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Definition of a paradox

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What would happen if Pinocchio said, "My nose is growing?" 

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What would happen if Pinocchio said, "My nose is growing?" 

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Someone who wrote something so stupid can't write at all.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit an immovable object. 

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit an immovable object. 

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Everyone is equal, but some are more equal than others

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If you didn't get this message, call me.

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Nobody goes to that restaurant because it's to crowded.

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Deep down, you're really shallow.

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I am a compulsive liar.

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Trust me, trust no one.