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"Cell-mediated Immunity comes in when all the other system have failed. This is when I face real trouble. T Lymphocytes develop from stem cells in the bone marrow, and they work together to try and stop malfunctioning cells. Foolish of them, to say the least. Killer T cells induces infected or cancerous cells to death through apoptosis, and Helper T cells, they not only help activate B cells to secrete antibodies and macrophages to destroy ingested microbes, but they also help activate cytotoxic T cells to kill infected target cells.”

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"B Lymphocytes are the cells that secrete the antibodies that I need evade. Hopefully, some of my copies may, through mutation, be able to escape those antibodies. It is painful to admit it, but other than that, those cells are pretty good at producing antibodies that will bind to the receptors of pathogens. Plasma cells, which are originated in the bone marrow, are responsible for producing high amounts of antibodies, while the immunological memory is maintained by memory B cells that are the effectors of rapid immunological response had I decided to invade this body again."

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"If I still remember Evading the Immune System 101, the humoral immunity response has to do with the body producing antibodies in response to pathogens."

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"Specific Defense-Adaptive Immune System. Well, this system can indeed be quite difficult to deal with if I do not take the right precautions. You may be wondering why, and I can explain. They are known for being quite accurate when it comes to attacking pathogens, producing cells that will specifically target pathogens, which turns out to be exactly what I am."

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"Phagocytes are quite easy to avoid. All I need do is cover my plasma membrane with a material that those not-so-smart cells consider as 'self' and voila, the phagocytes are unable to detect my antigenic surface, hence not engulfing me."

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"As soon as I get in and begin to reproduce myself, this fragile body of yours start a process that get your tissues to inflame. Although it does not do anything to me, it may be bother you a little bit. Sorry, for that (nah, just kidding. I couldn't care any less for whatever happens to you)."

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"Once I make it into the body, the second line of defense steps in and try to get me killed. Too bad for them, I know every single strategy that allows me to evade it and continue damaging someone's body. You know, this line of defense
is too generalized and nonspecific, which makes it extremely easy for me to escape it."

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"Tears, often linked to emotions, are completely capable of difficulting my way in had the person chosen to let their emotions out. Why? Simply because they can flush away foreign substances from the ocular surface, as well as distributing immunoglobins and antimicrobial proteins. It is shameful for me to admit it, but my only alternative to make it into the human body is through luck, by hoping that they won't cry when through some other mechanical response I get onto the ocular surface."

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"Although not impossible — I'd like to remark that my species is quite adaptive and many of my counterparts can overcome this hindrance — I find it really difficult to get inside a body through the mouth. The reason for that is that Plasma B cells happen to reside in the salivary glands and produce antibodies. Those little proteins bind to the receptors in my cell wall and mark me to death. I cannot risk it, simply not worth it."

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"Ew, I couldn't express my disgust any differently. Besides all those nose hairs that are a pain in the neck to deal with, natural selection has also decided that having mucous glands capable of producing those sticky mucus are somewhat of a fit trait. Jeez, how infuriating!"

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"Okay, maybe I am not as tough as I thought I were. Those nose hairs are quite troublesome if I choose the nostrils as the path of my journey. Why, you ask? I am too big to be able to get through them smoothly, and I find myself trapped in there until the person decides to sneeze and I can have my way out. Well, it can't be helped, can it?"

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"Skin, huh? I couldn't care any less. Perhaps this bunch of tissues may prove to be useful against some weaklings that somehow manage to share the same status as me (which totally makes no sense when I am incredibly better than any other antigen that has ever existed). I could patiently wait for a gap (patience is one my many virtues), and make use of the moment where my target recklessly damages their skin, but there are better ways for me to get in, and I shall explain them thoroughly for one of my other virtues is also being a good story-teller."

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"The first mundane impediment that I must overcome is this myriad of physical and chemical barriers that your body finds itself in possession of. It is not time to worry yet, though. Just accompany me as I go through every one of those incoveniences that your body proudly exposes believing that is capable of preventing me of accomplishing my goal."

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"Rejoice, for you have come in contact with the most dangerous antigen known to mankind. Throughout those short paragraphs of mine, I'd like to explain what sort of obstacles I need to overcome in order to be able to infect you and reproduce as much as I deem necessary. It is not an easy feet, but certainly one that is worth it and I enjoy as much as living."