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your son comes back from a party, with an incident at hand 

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your son comes back from a party, with an incident at hand 

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parents would probably see that their son is drunk and at least try to tell him off but at the end send him to his room,

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What parents say to sons that they dont say to daughters

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What parents say to sons that they dont say to daughters

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Dont do drugs: They would probably say this more to sons than daughters because boys

Explore everything out there. (and in there) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Dads will stereo typically attempt to convince their sons to practice safe sex while girls are usually asked to refrain from having sexy time.

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- dont go, you'll die! Take this sword with you
- Don't do risky things, you'll die
- if someone knocks you, ill be there

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Glucose, Alcohol, FINGER FOOOD and the backhand of your parents

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Alcohol, sweat, shame, guilt and baby powder.

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stereotypical parties mainly take place at a person's house with loud music, mainly hard stylish and pop music. there are many lights and lots of people both male and female dancing, talking, drinking and possibly feeling the consequences of over drinking, i.e. vomiting,

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Make sure you know they're 18 or you might have to sing this song at the penitentiary

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Make sure you know they're 18 or you might have to sing this song at the penitentiary

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The State of Florida has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad, but now we're good
We're moving into your neighbourhood
You know we're trying our best to be
Functioning member of society
We're not here to start trouble
We're legally required to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"

[Verse 1: Larry Arthauer]
I'm Larry Arthauer and I'll refrain
From touching my neighbor's kid's again
What I did was not too kind
But I'm a nice guy, you'll come to find
I've got a backyard and a real nice pool
Y'all should come over for a BBQ
We could make some cold drinks in my blender
But do keep in mind I'm a sex offender

[Verse 2: Vernon Douglas]
Vernon Douglas is my name
My battery arrest is what brought me fame
But there's much more to know about me
I love to dance, and I love to ski
I zip and zoom through the snow
Just strap on my boots and watch me go
But I can't ski until December
So until then I'm just a sex offender

[Verse 3: Charles Dolling]
I'm Charles Dolling, dropping rhymes
I've been arrested seven times
I know that sounds like a lot
But three of those times were for vandalism
I feel real bad, I got caught
I might do it again, probably not
I'm not here to make pretences
I'm here 'cos of my sex offences

[Verse 4: Sam Pound]
I'm Sam Pound, I'm number one
Apologising for what I've done
Case you're wondering what that was
I snuck into a bathroom and *cuts off*
*blarghs back in*eats those truffles
I'm just here to do the sex offender shuffle

[Sax solo]

[Verse 5: Laura Hughes]
Hey everybody I'm Laura Hughes
Proving girls can do it too
And by it I mean touch your cousin
Was it worth it? No it wasn't
You won't find me in your child's play sack(?)
'cos I've gotta wear this ankle bracelet
I'm not here to go on a bender
I'm here because I'm a sex offender

[Verse 6: Marc Burmholdt]
Last name Burmholdt, first name Marc
I'm moving in somewhere on your block
Not in a house, but in a van
If you need me to move it, I sure can
The last thing I want is any trouble
I've learnt my lesson from the sex offender shuffle

[Verse 7: Arthur Chase]
I'm the one they call Arthur Chase
They said I didn't have to show my face
My first trial ended in a hung jury
If I'm found guilty they'll un-blur me
I'm not the necrophiliac Arthur Chase
That's a different Arthur Chase
I'm not here to be my own defender
I'm here because I'm possibly a sex offender

[Verse 8: Telly Polk]
Okay real quick I don't like these people, okay this is an extortion plot by my wife who's the only witness and she's trying to take away my kids and if *shotgun cocking*
I'm not here to pack my duffle
I'm just here to do the sex offender shuffle

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The State of Florida has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad, nut now we're good
We're moving into your neighbourhood
We're obliged to admit
The crimes of which we were convicted
We're not here to start trouble
We're legally required to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"

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If shes drunk
Dont dunk  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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make sure you make the other person show their  I.D

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make sure you make the other person show their  I.D

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if she say she 18 then tell her to show some ID cause u dont wanna be known as a sex offender boi.

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don't drink drive or you might die

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Don't have sexual intercourse with another person if they don't want it

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When at a party with many strangers, try to get your own drinks or at least observe the person who is buying the drink in cases for drink spiking

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If you are inclined to have intercourse make sure your partner is ok with it and make sure to wear protection.

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Parties can include beer as a drink for many teens and young adults to consume. However, the choices you make and the peers you are with may manipulate what you do including alcohol abuse and other substance abuse.

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Underage drinking is unacceptable, if alcohol is given to you be careful as it may be spiked. If drugs are present at the party do not take them.

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Friends are often pressured into making rash decisions or doing something you don't want to do.