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he was tougher then mega knight

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i am going to blow you up if you keep saying that

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i am going to blow you up if you keep saying that

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I SWEAR IF I WORK WITH THESE GUYS ONE MORE TIME, ILL FRUGGING DIE OF STUPIDITY

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I SWEAR IF I WORK WITH THESE GUYS ONE MORE TIME, ILL FRUGGING DIE OF STUPIDITY

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We have a million years until the summer holidays

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We have a million years until the summer holidays

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I got 1 question wrong, I'm going to fail this test

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I got 1 question wrong, I'm going to fail this test

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my dog ways a ton

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I’ve told you a million times—don’t exaggerate!"

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I’ve told you a million times—don’t exaggerate!"

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The tower was a million kilometers tall 

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The tower was a million kilometers tall 

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If I get a old laptop on my birthday I'm gonna crash out/rage.

In the classroom yesterday It was as cold as antarctica.

I waited 6-7 months to get picked up from school.

Bro I have millions of homework to do.

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This dog weighs a ton.

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He could kill an elephant with one punch.

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If I got a laptop for my birthday I would scream!

It was as cold as the arctic in class yesterday.

I have to wait a million years to get picked up after school.

I have as much homework as school work!

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your thoo bad at mathic the gathering collectorth edithion

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your thoo bad at mathic the gathering collectorth edithion

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We gon blow New Jersey up

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It was really cold in the clasroom yesterday, I thought we'd all die from frostbite

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If i dont get a laptop for my birthday, i will die.

i was freezing to death in the class yesterday

I had to wait a million years to get picked up after school

I have a ton of homework to do

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Ethan is so tall he could grab the stars

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Bookworm, I'm studious

From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus

Back in kindergarten I aced my college entrance exam

Now, I'm no rocket scientist

Oh wait, I am

When I pour my Alpha-bits, I get nothing but straight A's

My retainer and headgear connect to a back brace

I've got a pocket protector, protector, protector

I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape 'em together

Run back to Reddit and type stuff no one will see

You're a geek, that means you're just a hipster wannabe

That's right, I'm a geek

I've got brains and a personality

I wear my glasses sincerely

And my T-shirts ironically

There're some things you can't learn in a class

Or else I'd sign you up for "Intro to how not to be a social outcast"

You're just so early 2013

I was the cool form of uncool before uncool became a thing

I use an app to pair pork with the perfect Bordeaux

Too bad there's no app to neutralize your B.O.

While you're lost in Second Life letting your fingernails grow long

I'll be syncing up my iPhone, tablet, TV and your mom

Sure grooming's not my thing

But I don't care

I look so good in chainmail that it's not Renaissance Fair

Doesn't LARP stand for Loser And Reject Party?

I'd rather cosplay with hotties than play fake army

I tried Dungeons and Dragons once

And I died of boredom

But I'll still kick your Assassin's Creed post-mortem

Mario party's the only one you're getting invited to

Your life is like Skyrim

An endless quest of solitude

Ooh, you beat Angry Birds

You're not a gamer 'cause you battle your friends with words

You click on cute icons, I execute commands

Do you really need a genius to teach you Garageband?

I landed the first Roflcopter

And took in orphans when I was 12

'Cause I'm an early adopter

I can wear Google Glass without looking like a dweeb

OK, maybe not

But I can yelp us some good pho to eat

You need 16 gigs of RAM to watch a Steve Jobs doc?

I keep an actual ram in my PC, his name is Spock

I'm a new console

Your face is birth control

I troll Brony sites, you look like an actual troll

I'm fluent in C++, see, you just suck

Can your iPhone auto-correct your dumb haircut?

Hold on a second, let me tweet this infographic I made

That illustrates the fact you'll never get to procreate

I just haven't met a woman of a high enough caliber

The only dates you have are on your G-G-Google Calendar

You're losing this battle, your foam sword won't help

In the future you'll randomly access this memory and 🤬 yourself

Did I mention I built a dancing robot?

No one gives a Shatner about your skinny jeans

Do you even know what URL means?

You don't know what you're Tolkien about

You know

You are a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain!

