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Need the best jokes for kids, in a pinch? We've got you covered on hours worth of funny jokes. Oh, and most of the jokes on this list are original. You're welcome.

These hilarious jokes for kids require little to no explanation from parents, but you'll want to get in on the fun, anyway. Don't be surprised when the comedy sketch goes beyond today! Keep on scrolling down for corny jokes, silly jokes, knock knock jokes, and beyond... many of which have been sent to us by kid-readers (like you!) or written by some funny old people. Cue the dad jokes!

Read on to see the funniest jokes for kids of 2022!

1. What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante!

-Joe L., age 10

6. Why did the police play baseball?
He wanted to get a catch!

-Yuna, age 8

7. What did the microwave say to the other microwave?
Is it just me? Or is it really hot in here?

-Yuna, age 8
9. Knock knock.Who's there?

Interrupting pirate.
Interrupting pir-yarrrrrr! 14. Who's there?Icy who?Knock knock.

Icy.

Icy you trying not to laugh at my knock-knock joke!
40. How do baby cats learn how to swim? The kitty pool.

45. How can you tell a vampire has a cold? She starts coffin.

47. What is a computer's favorite snack?
Computer chips!! -reader Rebecca K.
60. When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking.
69. What do you cakes and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter!
And speaking of bananas...
74. What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world? A stamp.
81. There are two robots sitting on a wall. They are named Pete and Re-Pete. Pete falls off. Who is left?
(Re-Pete...so you repeat the whole thing again and again and again.)
-Henrik P., 10

82. What is a pony's favorite juice?
She really likes lemon-neigh'd.

-5-year-old Kerrigan

83. Where do fish keep their money?
In the River-Bank!

-Jaxon G., 7 y.o.

84. What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator!

-Milo H-R, age 8

85. Why was the computer cold?
It left its window open!

-Milo H-R, age 8

-Milo H-R, age 8

87. In baseball, would it take longer to run from 1st to 2nd base or 2nd to 3rd base?
2 nd to 3 rd base because there's a shortstop in between.

-Milo H-R, age 8

88. What has lots of leaves but never actually grew?
A book!

-Milo H-R, age 8

89. Why was the computer cold?
It had a virus.

-Henrik, age 10

90. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
Because he couldn't see himself doing it.

-Jan L.

91. Who keeps the ocean clean?
The mer-maid.

-Jan L.

92. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
"I Apollo-gize."

102. Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel on the moon?
Because it was full.

103. How do pickles enjoy a day out?
They relish it.

104. What do you call an old snowman?
Water.

105. What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Arrrrrrrrrr

106. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
Swimming trunks.

107. How do you throw a party in space?
You planet.

108. What do you call an attractive fruit?
A fine apple!

109. What happened when the skunk was on trial?
The judge declared, "Odor in the court, odor in the court!"

110. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!

111. Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing.

112. What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.

113. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

114. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A walkie talkie.

115. Why are robots never afraid?
They have nerves of steel.

116. Why did the cabbage win the race?
Because it was a-head.

117. What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.

118. What does a book do in the winter?
Puts on a jacket.

120. What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Cowboom!

121. What kind of haircuts to bees get?
Buzzzzzcuts.

124. What do you get if you cross a pie and a snake?
A pie-thon.

125. What do you do if you get peanut butter on your doorknob?
Use a door jam.

126. Why was 6 so mad at 7?
Because 7 8 9.

127. Why didn't the robot finish his breakfast?
Because the orange juice told him to concentrate.

128. Why can't you play hockey with pigs?
They always hog the puck.

129. Why do porcupines always win the game?
They have the most points.

130. Where do elephants pack their clothes?
In their trunks!

131. What does bread do on vacation?
Loaf around.

132. Why was the broom running late?
It over-swept.

133. What part of the fish weighs the most?
The scales.

134. What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
I Scream.

135. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because her students were so bright.

136. What do you call a deer with pink eye?
A colorful eye-deer. (credit to Capt. John of the Appledore!)

137, Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas.

