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Hell yeah! OH yeah! These were the original Kool-Aid ads featuring the well-known master housebreaker that kids all over the ghetto in the early 2010s adore and parents and normal nearby lookers are understandably shocked and scared shitless of, the Kool-Aid Man. Evolving from a talking normal glass pitcher with a creepy-ass animated drawn face on it in the first ever Kool-Aid commercial from 1954, his design and concept would return revamped and revitalized 20 years later (1974), following a decade of unashamed racist bullshit ("The Kool-Aid Kids in Japan") and Bugs Bunny exploitation (1960s), thus giving birth to one of America's biggest advertising icons ever. Before he would join in all sorts of activities and shenanigans with kids in the ads for Kool-Aid Jammers from when I was a little kid that I remember, it all started when kids were getting really parched from various activities. As they sit somewhere to catch their breath, they exchange a few relatable words with each other until they realize the time has come for HIM to appear. And then,.....you know the drill; as if they've already been doing it every year, as loud as they can they call on their almighty summer savior, and just like that, our Crimson Quencher either magically appears, or bursts into the solid walls, or a major important object of the place with his impeccable strength, not only arriving to pour the kids their precious Kool-Aid, but also making thousands of sane attendees scream and run out to get back in their cars and drive back home, and making the owner of the place angrily let him know he owes him $750,000 for the unholy damage he just caused in the middle of the construction workers' masterpiece for his precious location, and he has already contacted the police to arrest him after, and if he doesn't have enough, or any money, they'll blast his ass down until he shatters into dozens of glass shards, a massive puddle of a cherry soft drink, and giant red dismembered arms and legs on the floor. Are you surprised and baffled he even caught on in the way that he did now? 

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Hell yeah! OH yeah! These were the original Kool-Aid ads featuring the well-known master housebreaker that kids all over the ghetto in the early 2010s adore and parents and normal nearby lookers are understandably shocked and scared shitless of, the Kool-Aid Man. Evolving from a talking normal glass pitcher with a creepy-ass animated drawn face on it in the first ever Kool-Aid commercial from 1954, his design and concept would return revamped and revitalized 20 years later (1974), following a decade of unashamed racist bullshit ("The Kool-Aid Kids in Japan") and Bugs Bunny exploitation (1960s), thus giving birth to one of America's biggest advertising icons ever. Before he would join in all sorts of activities and shenanigans with kids in the ads for Kool-Aid Jammers from when I was a little kid that I remember, it all started when kids were getting really parched from various activities. As they sit somewhere to catch their breath, they exchange a few relatable words with each other until they realize the time has come for HIM to appear. And then,.....you know the drill; as if they've already been doing it every year, as loud as they can they call on their almighty summer savior, and just like that, our Crimson Quencher either magically appears, or bursts into the solid walls, or a major important object of the place with his impeccable strength, not only arriving to pour the kids their precious Kool-Aid, but also making thousands of sane attendees scream and run out to get back in their cars and drive back home, and making the owner of the place angrily let him know he owes him $750,000 for the unholy damage he just caused in the middle of the construction workers' masterpiece for his precious location, and he has already contacted the police to arrest him after, and if he doesn't have enough, or any money, they'll blast his ass down until he shatters into dozens of glass shards, a massive puddle of a cherry soft drink, and giant red dismembered arms and legs on the floor. Are you surprised and baffled he even caught on in the way that he did now? 

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Oh shit! The compilation is blocked? GOOD FOR YOU. LOOK AT THIS THUMBNAIL!

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Classic Kool-Aid Man Commercial Compilation (OH YEAH!)

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You can't do something like this without bringing up or showing this treasure that us zillennials and zoomers can't forget.     SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You can't do something like this without bringing up or showing this treasure that us zillennials and zoomers can't forget.     SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HeadOn - Apply Directly to the Forehead (2006, USA) (Commercial)

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Okay, you all came for the cursed shit. Here it is. It's been getting a lot of attention, and has been memed a lot. Brock Baker's dub-over brought me here. 

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Okay, you all came for the cursed shit. Here it is. It's been getting a lot of attention, and has been memed a lot. Brock Baker's dub-over brought me here. 

