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the wall

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"Vibrations: They may not shrink your testicles, but they will shrink cancer."

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"Vibrations: They may not shrink your testicles, but they will shrink cancer."

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-Callum

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-Callum

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-Alford

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-Caleb

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You will be burned for your witchful sins!

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You will be burned for your witchful sins!

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-Callum

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-Connor P

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-Alford

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-Alford

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-Alford

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--Me

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"I didn't say you could take off your shirt, Katie."

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"I didn't say you could take off your shirt, Katie."

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-Alfred

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-Alford

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-Payne

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Alford: Who are the nicest kids in the building? It's always the Special Olympians.
...
Katie: The dumb ones?

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-Alpha Katie

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-Mrs Alford

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"Call me old fashioned, but I think if you're a slut you should be ashamed of yourself." -- Mrs Alford

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"Call me old fashioned, but I think if you're a slut you should be ashamed of yourself." -- Mrs Alford

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"Did you just call Payne a slut?" -- Alford

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"Did you just call Payne a slut?" -- Alford

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I'm a lady with tatas. I like women too.

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I'm a lady with tatas. I like women too.

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"You would never have known that if you hadn't decided to sniff my knees." -- me

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"You would never have known that if you hadn't decided to sniff my knees." -- me

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"Like a reverse Benjamin Button."
"A normal person?"

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"Katie, you're on crack." --Mrs. Royster

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"Katie, you're on crack." --Mrs. Royster

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"No we don't." --Emily

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"I always do the verb." --Lucas
"I guess it's better to do the verb than sit back and let the verb do things to you." --Mrs. Alford

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"Tall people. The BANE of my EXISTENCE." 

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"Tall people. The BANE of my EXISTENCE." 

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--me
"Same." -- dalton

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"You need a tambourine, but I can't pull one out of my pickle-hole right now."

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"You need a tambourine, but I can't pull one out of my pickle-hole right now."

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-Mrs. Hensley

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"Don't sneeze on me, I might catch the gays!"

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"Don't sneeze on me, I might catch the gays!"

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--- Mrs. Alford

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"How wide do you think we need that moon?"

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"How wide do you think we need that moon?"

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-- Mrs Hensley

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"Chaotic neutral. Cause you haven't stabbed me yet, but you haven't put the knife down."

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"Chaotic neutral. Cause you haven't stabbed me yet, but you haven't put the knife down."

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--Connor L

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"I have successfully convinced everyone I am a lesbian despite being a bisexual gay man."

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"I have successfully convinced everyone I am a lesbian despite being a bisexual gay man."

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-- me
"Sounds like my life." --erin

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--me

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--Dalton

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"Oh, like Flushed Away! Like the slugs!"

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"Oh, like Flushed Away! Like the slugs!"

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--Evie

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--while evie dances

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"If you pee in a trashcan or someone else's drink, tell someone!"

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"If you pee in a trashcan or someone else's drink, tell someone!"

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-- Mrs. Hensley

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-- dalton (examining my cherry coke)

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"I am going to FREAK OUT if that head falls on me."

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"I am going to FREAK OUT if that head falls on me."

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-- Mrs. Hensley

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--Connor L

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[terrible joke]                     [quietly] "The cancer's back."

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[terrible joke]                     [quietly] "The cancer's back."

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-AJ

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"Dalton, the most spiteful human ever made."

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"Dalton, the most spiteful human ever made."

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--connor L

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--me

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--me

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--dalton

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--Connor W (intensely)

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"Connor Wilson, I thought you were a pacifist!"

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"Connor Wilson, I thought you were a pacifist!"

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-- mrs alford

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"Are you SHOCKED by this? You DIRTY SLAVEMASTERS?"

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"Are you SHOCKED by this? You DIRTY SLAVEMASTERS?"

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--mrs. alford

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--mrs. alford