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hey spermicide. honestly, i don't think we actually have any inside jokes like i do with the others, BUT i just want to let you know that i still treasure you as a friend, simply for existing. i think it was when you were once jaemin and you were the only one in nshitty who was nice to me, that i decided you were a keeper. (this is so cheesy, ew bye). although we don't have lengthy conversations or joke around often, your presence is always something to smile at. so stay awesome and loud, chingudick. ily

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rose-ayy. are you dtf? JK, I'M ONLY 5. it took me a while to learn what that meant, but god, i laughed. and what the hell, woman. didn't you get here like two days ago, why are you embarrassing me with my tc. Teach Me Your Ways, Senpai. also, you lowkey snatched my boyfriend away from me but it's okay. just promise you'll take care of him, alright? otherwise my dtf invitation in this case will mean down to fite. [eye emoji] i'm watching. ily, chingu.

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thank you for existing. i've openly said this in 2.0 but, in abs i can be my weird, embarrassing self and not feel judged. i'm so horribly awkward and insecure, and without abs i wouldn't have known what it was like to have a family. ily, dad and everyone inside absinthe.

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my new family who is 80% made up of nshitty traitors anyway. hi. you guys are surprisingly more normal than nshitty. please don't change, thanks.
ily guys and i really hope we continue to rise until we're complete.

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or should i say npetty. i can't believe how emo i got before i cc'ed because i was so afraid of losing you guys. but thank you for still accepting this traitor and not turning your back on me. ily guys and nshitty will always be in my kokoro. also, let me not get started on the never-ending snakery. Y'ALL NEED SOME CHILL.

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anything i want to say about you will amount to an essay way longer than this whole padlet put together. so i'm going to summarize my feelings for you in three words:
i love you.
truly, sincerely, wholeheartedly.
you say i let the sunshine in, but to be very honest, that's all you. without you, i don't know who or what i'd be. thank you for coming into my life.

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whoop whoop. it's okay, you can just tell me that you're planning to betray nshitty. we've all been there. besides, i heard you slendered yourself and mentioned the wrong subunit. HAHA. also. hoes are not hoes in any way. bet you thought i forgot about that :-) gdi, i'm trying to think of compliments for you like i did for everyone else but none come to mind. WHY CAN'T YOU BE NICER TO ME. on the bright side, i always thought you were quiet but you turned out to be tragic and you do amuse me a lot so thanks for that. very sincerely, ily, bro. stay tragic.

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joggin hyung. every time we're actually online at the same time, i catch you doing some kinky shit. why must you traumatize me, i'm like 5. jk. but i'm glad you liked my tweet so that i could say some unsaid shit that i usually hold back. you're a really cool person that i always used to be afraid of approaching. and call it my own stupidity for feeling that way, but you made me feel really comfortable in abs 2.0 despite my awkwardness and i just want to say thank you, because through that, i learnt how to adjust. ily, hyung.

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jasmin. i miss you, gosh. i feel like we've been distant these days? but i just want to tell you that you're precious, kid. you got kicked out once and i was sad, but you actually came back. you're still an nshitty member while the rest of us betrayed our fellow brethren. you were also the one who cheered me up when i was too emo to be a traitor. i think it's safe to say that Jasmin Is The Only Loyal Member Amongst The Snakes. keep doing you, buddy. ily. p.s. drop me more top quality memes some time.

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listen. i don't care who wants to claim you or who you claim, you're still taeyang's, okay. mine.
now that i've made that clear, hi giant <3 before the rise of sf9 i always lowkey thought you didn't like me but then you started dropping me some cheesy af kpop pickup lines which really made me laugh. i'm glad we got less awkward, even if that was possibly one-sided on my part. but now ily, man. seriously. stay awesome, 189cm tree. andstopcheatingonme.

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sanana. highkey one of my favourite people in abs because you're just so kind and caring. Who Doesn't Love Sana, Psh. you were the one who paved the way for the traitors in nct. HAHA KIDDING. i totally understand why you couldn't come back to nshitty even if you wanted to. anyway, on that note, i didn't mention this before because i thought that i might appear too nosy but back then i noticed how emo you were when a certain someone left. i just want to say that i'm glad you're happier now and that you deserve to be. keep smiling and spreading happiness, okay? ily.

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i placed the two of you together so that the message isn't too short compared to the others, mainly because i still need to get to know you guys more. but jennie, hi. we met through a misunderstanding and i'm sorry for being such an airhead at the time. heh. anyway, i'd like to say a lot more but i don't know you that well. noT YET, AT LEAST. but that can be fixed, right? let's become closer!
mark lee nugu, i only know mark tuan. HAHA. kidding, hi hyung!
you seem like a really cool person. you and jennie are a cute couple. i might as well use this as an opportunity to congratulate both of you. make it last long! also, let's talk more, yeah?

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this is one of the friendships i'm most grateful for, because we're some kind of awkward around each other but still manage to connect somehow LOL. (JK, I'M BEING GENUINE.)
it's cool how we're always in the same group, and i'm surprised that you're hwiyoung but i just wanna say that it suits you. you have this way of making "chadonams" appear warm. oh and one more thing. i know this is too cheesy but, those small gestures of kindness that you do like when you offered me to rant to you when i was emo and stuff, don't go unnoticed. so thanks for that. ily. forreal. don't reject that with a dad joke bye

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sowoneul malhaebwa.
our timezone differences may be tragic but it's good to see you once in a while even if it's after like a few years. nbd. it would be even better if i could get my gfriend back and hAVE HER ALL TO MYSELF, thanks. furthermore, stop piCKING ON ME for taking a month to reply stuff. i'm slow ok bye. you got me slendering myself over here smh. also, you're one of the people i'm really comfortable with and i just wanted to say thank you for that. ily.

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inseong hyung.
gotta be honest with you. i don't know why but for a whole month, i was afraid of speaking to you. and then when you greeted me for the first time, i was surprised because i didn't know you were actually so nice and such a cool friend. you call yourself satan's spawn but i really think you're far from that. sideline, sf9 deserved to rise and i just wanted to help.
whispers. also, you're the cutest.
ily, naega's favourite.