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THESE KIDS ARE SADISTIC AS HELL!!!!!!!!! YOU REALLY WANT TO TEAR TWO OF DISNEY'S MOST RECOGNIZABLE ICONS APART?!!!!!!!!! YOU REALLY TAKE PLEASURE IN DOING THIS?!!!!!!!!!! THEY EVEN MAKE THEM KISS, AND STRETCH MICKEY SO HARD HIS SHORTS SLIP OFF, AND YOU CAN SEE......THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE A PE--Mickey and Donald are successfully holding their emotions in until they're eventually numb to all the pain and torture these little SHITS caused them. Wow, you can take off Mickey's shorts?! The product is harmless enough, with a big funny gimmick until they go a bit over the edge with something like......THAT!!!!! What the hell were these people on?!!!! WHO ALLOWED THIS SHIT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Museum of Classic Chicago Television (www.FuzzyMemories.TV)

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Elastic Mickey Mouse & Elastic Donald Duck by Mego (Commercial, 1980)

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Did ya know? The Energizer Bunny was originally Energizer's parodic answer to this Duracell ad from December 1973. Down to the concept of the toy pink bunny drummer and the brand battery lasting the longest. In fact, Duracell had their own original pink bunny! But when the Energizer campaign became a success, and their bunny quickly got more popular and memorable, that's when that 1990 Duracell-Energizer trademark dispute happened. It's like the whole Oreo and Hydrox thing.

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Did ya know? The Energizer Bunny was originally Energizer's parodic answer to this Duracell ad from December 1973. Down to the concept of the toy pink bunny drummer and the brand battery lasting the longest. In fact, Duracell had their own original pink bunny! But when the Energizer campaign became a success, and their bunny quickly got more popular and memorable, that's when that 1990 Duracell-Energizer trademark dispute happened. It's like the whole Oreo and Hydrox thing.

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This is one of the earliest instances of the iconic spacey three-note "Duracell chime" at the end, and it sounds pretty goddamn awesome. Its key got a little higher and higher every decade of ads over the years, eventually going up to the one we have today.

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Duracell - Drumming Bunnies (1973/1974, USA)

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Just look at these kids' faces. Look at their expressions. They're so into these goddamn Oreos. 😆 THEY'RE JUST COOKIES, DAWG!!!

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Just look at these kids' faces. Look at their expressions. They're so into these goddamn Oreos. 😆 THEY'RE JUST COOKIES, DAWG!!!

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The blonde girl with the pigtails (0:08-0:09) just committed one of the most heinous crimes ever, filmed right on live TV for everyone to see. REMOVING THE TOP BISCUIT AND LICKING THE CREAM. THE PEOPLE WHO DO THIS ARE PSYCHOS!!  FROM THE LOOK ON HER FACE AS SHE'S DOING IT, YOU CAN CLEARLY TELL SHE IS DOING IT PROUDLY AND DOES NOT CARE IF SANE OTHERS THINK IT'S ILLEGAL AND SHE'S FROM A DIFFERENT PLANET!! 😆 She be like "I'm goin' to jail!" That's gonna be the Pad's icon!

Mini Bill Cosby, shown right after, is over here actin' like he got a fat stack! How ya gonna withdraw those goddamn things at the bank, boy? How ya gonna pay dem fines for all the WOMEN YOU ASSAU--No.

(0:14-0:15) What the fu--THE HELL'S THIS KIDS DEAL?!! AHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!! ("Eat yo food, bitch! Damn! Fuck you lookin crazy fo'?!")

All of these people are from fucking Mars. They're Martians in disguise that the advertising crew got to film this.

