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snapchats to non-friends VS snapchats to friends

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snapchats to non-friends VS snapchats to friends

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DUMB WAYS TO DIE. SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE.

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DUMB WAYS TO DIE. SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIE.

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1) explosive diarrhea
2) what are stop signs? #yolo
3) mystery meat
4) toe infection that you didn't treat
5) wolves/winter coyotes
6) slipping on a banana slug (sorry pal)

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Me every Thanksgiving

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there's this kid that fell asleep in the library and missed his final and is now punching his laptop.

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there's this kid that fell asleep in the library and missed his final and is now punching his laptop.

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I can glare at people talking in the library and hope they die, but I feel like a jerk when they are talking to THEMSELVES. wtf do I do now???

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THEY DON'T GIVE GENDER TO THE CLOTHING :D

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http://j.mp/1OStBYu

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http://www.plspetdoge.com/

pet him via the website. You're welcome.

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Just read your 3 posts, Miriam wowow

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you know, the one that's a little more normal?

yeah,

she whimpers excessively.

like she's been whimpering and exhaling really loudly for the past 4 hours...I kid you not.

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chicken has an obsession with windows. Wooooow I'm guessing she hasn't seen one while living in her cave?

"You know how automatic doors have "caution" written in the middle of a yellow circle with "automatic door" circling around the edge, so if you read straight down from top to bottom, they actually read, "automatic caution door" rather than "caution, automatic door"? Someday I want to see a door in some science fiction movie or something that reads "Automatic cation door." You know. Cation. As opposed to anion. Surely that could be a science fiction invention?"

how high is she?

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so there's this kid in the library that is always in here when I'm here and he thinks I'm stalking him just because I'm always here and I overheard him tell his friends that "this girl is always in here when I'm here"...I'm always here before him brah. and yeah and now he keeps turning around to make sure I'm not staring at him, but I can clearly see him turn around when he decided to sit right in frikkin front of me (again I was here first)

brah. chill. please.

I also have my core class with him and he thinks he's such a stud. Brah he aint. he's just being stupid against us library dwellers.

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"You need that to take me... places"

"I want to gain inches"

"I'm scared of short people"

"Only I can make music with goats"

"Roasted seaweed green"

"Have fun with your men dancing on ice with sticks and balls"

"Look at her bushy canopy"

"I have a pimple on my finger, and the tip is getting really hard"

"I think I could rock the double chin life"

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<3

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This is the end
Hold your breath and count to ten
Feel the earth move and then
Hear my heart burst again

For this is the end
I've drowned and dreamt this moment
So overdue I owe them
Swept away, I'm stolen

Let the sky fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together

Let the sky fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
At skyfall
That skyfall

Skyfall is where we start
A thousand miles and poles apart
Where worlds collide and days are dark
You may have my number, you can take my name
But you'll never have my heart

Let the sky fall (let the sky fall)
When it crumbles (when it crumbles)
We will stand tall (we will stand tall)
Face it all together

Let the sky fall (let the sky fall)
When it crumbles (when it crumbles)
We will stand tall (we will stand tall)
Face it all together
At skyfall

[x2:]
(Let the sky fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall)

Where you go I go
What you see I see
I know I'd never be me
Without the security
Of your loving arms
Keeping me from harm
Put your hand in my hand
And we'll stand

Let the sky fall (let the sky fall)
When it crumbles (when it crumbles)
We will stand tall (we will stand tall)
Face it all together

Let the sky fall (let the sky fall)
When it crumbles (when it crumbles)
We will stand tall (we will stand tall)
Face it all together
At skyfall

Let the sky fall
We will stand tall
At skyfall
Oh-s...

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this is the ring open skype and log on in see me live my life in peace. hear my cat scratch the door. for this is the ring I longed and dreamt this moment so overdue I owe them dial away, I'm waiting lets do Skype Call When we fumble we will call all, faces all together lets do Skype Call When we fumble we will call all, faces all together at the Skype Call that SKype Call Skype call is we fart a few miles and cities apart where feelings fly and screens are dark