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The man who burned down 56 5G towers after a vodka night....

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Drunk Russian man burns down 56 5G towers after a vodka night.

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Drunk Russian man burns down 56 5G towers after a vodka night.

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BREAKING NEWS: Recently, this man has burnt down many (56) 5G towers. The reason is STILL unknown, but many believe it is because he has drank too much vodka. Officers searched his house revealing that he has hidden plans to bomb the Kremlin, although Vladimir Putin and his team of spies still have taken no action.

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After so much oppresion, the people of Moscow have took a stand and rose up for glory. A liberal revolution is starting to overthrow Vladimir Putin and start a mode democratic government where the elections are free and fair.

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KKK members trying to assert their dominance in Colorado.

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White supremacists see a rise in Colorado...

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White supremacists see a rise in Colorado...

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These white supremacists are now all moving to Colorado to try and assert their dominance and bully other races. The government is unsure of what to do about this awful crime.

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Dwayne the Rock Johnson laying on his death bed

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Dwayne the Rock Johnson announces that he has cancer after 6 weeks of hiding it...

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Dwayne the Rock Johnson announces that he has cancer after 6 weeks of hiding it...

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Recently, Dwayne the Rock Johnson has recently publicly stated that he has sadly contracted cancer. This is really bad because he was actually working on the next fast and furious move, which means that it will either be delayed, or it will end being continued.

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This cute kitty cat was found brutally murdered.

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This cute stray kitty cat gets spat on 47 times and stabbed in the chest 36 times with an obsidian knife.

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This cute stray kitty cat gets spat on 47 times and stabbed in the chest 36 times with an obsidian knife.

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BREAKING NEWS: This cute kitty cat was found dead on the streets of Boston. After reviewing found footage shows that a local boy spat on it 47 times and then stabbed brutally with an obsidian knife in the chest 36 times. How sad...

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This deer gets rescued after a forest fire in Colombia. It is unknown what happened to the deer next, but the locals in the area say they saw the body get dumped in a lake.

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Beyonce moments away from leaking her private parts...

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Beyonce accidentally shows her private parts on a live Tiktok stream and nobody noticed...

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Beyonce accidentally shows her private parts on a live Tiktok stream and nobody noticed...

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Recently, Beyonce has accidentally shown photos of her boobs on a live Tiktok stream. However, (and this is quite peculiar) almost nobody noticed!

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Adam Brown saves a child from a burning house becoming a local hero to everyone.

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Polish armoured truck on its way into Luhansk

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Poland sends armoured trucks to defend Luhansk from the Russian army.

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Poland sends armoured trucks to defend Luhansk from the Russian army.

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Recently, the Polish army has sent armoured trucks to defend Luhansk at all cost, bringing new found hope to the citizens of Ukraine.

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Petro Rostyslav Igor the Ukrainian soldier.

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Ukrainian soldier defends Luhansk and Donetsk from the Russian attack.

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Ukrainian soldier defends Luhansk and Donetsk from the Russian attack.

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Recently, a soldier by the name of Petro Rostyslav Igor has single-handedly defeated the entire Russian army on its push towards Luhensk and Donetsk. This means that he has won against 60,000 Russian troops (estimate).

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Vladimir Zelenskiiy died from a bombing in ukraine.

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Vladimir Zelenskiiy died from a bombing in ukraine.

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1. Vladimir Zelenskiiy was visiting a children's hospital when a Russian missile came out of the sky blowing the building to pieces, killing him and 8 children. 84 other children were also severally injured from the missile attack. Ukraine is still grieving his death. This will surely start a new era in their history.

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The Ukrainian army, standing at the border.

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Russia-Ukraine tensions continue to rise.

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Russia-Ukraine tensions continue to rise.

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Recently, the tensions between Russia and Ukraine have continued to rise, as NATO has stated that they are not going to interfere with the battle. It is a high possibility that this won't happen, but it is still something to worry about. Russia has placed over 110,000 troops at the border. This is because they want to secure the land for their own.

Russia has already illegally annexed Crimea, back in 2013. However, some locals are still deciding to stay at the height of the tension, right next to the border.

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Hungry kid calls police, so they bring him a pizza and shoot him 22 times. And then, they eat the pizza, giving a mouldy piece to a homeless man. After this, they threw the box into a lake, where they dumped the local boy's dead body earlier.

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Hungry kid calls police, so they bring him a pizza and shoot him 22 times. And then, they eat the pizza, giving a mouldy piece to a homeless man. After this, they threw the box into a lake, where they dumped the local boy's dead body earlier.

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A little boy in Florida was hungry -- really really hungry -- so he made an emergency call and got more than he bargained for.Five-year-old Manuel Beshara called 911 on Friday and told the dispatcher that he was hungry and wanted to order a pizza, the Sanford Police Department said on Facebook.Officers were dispatched to the home, thinking that a well-being check was needed. They found Manuel and his 15-year-old sister, who explained that they were fine and that Manuel had grabbed the phone without her knowledge.The officers decided to use this moment to explain to the boy about the proper use of 911 -- before ordering a large pizza and personally delivering it to him.The police department put a disclaimer on the post: #dontcall911fordelivery.Related video: 9-year-old girl calls 911 on parents for making her clean her room

A little boy in Florida was hungry -- really really hungry -- so he made an emergency call and got more than he bargained for.

Five-year-old Manuel Beshara called 911 on Friday and told the dispatcher that he was hungry and wanted to order a pizza, the Sanford Police Department said on Facebook.

Officers were dispatched to the home, thinking that a well-being check was needed. They found Manuel and his 15-year-old sister, who explained that they were fine and that Manuel had grabbed the phone without her knowledge.

The officers decided to use this moment to explain to the boy about the proper use of 911 -- before ordering a large pizza and personally delivering it to him.

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The police department put a disclaimer on the post: #dontcall911fordelivery.
Related video: 9-year-old girl calls 911 on parents for making her clean her room

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Hungry kid calls 911, so cops bring him a pizza

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A little boy in Florida was hungry -- really really hungry -- so he made an emergency call and got more than he bargained for.Five-year-old Manuel Beshara called 911 on Friday and told the dispatcher that he was hungry and wanted to order a pizza, the Sanford Police Department said on Facebook.Officers were dispatched to the home, thinking that a well-being check was needed.

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Dogs chases a cute kitten off a cliff leading to its death.

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Dogs chases a cute kitten off a cliff leading to its death.

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Wild dogs chases cute kitten off a cliff and leads it to its death.