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Man, Ralston had the best cereals based on popular properties (Donkey Kong, the Nintendo Cereal System, Bill and Ted's Excellent Cereal, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [during the first wave of Turtlemania], Batman [based on and promoting the first Tim Burton film], Urkel-O's [What the fuck?], Spider-Man [when the Animated Series was on], NOBODY REMEMBERS THESE.).......that all probably taste like rabbit feces now. This is the Ghostbusters Cereal, made in 1986, when The Real Ghostbusters cartoon was premiering on TV. I remember watching this ad during my brief Ghostbusters phase that sparked when the infamous reboot film was about to hit theatres. I'M A 2000s-BORN ZOOMER WHO WAS A SECOND GRADER; DON'T JUDGE ME!! And as someone who has now been CURSED to think of Vargskelethor Joel's album (Super Ghostbusters) now whenever I hear the iconic theme, this jingle, being a cute little parody of it, doesn't help. I can't believe they actually had Ray Parker Jr. sing all these versions!! Even The Real Ghostbusters opening is a short re-recording!! Ya really think he actually wanted to do all this crap?!! Yeah, sure he got hella dough from it all, but considering the 50+ years under his belt, I bet he's damn near fed up with only being known as the 'Ghostbusters guy'! Give the brother a break, you corporate cornholes!!! I bet you're even getting the goddamn crowd who shout out the title in the song riled up!!!! Anyways, marshmallow ghosts! Like Stay Puft isn't even in there! You're devourin' 'im!! Man, gimme some Hi-C Ecto Cooler instead! Wow, they actually brought it back?! HELL YEAH! But the oldest ones are probably concentrated spl00ge now!! Dont'cha just hate it when even the coolest short-lived snacks and drinks get old and expire as decades go by? I should learn to shut my flappin' mouth......and maybe buy the '89 Batman cereal. MILK AND YELLOW CRUNCHY DISGUISEMENTS OF LITERAL BAT SHIT WON'T COMBINE WELL. You'll weigh little more than 180 when ya eat too much of it.  Huh? Yeah? Fuck it.

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Man, Ralston had the best cereals based on popular properties (Donkey Kong, the Nintendo Cereal System, Bill and Ted's Excellent Cereal, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [during the first wave of Turtlemania], Batman [based on and promoting the first Tim Burton film], Urkel-O's [What the fuck?], Spider-Man [when the Animated Series was on], NOBODY REMEMBERS THESE.).......that all probably taste like rabbit feces now. This is the Ghostbusters Cereal, made in 1986, when The Real Ghostbusters cartoon was premiering on TV. I remember watching this ad during my brief Ghostbusters phase that sparked when the infamous reboot film was about to hit theatres. I'M A 2000s-BORN ZOOMER WHO WAS A SECOND GRADER; DON'T JUDGE ME!! And as someone who has now been CURSED to think of Vargskelethor Joel's album (Super Ghostbusters) now whenever I hear the iconic theme, this jingle, being a cute little parody of it, doesn't help. I can't believe they actually had Ray Parker Jr. sing all these versions!! Even The Real Ghostbusters opening is a short re-recording!! Ya really think he actually wanted to do all this crap?!! Yeah, sure he got hella dough from it all, but considering the 50+ years under his belt, I bet he's damn near fed up with only being known as the 'Ghostbusters guy'! Give the brother a break, you corporate cornholes!!! I bet you're even getting the goddamn crowd who shout out the title in the song riled up!!!! Anyways, marshmallow ghosts! Like Stay Puft isn't even in there! You're devourin' 'im!! Man, gimme some Hi-C Ecto Cooler instead! Wow, they actually brought it back?! HELL YEAH! But the oldest ones are probably concentrated spl00ge now!! Dont'cha just hate it when even the coolest short-lived snacks and drinks get old and expire as decades go by? I should learn to shut my flappin' mouth......and maybe buy the '89 Batman cereal. MILK AND YELLOW CRUNCHY DISGUISEMENTS OF LITERAL BAT SHIT WON'T COMBINE WELL. You'll weigh little more than 180 when ya eat too much of it.  Huh? Yeah? Fuck it.

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GHOSTBUSTERS!! THEY'RE BACK IN TOWN!! YOU NEED TO PEE--

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But, I mean, it's less weird than that scene from Small Soldiers with Led Zeppelin playing over it.

