself--Johnson Alan Loewen!

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Just who is Snowflake Sparkles? Well, dear reader, he's supposedly a man--ah, let's take a look at his bio.

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I happened to see this amazing padlet again when I logged on briefly today.  I know you all missed me, so I think it's time we jump back into things.

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I happened to see this amazing padlet again when I logged on briefly today.  I know you all missed me, so I think it's time we jump back into things.

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Oh, yeah. Welcome back to the Stark Show ladies and gentlemen, we've taken out very simplistically, dog ass' ex-girlfriend. Now she is no other than Granny Smith!

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Oh, yeah. Welcome back to the Stark Show ladies and gentlemen, we've taken out very simplistically, dog ass' ex-girlfriend. Now she is no other than Granny Smith!

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Mmm, another night squared away. The Stark Show returns tomorrow. In the meantime, let's see what Roleplaying Granny Smith had to say.

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Mmm, another night squared away. The Stark Show returns tomorrow. In the meantime, let's see what Roleplaying Granny Smith had to say.

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Ok so this is me and i cant spell worth a shot--i mean shit srry i thought that i could sound all big by talking bad about u but u r the man and i am ape grrrrr i have 1/6  of brain urrrgggh----i wanted 2 be big warrior for lgbtq+ community (cuz were always adding in new fucked up sexualities beastiality will soon be a thing im sure) but i realized this isnt gay war for the planet apes

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Ok so this is me and i cant spell worth a shot--i mean shit srry i thought that i could sound all big by talking bad about u but u r the man and i am ape grrrrr i have 1/6  of brain urrrgggh----i wanted 2 be big warrior for lgbtq+ community (cuz were always adding in new fucked up sexualities beastiality will soon be a thing im sure) but i realized this isnt gay war for the planet apes

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This is me and my head almost is shaped like an egg!!

Also i didnt move the camera down cuz i like look like i eat KFC for a living!!

My cam is blurry cuz its greasy from my constant oily fingerssssss so yuh!!!

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Okay, monkey, do a show and tell for the audience.

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Okay, monkey, do a show and tell for the audience.

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First up, we have "Monkey." No, it's not a joke. It calls itself monkey.

Let's see what it has to say about our season premiere.

"eh ill just treaten him because i can easily find so much dirt on him and find his state home town or city and find his house and beat the crap out of him because when i went to his padlet i swear my anger went of and i lost my sanity for a moment"

Well, not much to understand really besides how it got its name. I won't be too subtle, its so stupid and cannot spell or convey an idea, any better than an ape could!

Let's get another post to break it down.

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Back to the drawing boards you go, team gay skittle.

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Back to the drawing boards you go, team gay skittle.

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If you find yourself raging at your screen because your only comeback is that you're not ashamed, the reason why is because:

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If you find yourself raging at your screen because your only comeback is that you're not ashamed, the reason why is because:

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Just like so, I have handed you your worthless asses back (aside from Isabarf, I needed some help carrying a bisexual toilet bowl) to you.

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Just like so, I have handed you your worthless asses back (aside from Isabarf, I needed some help carrying a bisexual toilet bowl) to you.

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Oh, I bet you thought it ended there, huh? No, I got more for you. You're actually the easiest out of all your embarrassing peers. 

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Oh, I bet you thought it ended there, huh? No, I got more for you. You're actually the easiest out of all your embarrassing peers. 

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Okay, so I was dying to get a timeline in here. So I set one up myself, the one below was after dog ass dumped you harder than trash day and this crazy one is 24 hours later. Yes, 24 hours without someone to love the poor quality female such as yourself and you went into psychotic mode. Look at this shit! It's amazingly funny. And yes, this is public for everyone to laugh at.

One last commment: Who the hell is okay with letting this psychotic hilarious photo out publicly? No wonder dog ass dumped you. I'd have done so exactly one day later. I mean, I didn't meant to offend you guys....but it was a huge plus.

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Who's next? Oh yeah, it's Granny Ocean. I don't know how the hell dog boy stayed with you so long. Only a person made out of sheer brain damage would be with someone who looks a hell of a lot older than Granny Smith. I mean creepy cat lady roleplayer, attractive isn't she, dog ass? 

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Who's next? Oh yeah, it's Granny Ocean. I don't know how the hell dog boy stayed with you so long. Only a person made out of sheer brain damage would be with someone who looks a hell of a lot older than Granny Smith. I mean creepy cat lady roleplayer, attractive isn't she, dog ass? 

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Well, I got news for you granny, I see why you're hanging with the gay skittle squad. Obviously, no other semi-intelligent guy is getting with someone as comedic as yourself. You're a joke and you may as well join the gay community because only a hybrid fryingpansexual (oh did I screw the name up? XD) would get with your petite elderly looking ass.

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This "thing" is what I'm supposed to be worried about? Isabarf gains the illusion of nutrition out of a Pringle box and has an ass the size of my neighbor's toilet bowl. I got news for you Isabarf, come at me when you take break from your gay skittle buffet. 

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This "thing" is what I'm supposed to be worried about? Isabarf gains the illusion of nutrition out of a Pringle box and has an ass the size of my neighbor's toilet bowl. I got news for you Isabarf, come at me when you take break from your gay skittle buffet. 

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Everytime I see you, I'm gonna need a barf bag.

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Without further ado, let's get into Isabarf. 

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Without further ado, let's get into Isabarf. 

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As you can see, she--I'm sorry did I say "she?" I meant IT. IT is in a car with an extra, extra, extra, extra large hoodie on as fat as IT is. If you read the post in the gay skittle padlet, you'll see where IT says IT got IT's wisdom teeth pulled which is why IT's intelligence is below negative and headed straight for hell. This fat, blobby, gelatinous creature on this seat in this photo disgusts the hell out of me and probably gives children nightmares.