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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man how to fish and you feed yourself. -Ron Swanson

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Most people say "deets" but I say "tails" just another example of innovation

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There is no such thing as an inappropriate joke. That's why it's a joke

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I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road

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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take- Wayne Gretzky- Michael Scott

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Spero

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Lizzie's a 💸

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Outside, it's called the ground- Ron Swanson

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For every flatow reference I'm going to take a point off

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For every flatow reference I'm going to take a point off

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Jared Bader is pickle boy

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Lobsters don't die -Vince Staples

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Flatow is mad ugly- everyone

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I don't sleep, I just dream.

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The chains on my mood swing just snapped. RUN!

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I'm 10/10 lit rn

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I know H.T.M.L.: How to meet ladies- Erlich Bachman

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Age is nothing but a concept- Jared Fogle

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Future is so fire🔥🔥

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in order to be irreplaceable one must always be different

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I changed all of my passwords to incorrect so whenever I forget, it will tell me "you're password is incorrect"- Brick Tamland

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All I want is sum respek on my name

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Please cancel my subscriptions to your issues.

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Flatow

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Life is a box of...... CHALLENGES! What you think life is a box of chocolates? Well it's not!
-Mr. Seck

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See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
-Heath Ledger (The Joker)

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Aviato- Erlich Bachman

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When they say 2% milk, I don't know what the other 98% is

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Between the click of the light and the start of the dream

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it is 3 in the morning- Borat

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Aviato- Erlich Bachman

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Is this a cat in a hat

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Yea Flatow yes

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Once you realize that everything was a hoax, you got wise and began to bleed and burn your fellow man.

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All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.

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你也是不是很多。。

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It's 5'oclock somewhere

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Is this a cat in a hat

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Jebusi

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Young Siward is not pronounced Young C word, that means somethings

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I won't be impressed by technology until I can download food.

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To think too much is a disease, a real, actual disease.
We all show off our diseases.

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Luke: I don't believe it.
Yoda: That is why you fail.

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Get him the flatow  out of here

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A light heart lives long

-Shakespeare

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Jack loves Elle

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I think of my skeleton as my body and my body as my house. That way I'm always home- Jared Dunn

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I think of my skeleton as my body and my body as my house. That way I'm always home- Jared Dunn

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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They say there's too much caffeine in your blood stream and a lack of real spice in your life

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Cat in the hat, no tortoise in a shell.

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What kind of dog is this

That's a turtle

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Jess I luhhhhhh youuu -Flatow

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When you fight don't fight fair cause you'll never win.

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Shaun

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#free Troy ave

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I'm about to go Gucci in the Gucci store

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Luke: I don't believe it.
Yoga: That is why you fail.

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To go on living after forty is unseemly, disgusting, immoral! Who goes on living after forty? Give me a sincere and honest answer! I'll tell you: fools and rogues.

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Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the single candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared
-Buddha

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Is that a cat in the hat
no it's a tortoise in a shell.

Borat

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Is that a cat

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My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're

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Stop doing what you should do and start doing what you want to do. Should I spend $800 on this little peace of meat? No. But I want to.

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Be like water my friend

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Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

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The impossible is not impossible until proven possible

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🎏🍻🍾🍇☂🗺
Fantastic 4

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“There is knowledge;
There is wisdom;
The difference is
compassion.”

~ Benjamin Hoff
(from The Tao of Pooh)