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I haven't posted on this in months. MONTHS, dawg. What's a great way to start this off? With some disturbing nightmare-inducing shit, of course. Here it is. The first ever McDonald's ad ever aired on television, featuring the debut of Ronald McDonald, from 1963. Ya ready? I ain't, that's fa' sho'. Read this slowly enough so you have time to breathe and prepare yourself for what you're about to see. This will give you fucking nightmares. This gave everyone nightmares. Aren't you glad the character's design has evolved into the iconic one we know today? Aren't you glad times have changed? But aren't you worried that Jesus is a bit too merciful and allowed horror shitshows like this to exist? Aren't you worried about kids at the time actually thinking THIS was the clown we all knew and loved during our childhoods? The one from the 80s, 90s, and 2000s? That ain't Ronald. That's fucking Tim Curry Pennywise. Are you still afraid to click on that play button? It's okay. Remember, I'm here. I'm the one showing every single one of these ads. You'd have to be insane not to be terrified. We can get through this together. We can overcome this fear. WE CAN CLEANSE THIS MONSTROSITY OUT OF OUR MINDS!!!!!!!!!! So without further ado............I'm scared........

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I haven't posted on this in months. MONTHS, dawg. What's a great way to start this off? With some disturbing nightmare-inducing shit, of course. Here it is. The first ever McDonald's ad ever aired on television, featuring the debut of Ronald McDonald, from 1963. Ya ready? I ain't, that's fa' sho'. Read this slowly enough so you have time to breathe and prepare yourself for what you're about to see. This will give you fucking nightmares. This gave everyone nightmares. Aren't you glad the character's design has evolved into the iconic one we know today? Aren't you glad times have changed? But aren't you worried that Jesus is a bit too merciful and allowed horror shitshows like this to exist? Aren't you worried about kids at the time actually thinking THIS was the clown we all knew and loved during our childhoods? The one from the 80s, 90s, and 2000s? That ain't Ronald. That's fucking Tim Curry Pennywise. Are you still afraid to click on that play button? It's okay. Remember, I'm here. I'm the one showing every single one of these ads. You'd have to be insane not to be terrified. We can get through this together. We can overcome this fear. WE CAN CLEANSE THIS MONSTROSITY OUT OF OUR MINDS!!!!!!!!!! So without further ado............I'm scared........

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(AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING EVEN MORE CREEPY AND DISTURBING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WATCH OUT, LIL SPOOKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SLAYIN' TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SLAYIN' TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♱  WHAT THE--WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S NOT RONALD; THAT'S THE FUCKIN' VIOLATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DID WE ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was scared of Ronald McDonald as a little kid, but who wasn't?! He was always creepy!!! As a second grader, I was grateful as hell when he started to fade away due to those clown sightings, and It hitting theatres a year later. BUT IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THAT I NEVER KNEW ABOUT OR SAW.........THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Wow. It was actually not all that bad. Yeah, yOu CaN'T wAtCh Tv AnD bE oN iT aT tHe SaMe TiMe, BOZO!! Wait, not only is he a clown, BUT THE ACTOR (Willard Scott) WAS THE ORIGINAL BOZO!! PIECE O' SHIT JOKE!! The jingle at the end is cute, and the lighthearted humor admittedly made me chuckle. Ronald's first ever design was supposed to look wacky, crazy, and busted with the big tray that has a drink on it for a hat and the cup nose. I never understood why most people were terrified of this; this is wholesome! Even if the photos are still terrifying! But in 1965, when Michael Polakovs played him, his costume design was completely revamped, and the one he sported was a partly approximate resemblance to the iconic, recognizable modern one we know today. But I still think that the Moody King (King Moody), Squire Fridell, Jack Doepke, Dave Hussey, and Brad Lennon had more memorable portrayals. HOWEVER,.....Mike looked kinda cute in that costume. Cuter than THIS, that's for damn sure.

*What, is he in Mr. Rogers' house? What's with this room full of shelves with all these stuffed toys? What's their story?!

*I wonder what all those people ordering their burgers outside would think of seeing this dopey-ass nigga in a bizarre clown suit getting filmed dancing and jumping around like a little kid right in front of them. Especially the guy in that white buggy about to drive back home! He was probably like "What the fuck?!! AHAHAHAAA!!! Who he think he is, Krusty?"

