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Since the The Glorious Congregation of the Underground (being underground is too mainstream since it's in the title) is in Provo-Orem, Utah. The most religious town in America.

No family members are allowed to enter this building due to everyone being married to each other.

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The first symbol was created 50 years after the "first" hipster Neal Cassady passed away in 1963.

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At TGCU they believe that their purpose is to always be discovering new uncommon things.

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Besides looking disturbed at mainstream people, we also do rituals such as exchanging beanies during weddings.

They do a lot of concerts with members of the building. No tickets are sold.

For sacrifices, they buy Starbucks and spill it on graves that are NOT buried in their Glorious Congregation of the Upper-ground Cemetery around Halloween. Halloween is way too mainstream.

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TGCU believes in Nevaeh and Lleh. Nevaeh has no mainstream people and only play acoustic songs that they haven't heard of.

Lleh is just an eternal Brittany Spears doing a cover of Pass the Baby. Every 500 years she stops to do a cover of a Green Day song and then goes back to Pass the Baby.

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There's one hipster to rule them all who has a beanie made out of bear fur. They shall also know the name of the "god."

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The second symbol was created due to the irony of more people having colored hair.

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Services are on Mondays at 3:59-4:00 to roll eyes to people who are mainstream.

Services are also on Tuesdays all day to gather and discuss about how they aren't understood, how disturbing mainstream people are etc.

On Thursdays they have to get a new beanie to show their "god" that they themselves don't know because it's so uncommon. Only the highest hipster of them all are the ones who know.