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Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand on June 28, 1914.

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Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand on June 28, 1914.

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ooh ow ouchies that hurt

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Austria-Hungary declares war on Serbia on July 28, 1914

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Austria-Hungary declares war on Serbia on July 28, 1914

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you shot our guy so its war time

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Germany invades Luxembourg and Belgium. British forces arrive in France, and nations allied against Germany include Great Britain, Russia, Italy, Romania, Greece, France, Belgium, Serbia, Portugal, Montenegro, and Poland.

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Germany invades Luxembourg and Belgium. British forces arrive in France, and nations allied against Germany include Great Britain, Russia, Italy, Romania, Greece, France, Belgium, Serbia, Portugal, Montenegro, and Poland.

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EVERYONE IS ANGRY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Allied forces halted German advance into France during the First Battle of the Marne on February 18, 1915

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Allied forces halted German advance into France during the First Battle of the Marne on February 18, 1915

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why is germ mans invading the baguette place we gotta stop them we gotta stop em

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Gallipoli Campaign~On 25 April 1915 British and French troops land on the Gallipoli peninsula in the Dardanelles Strait in Germany-allied Ottoman Turkey

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Gallipoli Campaign~On 25 April 1915 British and French troops land on the Gallipoli peninsula in the Dardanelles Strait in Germany-allied Ottoman Turkey

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what
what happening
to many words for me to understand

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Verdun-Verdun is the longest battle in WW1, starting on February 25, 1916 being 300+ days long

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Verdun-Verdun is the longest battle in WW1, starting on February 25, 1916 being 300+ days long

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uhhhhh... yeah there's absolutely no funny to place here

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Somme is the bloodiest battle with 400,000 people dead. The battle of Somme started on July 1, 1916 and lasted 141 days

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Somme is the bloodiest battle with 400,000 people dead. The battle of Somme started on July 1, 1916 and lasted 141 days

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My reaction to the battle at Somme:

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United States enters the war- In January 1917 Germany started attacking vessels with U-boat submarines and one of them was the Lusitania and killed 100+ Americans

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United States enters the war- In January 1917 Germany started attacking vessels with U-boat submarines and one of them was the Lusitania and killed 100+ Americans

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if the titanic is so good why isn't there a titanic 2?

*Lusitania*

oh ok

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The Death Toll- The total number of deaths are about 20 million people

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The Death Toll- The total number of deaths are about 20 million people

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You're making this really hard to do funnies

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The Treaty of Versailles- The Treaty of Versailles was signed on November 11, 1918. The Treaty of Versailles made Germany take all the blame, the production of military weapons was stopped, 1 million square miles of land was taken from them, and they had to pay a 33 billion dollars that they didn't pay off until October, 2010. The war was over...

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The Treaty of Versailles- The Treaty of Versailles was signed on November 11, 1918. The Treaty of Versailles made Germany take all the blame, the production of military weapons was stopped, 1 million square miles of land was taken from them, and they had to pay a 33 billion dollars that they didn't pay off until October, 2010. The war was over...

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sign this thing so we can stop fight and have world piece and no silly moustache guy named hitler will be racist

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Don't forget to like and subscribe for more war.

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Don't forget to like and subscribe for more war.

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Next war in about 20 years.

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hey what are you still doing here go away we're done

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hey what are you still doing here go away we're done

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please just leave im running out of gifs

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please just leave im running out of gifs