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Bro Kool-Aid, PLEASE BRING THE KOOL-AID MAN BACK!!!

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Bro Kool-Aid, PLEASE BRING THE KOOL-AID MAN BACK!!!

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Hell, the mouth effects for the Kool-Aid Man back in the day (check out a 1984 ad) were actually more ahead-of-the-curve than this! It's that obvious! JUST DRINK KOOL-AID, GIRL!!! What is this terrible attempt at a cash-in?!

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Coffee-Mate TV AD SPOT 0:30 'Thank You For Being A Friend'

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Old 70s Slim Jim print ads. The art influenced me A LOT, and it'll clearly show; I love it so much, but it's still no Randy Savage.

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Old 70s Slim Jim print ads. The art influenced me A LOT, and it'll clearly show; I love it so much, but it's still no Randy Savage.

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From the marketing section of the Wikipedia page of the original Crash Bandicoot, taking a BTS look at one of the best ad campaigns of all time

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"Alright, ladies! Time to head out the Ninja Turtles' apartment for some COLONEL!" Seriously, why do they live in the damn sewer?!

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The first 21 seconds of this KFC ad sounds like the perfect looping intro to a Slipknot album.

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The first 21 seconds of this KFC ad sounds like the perfect looping intro to a Slipknot album.

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This is by far one of the few chilling, experimental ads coming from the 1960's of all decades.

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Kentucky Fried Chicken - Escape 60" - USA Ad 1967

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What the fuck. NIGGA, THEY'RE KIDS!! GIVE 'EM A FUCKIN' BREAK!! Fuckin' McDonald's, I'm glad they ain't like this nowadays

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What the fuck. NIGGA, THEY'RE KIDS!! GIVE 'EM A FUCKIN' BREAK!! Fuckin' McDonald's, I'm glad they ain't like this nowadays

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Also THAT AIN'T NO BURGER; THAT'S DORAYAKI!!

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I love the guy in the Crash Bandicoot costume. That man was too much in those PS1 ads.

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I love the guy in the Crash Bandicoot costume. That man was too much in those PS1 ads.

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Dis the Mother of Ultra's cousin

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VACUUM CLEANER ULTRALADY - Japanese Commercial [Tsuburaya Productions]

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Smokey the Bear PSA Commercial with Joanna Cassidy - 1973

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Remco Baby Laugh A Lot Commercial (1971)

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A move that Phil Collins loved busting during his childhood

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A move that Phil Collins loved busting during his childhood

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Smiths Crisps 'Crunch' Simon Dee From 1966

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Friends Car - Nacho Fries (Commercial) | Taco Bell

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You call a KFC bucket portable dinner. I've never had Sunday dinner in my life bro. Sunday dinner my ass dawg. 

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You call a KFC bucket portable dinner. I've never had Sunday dinner in my life bro. Sunday dinner my ass dawg. 

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Kentucky Fried Chicken "Sunday Dinner" (1968)

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Solid rendition of the greatest one-hit wonder

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Solid rendition of the greatest one-hit wonder

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"RETURN OF THE MACK" IS A PHOKKIN' BOP!!!

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Stone Sour performed the Juicy Fruit jingle in a 90s ad pre-fame, so there NEEDS to be a Slipknot version. Like, self-titled/Iowa style, bro.

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Stone Sour performed the Juicy Fruit jingle in a 90s ad pre-fame, so there NEEDS to be a Slipknot version. Like, self-titled/Iowa style, bro.

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A Slipknot version WOULD BE LIT!!!!!!!

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Yeah, the current version is kinda better, but I do love me some soulful wholesome shit, and this is one of the best restaurant jingles that dropped during this era.

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Yeah, the current version is kinda better, but I do love me some soulful wholesome shit, and this is one of the best restaurant jingles that dropped during this era.

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Burger King Have it Your Way 1974 Commercial

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A lot of the pre-Happy Meal Ronald dolls looked fuckin' terrifying.

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A lot of the pre-Happy Meal Ronald dolls looked fuckin' terrifying.

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Like, from the 70s.

