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Mrs Scarlett fucking appeared. She appeared out of no where  and created the Universe

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Mrs Scarlett created the first star system

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Created another star system and made shite ton of planets

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She got horny and stuffed a planet up her pussy

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Mrs Scarlett broke her leg

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Mrs Scarlett grew 8 legs

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Mrs Scarlett made a shit ton of star systems

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Mrs Scarlett bashed the two planets together

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Mrs Scarlett created the Earth and moon

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Mrs Scarlett sent a shit ton of meteors towards Earth and pissed in it. Water=Mrs Scarlett piss

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She became suicidal and killed herself
Death number 1

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Mrs Scarlett is alive again for some reason

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Mrs Scarlett is being a complete dick to the plates and caused earthquakes and shii

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Mrs Scarlett is being a complete dick to the plates and caused earthquakes and shii

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Mrs Scarlett cooled down the planet and shiit

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For some reason she is depressed idk why
Death number 2

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Mrs Scarlett returns because she loves food

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She over ate and died
Death number 3

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This bitch won’t leave

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Mrs Scarlett accidentally created life on Earth 

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Mrs Scarlett accidentally created life on Earth 

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Death number 4

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Mrs Scarlett is not fucking off so she’s back with a pussy the size of Jupiter

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For the fifth fucking time

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The birth of mrs Scarlett (for the 6th time) 

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The birth of mrs Scarlett (for the 6th time) 

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Year 8th century BC
She has a big black cock

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Mrs Scarlett discovered she is female

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Mrs Scarlett fucked herself. Managed to grow a dick and went crazy

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Mrs Scarlett destroyed and created nature because she realised it was a mistake

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Mrs Scarlett does not make mistakes

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She is the richest person in the world

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Mrs Scarlett owns a shit ton of slaves. A total of 43 thousand

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Mother: Mrs Scarlett
Mr Doherty is bald and sexy af
8th century BC

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He got cancer

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Brother of Mr Doherty son of Mrs Scarlett
His target is minors and future enemies

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7th century BC
Mrs Scarlett is being a complete menace to society

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Mrs Scarlett flew all they way to R136a1 star system and ate it

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Mrs Scarlett destroyed the planet Saturn and disturbed Uranus and Neptune’s orbit

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Mrs Scarlett gives birth to Mrs Fanning
Mrs Fanning is emo

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Mrs Scarlett discovered meth

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A black cat

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Mrs Scarlett named the cat after 600 years 

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Mrs Scarlett named the cat after 600 years 

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Black cat is named “Ni##er”
1st Century BC

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GLE Year 405

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Year: 769 Gary Lazer eyes fixes nature

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The being known as “The Irish Thing” is born

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Ended some bad shit

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“Woof”

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The being known as “The Irish Thing” died

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Nigel the cat was discovered by GLE
Year: 1356

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The cat Nigel is a good cat. He gives food to the rich and robs the homeless. (Idk what’s there to rob but whatever, he also raped them)

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Year: 1803
Place of birth: British control environment
Weight: 3 TEDS (whatever that is)
Gender: Shemale
Hates straight people

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Ni##er died

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Squid was born

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Mr Doherty and Nigel gave birth to whatever Andrew is
Year:1899

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Dimitri (Russian Homeless) man was born

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Jack caused 12 deaths on the titanic

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Jack caused violence and shii
Killed 69 German soldiers

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Dimitri participated in the Russian Civil War to avenge his brother where the met Lenin

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He is sexy

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GLE ate a duck 1920

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Dimitri developed alcoholism and met and married his wife

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The Communist Crab is born.

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Dimitri stopped drinking and his wife gave birth to his child. The person only known as “The Musician” was born in county Mayo, Ireland.

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Dimitri was with Lenin when he died and Lenin wanted him to be leader instead of Stalin. However Stalin became leader and Dimitri started planning a coup against him

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1935

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Stalin got paranoid and started to kill people. The Red Guard burst into Dimitri’s house and killed his wife and son in front of him. He broke free, killed the guards and fled to Poland. The being known as “The Lantern Holder” is born in Cork, Ireland.

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World war 2 and shit. Since Dimitri was hiding in Poland he was there when Germany took it over, he was thankfully on the Nazi side so the Soviet’s wouldn’t find him.

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1940
Babe crashes into CaveHill . Dimitri got put in a camp but he killed the Nazi guards and escaped to Sweden then to Northern Ireland. The being known as “The musician” died after they got separated from their family and no one helped them.

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Aaron was born like a elephant out like a light and shit big trunk and shit

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Dimitri couldn’t find a job in Northern Ireland so he had to resort to living on the streets. He often walked past an apartment building that was in the process of being built.

