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Drive 5 mph on the freeway

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stop showering

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drink only coffee

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Trying to eat three burritos

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-Find a way to offend every parent at your site.
-Give your toddler a permanent marker, or scissors. . .your choice.
-Close your eyes while crossing the street.
-Become a "breatharian" (someone who thinks they can live off air).
-Run a marathon with no training.
-Try to give up coffee during conference week.

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how to take a naked selfie without getting caught

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Create coffee that puts people to sleep.

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Bring your parents to school day

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Show a video without previewing it first to your class.

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Jump out the window

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Recruit WalMart greeters as school security guards

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Robot substitute teachers

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For at least a week - or until your friends punch you in the face

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Does washing your hands before serving food really keep our food safe?

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Start a reality TV show about Staff Meetings!

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Start a reality TV show staring my administrators.

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That's right - stop cleaning all the things

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-Turn an apartment into an animal shelter
-Invite parent to classroom every day
- live on a boat
-stop paying taxes
- putting money on a blender
-stop drinking water

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Only drink coffee all day every day. No water, just coffee

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Like an egg drop, if you drop a kindergartner off the roof, will they land on their feet?

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Buy a new car with more horsepower than a person should have

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Max out my credit cards

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-Having a working lunch with your students

-Having report cards due the same weekend as Fall CUE

-Hitting "reply all" on a whole district email

-Hold your technology class in the swimming pool

-Sharing your password on the Internet

-Using profanity in front of your students

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Why is math a waste of time?

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Different interpretive styles depending on the music playing from the cars

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Change my phone's language to Japanese

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Speak

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Create underwear with a whoopee cushion located in the seat.
Create underwear made out of the material used for potato chip bags.
Make underwear that glow in the dark.
Make underwear that are "wedgie" proof.
Create underwear that you can use for a week without changing.
Scented underwear that smells like poop.

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-Explodable Trash Cans
-Traditional Homework
-Standardized Testing
-Colored toothpaste that leaves your teeth that color
-Hair dye made with the mood ring substance (Wear your mood on your head)
-Tight necklaces
-lightbulbs that only last a day
-clocks that go backwards
-Lickable wallpaper
-Waiting in line for 2 hours for a 30 second experience
-Lego carpet
-Mattresses made from pins

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- Throw out your gradebook
- Throw out all homework
- Design your classroom with only IKEA furniture
- Make the admins follow students AS STUDENTS so they can see how much work the Ss really do.