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This new Cactus Flying Lotus Groceries thing was blowin' up on the Tube like CRAZY. WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO TO THE CHARACTERS?!!!!!!! THIS YELLOW BITCH REALLY JUST TOOL-IFIED THEM!!!

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This new Cactus Flying Lotus Groceries thing was blowin' up on the Tube like CRAZY. WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO TO THE CHARACTERS?!!!!!!! THIS YELLOW BITCH REALLY JUST TOOL-IFIED THEM!!!

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Drive-Thru With Friends ::)  | Cactus Plant Flea Market x McDonald’s

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We can't forget this iconic slogan. Ain't no way most people found this hard to say. IT'S JUST A LIST OF THE INGREDIENTS!! YO ASS COULDN'T EVEN SAY A LIST!!!!!! In print ads, as well as pin-back buttons of the Big Mac that employees in Canada wore, it was hilariously written as one long word ("Twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonasesameseedbun."), so your dumbass fell for it!! McDonald's are marketing geniuses!!

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We can't forget this iconic slogan. Ain't no way most people found this hard to say. IT'S JUST A LIST OF THE INGREDIENTS!! YO ASS COULDN'T EVEN SAY A LIST!!!!!! In print ads, as well as pin-back buttons of the Big Mac that employees in Canada wore, it was hilariously written as one long word ("Twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonasesameseedbun."), so your dumbass fell for it!! McDonald's are marketing geniuses!!

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The kid struggling to say it made me chuckle a lot considering this was so long ago.

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McDonald's Big Mac Jingle Commercial (1974)

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Also here's the Drake-Justin Bieber-Nickelback-Avril Lavigne-6teen-Total Drama-Franklin country's filmed KFC fever dream, dreamt in 1971. Yeah, they somehow managed to look inside their heads. 

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Also here's the Drake-Justin Bieber-Nickelback-Avril Lavigne-6teen-Total Drama-Franklin country's filmed KFC fever dream, dreamt in 1971. Yeah, they somehow managed to look inside their heads. 

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What the hell is this? Just dozens and dozens of people  walking around in two circles, in opposite directions, with a giant KFC bucket in the center, and then out of nowhere the Colonel, and some other people wearing the classic suit and tie appear on top. CANADA, bro. They better serve their own poutine in there or we finna have a problem. This song, with its forgettable lyrics, is also a bit dated. March jingles just don't hit the same way they did in the decade before this or so. Legit the only company that has been doing march jingles and still came in with bangers is Oscar Mayer. In this year, McDonald's broke onto the scene and changed the whole ad WORLD with that broadway style shit that had the singing employees, and now Canada KFC is coming in with this borin' shit. Come on, niggas.

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1971 Canadian Kentucky Fried Chicken Commercial

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After a whopping TWO YEARS, with that wholesome Japanese Christmas ad from the early 80s, we're back with KFC. This time, in the 70s.

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After a whopping TWO YEARS, with that wholesome Japanese Christmas ad from the early 80s, we're back with KFC. This time, in the 70s.

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Ain't no way you niggas somehow bite your chicken from the restaurant that originated in the state I was born in so comically LOUD! Y'all just added in a big shitty cartoon crunch sound effect as a cute little gimmick. In fact, KFC some lyin' ass niggas now. They chicken soggy as hell compared to back then. But if their chicken was always soggy, THEN THAT SOUND SHOULD'VE JUST BEEN AN AUDIBLE LIGHT, SOFT BITE!!  And for the jingle, you got that iconic choir that's probably the same people that sang the Marvel Super Heroes themes.

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Kentucky Fried Chicken 1970's Commercial

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Now, I really wanted to go and cringe through every instance of McDonald's just not fuckin' knowing how to cater to people of color, but there's already tons and tons of articles, especially the McDonald's marketing Wikipedia page, talking about this stupid ass issue. Also, as a black man, I can't even articulate my sheer sane disgust and disappointment, those ads are so terrible.

