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I tried to think of an electricity pun, now my head hertz.

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I tried to think of an electricity pun, now my head hertz.

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I make horrible science puns, but only periodically.

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I make horrible science puns, but only periodically.

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He was shot through the head
the parents should've been blamed instead
but in reality it was the kid who fell
and now we all have a story to tell

he held the boys hand with such good care
and he spread peace from everywhere
but then mankind con sealed his doom
and now he rest's inside his tomb

so he now has raised a crisis
people thought his life was righteous
and then you'll catch me always to say,
rest in peace Harambe

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He was shot through the head
the parents should've been blamed instead
but in reality it was the kid who fell
and now we all have a story to tell

he held the boys hand with such good care
and he spread peace from everywhere
but then mankind con sealed his doom
and now he rest's inside his tomb

so he now has raised a crisis
people thought his life was righteous

and then you'll catch me always to say,
rest in peace Harambe

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Types of Poetry

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written by me

The sin was dark
His soul washed white
He gave us hope
With one star in the in the night

He made the grass green, and the sky above blue.
I have been saved,
and so have YOU!

I'm made clean
As his blood runs red.
And I BELIEVE that
My GOD'S NOT DEAD!!

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Why are skeletons so calm?Because nothing gets under their skin!Why can't skeletons play church music?Because they have no organs.What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?SPARERIBSWhat do skeletons hate the most about wind?Nothing, it goes right through them.But first, let me take a SkelfieWhy don't skeletons fight each other?They don't have the gutsWhy are graveyards so noisy?Because of all the coffin!How did I know where you would go next?Oh I felt it in my bones!What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.These aren't all of them. I've got a skeleTON more!a skeleton stood by the fire for too long.Now he's BONE-dry!What a bonehead....I'm so lazy, I'm bone idle!What do skeletons say before they begin dining?Bone-Appetit!What do you call a skeleton snake?A rattler!Have you seen my brother?I have a BONE to pick with him.What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?I’m bone to be wild!My brother always works himself down to the bone!Why did the skeleton want a friend?Because she was feeling bonelyEvery time I hear a skeleton joke I feel it in my bonesSkulls are always single because they have no bodyMan, these jokes aren't even that humerus.I don't know if I should put a little more BACKBONE into these jokes, but then again it is TIBIA expected that I'll get lazy and not try as hard to make a skele-TON of them... Dang... I'm such a BONEHEADwhat did the ill skeleton say? I'm going TIBIA ok .Oh my, there are so many RIB TICKLERS here! I'm not much for puns, I just don't find them... HUMERUS!Come on, I know I wasn't all that original, but it was funny wasn't it? Come on... THROW ME A BONE!What made Michelangelo's skeleton famous? His SKULLtures What do skeletons call their homies?vertebruhs.because they always have their backsDon't worry. I'm sure our food will get deLIVERed. Do you not have the GUTS to stand my puns? I heard the skeleton pioneers had a really tough time crossing the organ trail.Don't mind my horrible jokes. I´m a heartless comedianbefore i leave, Let me play little number from my hit SHIN-gle on my Trom-BONEgood night, but resting in a graveyard is restless because of all the coffin.But seriously i´m BONE-tired from all these puns but thats ok because im BONE-dry out of them.