138. What does every birthday end with?
The letter Y.

139. What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!

140. Why do birds fly?
It's faster than walking.

141. Why did Superman flush the toilet?
Because it was his doody.

142. Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken's feathers.

143. Can February March?
No, but April May.

144. What time do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.

145. Why did the giraffes get bad grades?
She had her head in the clouds.

146. What did the flower say after it told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg.

147. What did the traffic light say to the truck?
Don't look, I'm changing.

148. What do kids play when they don't have a phone?
Bored games.

149. Why didn't the koala bear get the job?
They said she was over-koala-fied.

150. Who was that owl who did all the tricks?
Who-dini.

151. What kind of vegetable is angry?
A steamed carrot!

152. How does the moon stay up in the sky?
Moonbeams!

153. Why isn't there a clock in the library?
Because it tocks too much.

154. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're so good at it!
(submitted by reader Scooter T.!)
155. What day of the week are most twins born on?
Twos-day!

156. Would February March?
No, but April May.

157. What do you call bears with no ears?
B.

158. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!

168. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.

-Jasper L., young reader submitted!

169. What's yellow and looks like pineapple?
A lemon with a new haircut.

-submitted (and created) by Rafael L.

170. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
"No eye-deer."

-also sent in by young Raffy
172. What did the mouse say to the keyboard?
171. What did the lunchbox say to the banana?
You really have appeal.

You're my type!
174. How do squids get to school?
173. What did the science book say to the math book?
Wow, you've got problems.

They take an octobus.

175. Where do mermaids look for jobs?
The kelp-wanted section.

176. What word starts with the letter t, ends with the letter t, and has t in it?
A teapot!

-young reader Collin S.

177. What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!

-Lewis G.

178. Two goats were munching on a movie script.
Goat 1: This is good!
Goat 2: The book was better.

-reader submitted by Mr. Jeffry

179. What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?
Lost.

-submitted by Stella D.

180. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for his miserable summer.

-reader submitted by Kaci Y.

181. Why did the woman become an archeologist?
Because her career was in ruins.

183. What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
Primemates!

-Merci P., aged 10

184. What snack should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party?
Ice Krispy Treats

-Emmerson H., age 13

185. What do you call a nun who sleepwalks?
A roamin' Catholic.

-Janice B., a reader like you!

186. Why do birds fly south?
It's too far to walk.

-Pearl, age 10

187. What did the traffic light say to the cars?
Don't look, I'm changing!

-reader, age 6

188. Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!

189. What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
A strawberry.

190. How does a hurricane see?
With one eye.

191. How do they answer the phone at the paint store?
Yellow!

-Lily, age 6

192. Why do scissors always win a race?
Because they take a shortcut!

-Foster, age 5

193. How do you stop a bull from charging?
You unplug it!

-Jadyn, Age 12

195. Why did the king go to the bathroom?
He wanted to sit on the throne.

-Eric, age 10

196. What is a pirate's favorite body part?
The booty!

-C.J., age 9

197. If it takes two men to dig a hole in one day how long would it take for one man to dig a half a hole?
There is no such thing as a half a hole.

-Eric, age 10

198. How do cats bake cake?
From scratch.

-reader Jacey

199. What is a zombie's favorite thing to eat?
Brain food.

200. How do you fix a broken tomato?
With a can of tomato paste.

201. What do you call a rabbit with lice?
Bugs Bunny.

202. It took 10 workers 10 days to build a bridge. How long would it take 5 workers to build the same bridge?
None-it's already built!

-Liam, age 7

203. How do you make the word Tiger longer?
Ti-grrrh

-Kabir, Age 9

204. How do you clean chicken? -
Put it in dishwasher.

-Kabir, Age 9

205. What do frogs order at McDonalds?
French flies and a Croak-a-Cola.

206. There's a girl on a boat in a pretty pink coat. What's her name?
What.

-Ray, age 9

207. Where does a rat go when it has a toothache?
To the rodentist.

-Ray, age 9!

208. What does an alien do when it is bored in school?
Spaces out.

-Ray! (they are on a roll!), age 9

209. What does a broken plate say when she gets her cupcake?
Is this GLUE-ten free?

-Guess who? Ray! age 9

210. Why didn't the hyena cross the road?
He was too busy laughing.

-reader submitted by Gillian P.

