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After I got married, I would like to put a beer freezer in the living room but my wife disagreed.
Later,  I asked her again and she answered me
- You... put a beer freezer here. Only when pigs fly! Ok?

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I am a vegan person and I don't use anything made from animals. My friend asked me if I would wear a leather bag, so I answered: Only when pigs fly! I don't agree with animal exploration.

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Police: Stop your car, please.
John: Ok, Sr
Police: Documents...
John: Yes, here you are.
Police: Mr John, your documents are not correct.
John: Oww, I'm sorry.
Police: Mr John, this is a problem, but...
John: Don't finish, please. This only when pigs fly.
Please, give me the fine.

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My mom said to me:
- You need to study on a daily basis for ENEM. So, you can't talk to your friends on wpp for some time. I'll keep your mobile.
And I replied:
- Mom, I promise to study on a daily basis. But not talking to my friends on wpp, only when pigs fly. Sorry!

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In the world, concepts are cyclical. Politics, economics, technology, health, food and fashion are cyclical and change rapidly. Therefore using the phrase "when pigs fly" can generate regrets.

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My Friend Tiago roots for Flamengo. He is happy about his team. Many victories, good matches and goals. He invited me to go to the Maracanã stadium with him. Then I said: when pigs fly my friend.

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My friend Clarissa loves singing. She asked me to sing in a karaoke. I told her "me singing in a karaoke? When pigs fly!"

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I have a friend who challenged me to a tennis match. He thinks he can beat me, but it will happen only when pigs fly.

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Some fans of other teams are thinking that River Plate will become the Copa Libertadores champion.  It will only happen when pigs fly.

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I love studying languages. I think they are very important to life. I strongly advise the youth  to study languages. When I was a teenage, I couldn't. But now I can. I dream to study all languages,  but me studing Mandarin, only when pigs fly.

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My friend is a teacher. He has been working as that for 30 years And I asked him:
- Do you like your job?
- I really like what I do! It is amazing to teach  people!
Why don't you became a teacher? I  think you are very patient. You speak very well....You are going to love this!
I replied:
- Me? Becoming a teacher? Only when pigs fly!

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Flamengo is having a great time in the Brazilian championship and in the Libertadores as one of the finalists. So I asked my sister if she would like to go to the Libertadores final, and she replied.
"Matheus, I only go to Flamengo's game when pigs fly".

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I hate washing the dishes and cleaning my house. But, I love seeing my house clean and neat. I work from Monday to Friday, so I don't have time to do that. I have a housekeeper, who is  amazing, but last Friday, she couldn't go to my house. My husband asked: Why don't you clean the house?
I answered: Me.. cleaning the house? Only when pigs fly.

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When people see me training, they think I am going to get myself hurt and advise me to stop working out. But I love doing that and I go to the gym on a daily basis. So I will only stop Crossfitting when pigs fly!

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I went to the physician last week because I was feeling a pain in my left knee.
The physician said: Diego, You have to stop playing soccer for 3 months to reduce the pain.
I'm sorry doctor, but I will only stop playing soccer when pigs fly.

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Tony: Hi man, what's up?
I: Hey, I'm fine and you?
Tony: I'm fine! Can you lend me some money?
I: No, when pigs fly! But out of curiosity why do you want the money?
Tony: To buy beer.
I:What! A penny for your thoughts.
Tony: I don´t care about your opinion. I'll ask somebody else.
I: Ok, whatever floats your boat.