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I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told

[Verse 1: KSI]
I'm in my prime, and this ain't even final form
They knocked me down, but still, my feet, they find the floor
I went from living rooms straight out to sold-out tours
Life's a fight, but trust, I'm ready for the war

[Pre-Chorus: KSI]
Woah-oh-oh
This is how the story goes
Woah-oh-oh
I guess this is how the story goes

[Chorus: KSI]
I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows
They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze
I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold
Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I'vе been told

[Verse 2: KSI]
From the screen to the ring, to the pеn, to the king
Where's my crown? That's my bling, always drama when I ring
See, I believe that if I see it in my heart
Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars

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I was waiting for her forever at the cafe 

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I was waiting for her forever at the cafe 

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conners so alpha he could turn into a wolf

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conners so alpha he could turn into a wolf

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(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)

According to all known laws

of aviation,

:

there is no way a bee

should be able to fly.

:

Its wings are too small to get

its fat little body off the ground.

:

The bee, of course, flies anyway

:

because bees don't care

what humans think is impossible.

BARRY BENSON:

(Barry is picking out a shirt)

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

:

Ooh, black and yellow!

Let's shake it up a little.

JANET BENSON:

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

BARRY:

Coming!

:

Hang on a second.

(Barry uses his antenna like a phone)

:

Hello?

ADAM FLAYMAN:

(Through phone)

- Barry?

BARRY:

- Adam?

ADAM:

- Can you believe this is happening?

BARRY:

- I can't. I'll pick you up.

(Barry flies down the stairs)

:

MARTIN BENSON:

Looking sharp.

JANET:

Use the stairs. Your father

paid good money for those.

BARRY:

Sorry. I'm excited.

MARTIN:

Here's the graduate.

We're very proud of you, son.

:

A perfect report card, all B's.

JANET:

Very proud.

(Rubs Barry's hair)

BARRY=

Ma! I got a thing going here.

JANET:

- You got lint on your fuzz.

BARRY:

- Ow! That's me!

JANET:

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.

- Bye!

(Barry flies out the door)

JANET:

Barry, I told you,

stop flying in the house!

(Barry drives through the hive,and is waved at by Adam who is reading a

newspaper)

BARRY==

- Hey, Adam.

ADAM:

- Hey, Barry.

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my dog could eat an elaphant for breakfast

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my dog could eat an elaphant for breakfast

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My Brain Is Losing process, It feels like I have only One braincell left 

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My Brain Is Losing process, It feels like I have only One braincell left 

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I had the worlds longest wait after school yesterday to be picked up

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I had the worlds longest wait after school yesterday to be picked up

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I have the worlds biggest amount of homework

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I have the worlds biggest amount of homework

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You know, I'm turnin' over a new leaf
It's all about keepin' the peace
It's Mabu's first priority
Yeah, I apologize for any bad energy, beautiful

And I know they lookin' down from the sky (from the sky)
And they wonderin' why they man's ain't never slide (never slide), yeah

Yeah, these 🤬 be so fake (be so fake)
I'm tired of gettin' played (of gettin' played)
I just need a switch who gonna stay by me (ayy, ayy, ayy)
'Cause we be havin' fun (so much fun), we make the opps run (make the opps run)
They put their hands up when I play them my drum (pew, pew, pew)

He ain't 'bout 🤬, could see it deep in his eyes
Go get back and stop wastin' time (stop wastin' time)
Oh, baby (baby)

Yeah, these 🤬 be so fake (these 🤬 be so fake)
I'm tired of gettin' played (I'm tired of gettin' played)
I just need a switch who gonna stay by me (stay by me)
'Cause we be havin' fun, we make the opps run (make the opps run)
They put their hands up when I play them my drum (pew, pew, pew, play them my drum)

And y'all better duck before I turn you to lunch
All the opposition's bleedin', it's that time of the month
Let's have some fun, you better not run

You better not run
Dun, dun, dun
If Mabu said, "Don't run", don't run

Let's go on a mission, here are the steps (listen up, listen up)
Find the people who droppin' your set and put 'em to bed
Say goodnight and tell them, "Don't let the bed bugs bite"
New opps, yeah, we smoke 'em a lot
New opps, mix 'em up inside the pot
New opps, yeah, we smoke 'em a lot
New opps, mix 'em up inside the pot

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I want a new laptop so bad that i could kill for one

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I want a new laptop so bad that i could kill for one

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1.I could kill someone for a new laptop for my birthday

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My class was colder than the north pole yesterday

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My class was colder than the north pole yesterday