211. Have you heard the one about the student who was afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

212. What do you call it when a hammock teases another hammock?
Hammockery!

-Joe L., age 8

213. What did they say when Marie Curie and Albert Einstein said the same thing at the same time?
Greatest minds think alike!

-Henrik, age 9

214. What did the kid learn about knowledge?
It was all knowing.

-Reader submitted by Deziree

215. Why did the chicken go the hospital?
Because it needed some tweatment!

220. Why did the dragon cross the road?
Because he was too chicken to fly!

-Joshua Y.

221. Who won the race of princesses?
Rapunzel, By a hair!

222. What did the egg say when it was late for breakfast?
I have to scramble!

-our buddy, Joshua Y.

223. How do you stop a bull from charging?
You take away it's credit card!

224. Where does the T-rex go shopping?
The dino store!

225. Why was the rabbit happy?
Because somebunny loved him!

-Guess who? Joshua Y.!

226. What did the pear say to the shoeless?
You need a pair of shoes.

-reader submitted by Rose A.

227. What do you call a bear with no ear?
A "B"

-Alexis R.

231. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out standing in his field.

-Suzanna R.

232. What do you call a cat burrito?
A purrito

-Rosewyn age 8 and 3 quarters

233. What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!

-Rosewyn age 8 and 3 quarters

234. What do you call a pounding headache?
A temple tantrum!
235. How do you get a cat to code?
-hilarious reader, MJ Sims

You Scratch it!
236. Why was the man mad at the clock?
-Musegirl, 8

He was ticked off!
237. What is the strongest kind of shoe?
-Nolan A. age 8

Under Armor!
238. Why did Rudolph have a bad report card?
-Liam A. age 9

Because he went down in History!

-Sreeja K., age 8

-Sreeja K., age 8

244. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because there was noBody on the other side.

-Grandpa Jo, 54

245. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.

-Londynn, 9

246. What do you do when an astronaut's wife is upset?
Give her some space.

-Jaden, 11

247. Why did the young astronaut cry on the moon?
Because he missed his mother earth.

-A mother on earth

248. Two monkeys were fighting over a banana. What happened?
Banana split!

-Saori K.

249. What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange!

-Rianna G., age 10

250. Why don't eggs like to gamble?
They always get a raw deal.

251. When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar.

252. Why did the scientist take out the bell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.

-DT

253. Why are strawberries natural musicians?
They love to jam.

254. What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!

255. Did you hear about the kid who drank eight sodas?
He burped 7-Up.

256. What be the pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
No, it be the C! (Sea).

-A hilarious 6-year-old reader.

257. What is a tree's favorite beverage?
Root beer!

258. Why do fish live in saltwater?
Pepper makes them sneeze! ACHOOOOOO!!!!!!

-Hasset A.
The following four jokes were written by Kaleb, age 4, as told to his grandpa:
259. Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in a school!

260. Why did the cow lie down in the grass?
He was ground beef.

261. What did Mama cow say to Baby cow?
It's pasture bedtime.

262. Why did the phone walk in the water?
He was wading for a phone call.

263. What is blue, but not heavy?
Light blue.

264. How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for fresh prints.

-Joshua N.

265. Why don't you ever date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.

-Joshua N.

266. "Doctor, doctor I am afraid of squirrels!"
Doctor: You must be nuts.

-reader Jerry C.

267. What happened to the frog whose car broke down?
He had to be toad!

-Martin F.

268. What is the best day to visit McDonalds?
Fry-Day!

-Gianni, age 6

269. What's a cow's favorite drink?
A s-moooo-thie.

-Karma E.

272. What are cats best at?
Cat-apulting!

-Macy (10)

273. Where do cats roam?
In the catacombs!

-Katie (34)

274. What kind of stick does a cat chase?
A cat-stick!

-Macy (10)

275. What kind of fruit does a dog eat?
A dog-berry!

-Macy (10) & Katie (34)

276. Why do hockey players make great bankers?
Because they are good at checking.

-Henrik, age 9 3/4

277. How do chickens dance?
Chick to chick.

278. Mr. Red and Ms. Red live in the red house; Mr. Purple and Ms. Purple live in the purple house. Who lives in the white house?
The president!

