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Dear Agony Aunt I was not born normal. I was born with three boobs. My boobs are just starting to grow, which is a good sign. But the one in the middle is the double size of the two others. It looks so weird! My friends tease me and random people on the street stare at me. But teasing is not as bad compared to my friend Courtney. She is born without a butthole. What should I do? I´m too young to get a plastic operation. So I don’t see any way out. And I really want to help Courtney too. I hope you can help me. Paige, Denmark

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Dear Agony Aunt I was not born normal. I was born with three boobs. My boobs are just starting to grow, which is a good sign. But the one in the middle is the double size of the two others. It looks so weird! My friends tease me and random people on the street stare at me. But teasing is not as bad compared to my friend Courtney. She is born without a butthole. What should I do? I´m too young to get a plastic operation. So I don’t see any way out. And I really want to help Courtney too. I hope you can help me. Paige, Denmark

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Dear Agony Aunt,
I’ve got a serious problem.
My friend Bob was going on a vacation and he asked me to look after his bird, and because I’m such a good friend I said yes.
The evening before his trip he dropped off his bird, Paul, at my house.
The first hour it all went really well. Paul was sitting in his birdcage and behaving very nicely. But then he started to scream like a maniac, and I didn’t know what to do. I thought maybe he was feeling a bit claustrophobic, so I let him out of his cage.
Well, that happened to be the worst decision I’ve ever made. You know why?
I forgot to close the window. I feel so stupid and Bob is coming home in three days. What should I do? Tell him the truth or buy a new bird that looks exactly like Paul?
I really need some advice.
From Stupidboy56

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Dear Happy.

I
DO
NOT
HAVE
A
PROBLEM
.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

Kiss kiss from
A person who doesn't have a problem, in TWO minutes ;-)

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Dear Happy

My name is Chris. I’m being chased by killerclowns and right now I’m hiding behind a bush. I don’t know if you answer before I’m dead because I’m fat and my top speed is 1 m/h. The clown has a sword and is running towards me. Shit! I’m so tired. I’m going to die know it’s right behind me. now  it’s standing right I front of me. It’s it’s sword oh now he is taking his mask of. OH! it’s I my friend jimmy no problem. Goodbye

Chris, a dude with no problem.

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Dear happy
I have a best friend called Anna and she has a boyfriend, called Oliver.
The problem is that I really like Oliver, but I can’t tell Anna that I like him, because then she will be mad and that is the last thing I want. I don’t like then she is mad at me, so what should I do? Because I really love Anna, but I can’t stop thinking about Oliver, and if I tell them her they maybe going to break up, and I can’t do that. I really don’t know what to do!
Louise

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Dear happy

I have a problem I never do home work and my teacher hate me and was close to kill me every time that have her. I Im not stupid but because she hate me I get 00 and 02 on my work. My dad jell at me every time that my teacher write home so pleas helpe me.

Carl aage

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Dear Happy.

I’m living with my grandparents, because my parents died in an airplane crash 2 months ago.

But the problem is not that. My problem is my grandparents, they don’t like me. They don’t give me anything. No food, no cloth, nothing to drink, nothing. I’m only getting some food, when I’m meeting up with my friend Jerry. But I can’t live
this life anymore.

What should I do?

Little Jimmy, 12 years’ old

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Dear Happy

I have a big problem. Everybody is bulling me because of me very big front teeth. They say mean things like, I should lift my head so I don´t scrape the floor. Or if I have stolen the horse´s teeth. The other day I just couldn´t take it anymore and I bite one of them there is always so mean to me. The next day she said that my teeth where so big that they went all the waythrough her arm.

What should I do so they will stop bulling me?

Kurt, Viborg, Denmark

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Hi my name is Willy and Im 10 I live in London. My problem is that my mom and dad don’t like me they hate me. What I mean is that force me to do a lot of bad things like homework and cleaning and the problem is that my adoptet broher Kevin doest have to do anyting. I hate him hes 14 and sleeps all the time and eats anyting he comes close to he can go out when he wants and never goes to school I hate him please help me. p.s. Kevin is a dog

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Dear Happy´s Agony Aunt

My name is Meredith and i have a problem.