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While Dimitri is begging on the streets, Brodie’s Grandfather uses a TED to blow up Jack’s house. Also this year a photo was taken of the construction crew for the apartment building with familiar people.

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The apartment building had finished construction. The building had many anomalies once it opened in the basement , the first one was “The Filing Cabinet” maintenance went down to get a report and found drugs in there, the next day cameras were installed, they found no one there but new drugs were there. Then a massive hole appeared one day, they brought the manager to show him but it was gone, the next day the hole was back and the massive had a foot of water in it. The last one was the industrial generator they had for some reason had started producing a thick black smoke somehow and constantly broke down and needed fixed.

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Dimitri spent 3 years in hospital from the TED and was referred as “Homeless Man” since no one knew his name. He left hospital and walked past the apartment building which has been finished and then abandoned as all residents and staff mysteriously disappeared and the place was rumoured to be haunted by “The Presence”. He went inside and was never seen again, apart from his spirit.

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Clancy was born to two parents that hated him since they named him Clancy, their last name was also Clancy so his full name was Clancy Clancy

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The USSR collapsed, this caused “The Communist Crab” to flee to Ireland and vowed to bring communism to Europe.

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Shorty was born
The fake Asian  was born

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Shorty accidentally cut off his dick and grew a vagina

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Riaz is born (unfortunately). The communist crab tried and failed to start a revolution due to poor communication and that he was the only one. He fled to Northern Ireland believing he was a wanted criminal (he wasn’t).

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At the age of fucking 2 months, Riaz was a suspect of stealing the Bangladeshi Prime minsters wallet. This forced him to be homeless and lived off of snake meat and cow piss

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RIaz found a grey cat and decided to name him Jew

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Killed by the Bangladeshi prime minster, Riaz wanted revenge

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The Ginger was born. Conor McGregor was born. “The Lantern Holder” died from a TED and woke up in the abandoned apartment building and wandered the halls holding his lantern.

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Riaz had spent the last year and a half to create a powerful army in order to take out the entirety of Bangladesh

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Riaz’s army was complete which consisted of
Johns eye brows (don’t ask)
Humphrey’s ashy ear lobes (again don’t ask)
Peepeepoopoo (a fucking pig)
Water sheep (a sheep made out of water)
Super Ethan (aka autism premium)

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Jack kidnapped some random girl in Portugal in 2007

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The Communist Crab started another revolution that did also fail from poor planning but had more than just him there were also 3 rats and 2 men, after it failed they hid in the abandoned apartment building where everyone but the crab died, however he couldn’t leave since he couldn’t open the door, and then spent his time wandering the halls scheming to create a global revolution.

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The Student Behaviour Plan and later the Manifesto was made.
The NSPPP was founded.
(This was later decided to be a poor move)

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The ghost hunting show was created by Clancy and he got his 5 friends who were reality TV stars to star in it. The show was faked, but successful.
The NSPPP also found their HQ which was an abandoned apartment building. They found a being called “The Skull” which sets on fire when anyone holds it. They also found a device that looks like a bomb and John kicked it and it started kicking. It didn’t explode but it randomly starts ticking every once in a while

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In early 2020 The NSPPP embarked on a Tuk Tuk Tour.
This would spell the beginning of the end.

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The NSPPP found the Infinite Hallway and sent Jack in, he was gone for a month. They also hired numerous interns that they sent to do dangerous things they didn’t want to do, such as going into the infinite hallway, down the hole and into the record room.

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12/6/2021, Aaron was shot dead while attempting to climb a peace wall.

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Ralph had an accident.
The Black Goo was created.

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He’s short and autistic BIGGGG L

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Riaz comes out as gay.

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31/1/2024, John choked to death on birthday cake.
The same week an intern would die to the cake due to poison.

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5/10/2024, he died by pen through the eye.

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26/6/2026, Riaz Dies by being cooked (finally)

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4/12/2026, was killed by a TED after trying to steal money from John’s safe.

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In late 2030 the ghost hunting show went to Northern Ireland to film an episode about The NSPPP HQ which was now abandoned and had many rumours that it was haunted. They went to film there trying to figure out how they could fake an haunting there. However The Presence had taken all of them apart from Clancy. What Clancy recorded was released against his wishes. Clancy was later reported missing but was found in his apartment with writing on the wall about The Presence and was mumbling about it. He was then committed to a mental asylum

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While Clancy was at the asylum a riot broke out, after it was stopped Clancy’s doctor couldn’t find him and no cameras saw him. In Clancy’s room was a dead guard and a journal talking about the presence. The doctor went to the building where he found scribbles on the wall. He went into The Infinite Hallway not knowing what it was hoping to find Clancy and both of them was never found again.

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11/9/2069, is thrown into a wildfire.