-submitted by young reader Gwen I.

279. Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was trying to get away from the KFC.

-Ben, age 8

280. Who sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

-Alesha, age 11

281. Why was the snowman in the box?
Because he was picking his nose.

-Peter, age 8
These next five were sent in from Jax (7) and Kora (5):
282. What's a dog's favorite toy?
A funny bone!

283. What's a cow's favorite rock?
A mooo-n rock

284. What's the scariest plant?
Bam-booo!

285. What's a cow's favorite place to go?
The mooo-vies!

286. What's the scariest injury?
A booo-booo!

(Jax & Kora!)

287. Why was the snow yellow?
Because Elsa let it go!

-Kaylee

289. Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam!

-Scarlett

290. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!

293. What do you call Chewbacca with cookies in its fur?
A chocolate-chip Wookie.

-Jake

294. What is black and white and looks like a penguin?
A penguin.

-Zhan, age 5

295. What does a cow like to drink?
A smoothie.

-Carolina, age 8

296. Why did the parent hit the cake with a hammer?
It was a pound cake.

297. When is the best time to go to the dentist?
At tooth-hurty!!!

-Tyler R.

298. Why is "dark" spelled with a k and not a c?
Because you can't c in the dark!

-Garrett

299. A new pig came to the farm, he was a great painter. What do you think his name was?
Pigasso!

-Amara

A spin-off:

300. What is the name of the Dutch pig who was famous for painting sunflowers and cutting off his ear?
Vincent van Hog

-Gloria, age 8

301. What is a bat's favorite game to play?
A com-bat

-Bianca, age 7

302. What did the salad say to the carrot after it lost the fight?
You've lettuce down.

-Joe, age 10

303. What did the salad say to the carrot when it asked for directions to a restaurant?
Beets me!

-Joe, age 10

304. Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
They'd crack each other up!

-Raina, age 10

305. Which milkshake always comes with a straw?
A strawberry milkshake

-Gloria, age 8

306. What stories do crustaceans like best?
Lobster Tales

-Gloria, age 8

307. What did the basketball say to the hoop when it missed?
Oh shoot!

-Layla, age 9

308. Why did the lion cross the road?
To get to the other pride!

309. What is the best gift you could ever ask for?
Broken drum sticks. You just can't beat it.

-Nate

310. Why did the nurse have a red crayon?
To draw blood.

-Charlotte

311. What mood best describes a sad librarian?
Under the books.

-Elliana

312. What do you call a Buffalo that likes beef?
A Beef-alo

313. What does a camel say to a hunter?
Do you need some camel-flage

314. Why does the dinosaur like the bathroom?
Because it's ex-stink-t

315. Why does the dentist use a computer?
Because it has Bluetooth.

-Jokes 312-315 by Gunner, age 8
317. What goes black, white, black, white, black white?
316. What's grey?
A melted penguin.
318. Can a match box?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
319. Why was the baby in Egypt?
No, but a tin can!
320. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was looking for its mummy.
321. What does a cow eat for breakfast? 322. Doctor, doctor, I feel like a dog.
It was stuck on the chicken's foot.

Then go and see a vet!
324. Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?
323. What do girl snakes write at the bottom of their letters?
With love and hisses.

To get to the other slide.

-Jokes 316-324 by Elijah, age 11

326. What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?
To the other side of the river.

327. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cake?
Crumbs.

328. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Then sit on the couch and we'll talk about it,
But I'm not allowed on the furniture!

329. Doctor, doctor I feel like a sheep.
That's baa-aaa-aad.

330. What do you call a bee that buzzes quietly?
A mumble bee.

-Jokes 325-330 by Malachi, age 7 and a half

331. Where do you find a polar bear?
The same place you left her.

-Thomas, age 7

333. How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern...
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334. What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn...
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