The problem is about with my best friend, and i hope you can help me.

The problem is that, I´m worried about my friendship to my best friend. We have been best friends in 5 years. We have told each other secrets and having fun together. But I know my best friend has tell another person about my most important secrets. I have a secret about my father. And now know my class the secret about him and its doing me really sad.

I need really a good advice so I can be happy again.

I hope you can help me

The sad girl with many problems, 15 years old.

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Dear agony aunt.
I have a problem my little brother sings all the time like 24/7 when I ask him to stop he just sing loud. If I’m sitting in my room he just opens the door and screams not singing but screaming he thinks he’s singing but he’s screaming, then I get really mad but he just keeps on singing and that scene goes on for like 3 days every second week maybe a week after a week. I can’t control him. Should I just chase him please help

Oskar 14, Viborg, Danmark

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Dear HAPPY
I have a big problem my best friend Kenny gets beaten up by he’s dad because he’s fat and a nudist but the weird thing is that he’s dad is even more fat and sadist Kenny is 11 years old and I don’t know how to help him I have tried beaten up he’s dad but it was very hard because my fist was stuck in his fat belly and I couldn’t get I out until he began to walk then my hand finally became free I have tried talking to Kenny’s mom but she was hiding in the basement so I couldn’t get to her please help me Happy

Victoria, 16, Manchester

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Dear happy.

I have a serious problem! My stepmom always buy me pink dresses for Christmas and birthday.  I’m really not into pink or dresses at all, and she know that, but she still keeps buying me pink dresses, she just wouldn’t stop. What should I do? Is it best If I take a serious talk with her and probably ruin her princess dream, or just fake my reactions every time I open a pink present from her?

Natalie.

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Dear Agony Aunt
I was not born normal. I was born with three boobs. My boobs are just starting to grow, which is a good sign. But the one in the middle is the double size of the two others. It looks so weird! My friends tease me and random people on the street stare at me. But teasing is not as bad compared to my friend Courtney. She is born without a butthole. What should I do? I´m too young to get a plastic operation. So I don’t see any way out. And I really want to help Courtney too. I hope you can help me.
Paige, Denmark

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Dear HAPPY

My little brother just got a plastic sword for Christmas and he was very happy. But after some time he became a sadist and started hitting me in the face with his sword. he already killed both my parents and my fat sister. I am afraid that he will get a wooden sword when he turns 1. Before he got his sword he was a very happy and peaceful boy but now he just go around and smack everyone in the face with his plastic sword. What should I do I really want back my old brother.

Username: Ugly_fat_guy123 Age: 21 From: Russia, Moscow

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Dear HAPPY

The problem is that I’ve for a long time considered to change school but I’m worried about if it’s too late now. I mean next year I’m going in ninth grade and if I change school I wouldn’t have enough time there. If there for example is higher demands from the teachers, I wouldn’t have enough time to get ready for my final exams. And I don’t know if I want to leave my friends and start getting new friends. That’s the only think holding me back. I really don’t know what to do. Please help me.

Vincent, Viborg, Denmark

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Dear HAPPY

My name is Kenny and I am 11 years old. I live in Birmingham with my dad and two brothers. The problem is that my dad hits me every time I come home from school. I don’t like it. He’s always so angry, because I am very fat. I love chips and I just can’t stop eating them. I don’t want to tell the police, because my dad will get angry and he will just hit me again. It hurts a lot. He hits me very hard. What should I do? He is about 160cm tall and weighs about 145kg. I’m afraid that he’s going to sit on me. Should I tell a friend? I don’t think anybody can help me. PLEASE HELP ME.

Kenny, 11, Birmingham

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Dear Happy.

My name is Oliver. The problem is that I am getting beaten up by my little sister. I don’t know what I can do. My parents think I’m joking when I tell them. I’m worried about if it’s ever going to change. I can beat her up but I don’t want to get into trouble. And I don’t like to hurt people. What should I do? I really don’t know what to do about it. I don’t want to give up trying to stop her. But I want to run away so I wouldn’t get beaten up by my little sister. Can’t I just do that? Should I? If I run away where should I go? And if I don’t I would still be beaten up by my little sister. Help!

Oliver, 24, Viborg, Denmark