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Why are skeletons so calm?Because nothing gets under their skin!Why can't skeletons play church music?Because they have no organs.What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?SPARERIBSWhat do skeletons hate the most about wind?Nothing, it goes right through them.But first, let me take a SkelfieWhy don't skeletons fight each other?They don't have the gutsWhy are graveyards so noisy?Because of all the coffin!How did I know where you would go next?Oh I felt it in my bones!What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.These aren't all of them. I've got a skeleTON more!a skeleton stood by the fire for too long.Now he's BONE-dry!What a bonehead....I'm so lazy, I'm bone idle!What do skeletons say before they begin dining?Bone-Appetit!What do you call a skeleton snake?A rattler!Have you seen my brother?I have a BONE to pick with him.What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?I’m bone to be wild!My brother always works himself down to the bone!Why did the skeleton want a friend?Because she was feeling bonelyEvery time I hear a skeleton joke I feel it in my bonesSkulls are always single because they have no bodyMan, these jokes aren't even that humerus.I don't know if I should put a little more BACKBONE into these jokes, but then again it is TIBIA expected that I'll get lazy and not try as hard to make a skele-TON of them... Dang... I'm such a BONEHEADwhat did the ill skeleton say? I'm going TIBIA ok .Oh my, there are so many RIB TICKLERS here! I'm not much for puns, I just don't find them... HUMERUS!Come on, I know I wasn't all that original, but it was funny wasn't it? Come on... THROW ME A BONE!What made Michelangelo's skeleton famous? His SKULLtures What do skeletons call their homies?vertebruhs.because they always have their backsDon't worry. I'm sure our food will get deLIVERed. Do you not have the GUTS to stand my puns? I heard the skeleton pioneers had a really tough time crossing the organ trail.Don't mind my horrible jokes. I´m a heartless comedianbefore i leave, Let me play little number from my hit SHIN-gle on my Trom-BONEgood night, but resting in a graveyard is restless because of all the coffin.But seriously i´m BONE-tired from all these puns but thats ok because im BONE-dry out of them.

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i live in punsylvania

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I can´t process them without my brain exploding, oh wait i don´t have a brain I´m just a BONE-HEAD.

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these puns really tickle my FUNNY-BONE lets hope my friends don´t want to throw a RATTLE-snake at me for these, and learn to love my PUNderful Jokes.

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Read this poem. I like it alot

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I ran my car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends

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may the PUNger games BEGIN
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin!

Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
SPARERIBS
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.

But first, let me take a Skelfie

Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the gutsWhy are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!

How did I know where you would go next?
Oh I felt it in my bones!

What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.

These aren't all of them. I've got a skeleTON more!

a skeleton stood by the fire for too long.
Now he's BONE-dry!
What a bonehead....

I'm so lazy, I'm bone idle!

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-Appetit!

What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!

Have you seen my brother?
I have a BONE to pick with him.

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!

My brother always works himself down to the bone!

Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely

Every time I hear a skeleton joke I feel it in my bones

Skulls are always single because they have no body

Man, these jokes aren't even that humerus.

I don't know if I should put a little more BACKBONE into these jokes, but then again it is TIBIA expected that I'll get lazy and not try as hard to make a skele-TON of them... Dang... I'm such a BONEHEAD

what did the ill skeleton say? I'm going TIBIA ok .

Oh my, there are so many RIB TICKLERS here!

I'm not much for puns, I just don't find them... HUMERUS!
Come on, I know I wasn't all that original, but it was funny wasn't it? Come on... THROW ME A BONE!

What made Michelangelo's skeleton famous? His SKULLtures

What do skeletons call their homies?
vertebruhs.
because they always have their backs

Don't worry. I'm sure our food will get deLIVERed.

Do you not have the GUTS to stand my puns?

I heard the skeleton pioneers had a really tough time crossing the organ trail.

Don't mind my horrible jokes. I´m a heartless comedian

before i leave, Let me play little number from my hit SHIN-gle on my Trom-BONE

good night, but resting in a graveyard is restless because of all the coffin.But seriously i´m BONE-tired from all these puns but thats ok because im BONE-dry out of them.

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Word Position Line Length Punctuation Poetry

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Graphic Elements of Poetry Capital Letters Credits: Adapted from: http://prezi.com/huxmazq1-11f/graphical-elements-in-poetry/ Word Position Line Length Punctuation Poetry does not follow traditional (normal/accepted) rules of capitalization. This makes poetry more creative and attractive. This is why poetry is considered more of an art than other types of writing.

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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

What was Forrest Gump's email password? "1forrest1"

I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

a cheese factory in france exploded, there was de-brie every where

when a otter sreals something, grand theft otter

animal puns quack me up

my suitcase is made of bread, it's jam packed

chickens vision be eggselent

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Examples of Puns

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