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Now, I really wanted to go and cringe through every instance of McDonald's just not fuckin' knowing how to cater to people of color, but there's already tons and tons of articles, especially the McDonald's marketing Wikipedia page, talking about this stupid ass issue. Also, as a black man, I can't even articulate my sheer sane disgust and disappointment, those ads are so terrible.

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Cadbury's Gorilla Playing Drums - Advert Commercial

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We're going deeper down the McDonald's marketing hole with this famous seasonal Christmas ad that aired for a pretty damn solid nine years (1982-1991) where dis nigga Ronald's on SOME CREEPO SHIT!

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We're going deeper down the McDonald's marketing hole with this famous seasonal Christmas ad that aired for a pretty damn solid nine years (1982-1991) where dis nigga Ronald's on SOME CREEPO SHIT!

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McDonald's "Ice Skating" Holiday Commercial - 1986

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OF Tape Vol. 2 March 20th Pre-order on iTunes and get "Rella" now: http://bit.ly/OFTapeVol2Pre For US, Canada, and UK tour dates and tickets: http://www.oddfuture.com/golfwang

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Saw the ShamWow guy ad for Recovery and it might be one of the best album promo ads of all time. 

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Saw the ShamWow guy ad for Recovery and it might be one of the best album promo ads of all time. 

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Ok. We need an 82nd or 67th anniversary remake with the Weeknd, Frank (Ocean), Chris Brown, (Childish) Gambino, Steve Lacy, Bruno Mars, and Smino.

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Ok. We need an 82nd or 67th anniversary remake with the Weeknd, Frank (Ocean), Chris Brown, (Childish) Gambino, Steve Lacy, Bruno Mars, and Smino.

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And if there's enough room, we also need Usher, T-Pain, Stevie, Keith Sweat, D'Angelo, Seal, ALL the R&B goats, bruh.

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Wow.    This is one of the earliest McDonald's ads ever and this West Side Story shit right here is glorious. 

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Wow.    This is one of the earliest McDonald's ads ever and this West Side Story shit right here is glorious. 

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They should air this remastered in the widescreen format, bruh.

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70's Ads: McDonald's You Deserve A Break Today 1971

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Also, who THEE PHUKK is this stereotypical Italiano chef? This Little Caesar wannabe, Little Caesar CLONE. Cheese-kun is way better than you, bruh. I'm sorry. This is why Pizza Hut doesn't have a mascot here.

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Also, who THEE PHUKK is this stereotypical Italiano chef? This Little Caesar wannabe, Little Caesar CLONE. Cheese-kun is way better than you, bruh. I'm sorry. This is why Pizza Hut doesn't have a mascot here.

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This is the first ever Pizza Hut commercial and the video and audio quality, COMBINED with its cartoonishness will forever keep me up at night.

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This is the first ever Pizza Hut commercial and the video and audio quality, COMBINED with its cartoonishness will forever keep me up at night.

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What theeeeeee fu--PIZZA HUT, WHAT WERE Y'ALL REQUIRED TO BE ON ALL DAY TO COME UP WITH AND FILM THIS SHIT?!!

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The iconic Taco Bell 'bong' has been used in every Taco Bell ad since 1992, and was created using a Yamaha DX7. 

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The iconic Taco Bell 'bong' has been used in every Taco Bell ad since 1992, and was created using a Yamaha DX7. 

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Ad for Goblin with Tyler as Thurnis Haley talking about his love for Golf Wings. 

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Ad for Goblin with Tyler as Thurnis Haley talking about his love for Golf Wings. 

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WOLF GANG GOLF WANG GNAG FLOW FLOW GNAG FLOG GNAW GNAW FLOG

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Mariya Takeuchi, while only known in the American meme community for "Plastic Love", is also recognized only in Japan for her Christmas song "Suteki na Holiday", which has been used in EVERY SINGLE Japanese KFC Christmas commercial since 2000.

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Mariya Takeuchi, while only known in the American meme community for "Plastic Love", is also recognized only in Japan for her Christmas song "Suteki na Holiday", which has been used in EVERY SINGLE Japanese KFC Christmas commercial since 2000.

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"Mario's gotta be a d**k and kick Yoshi!" - ConnerTheWaffle

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Super Smash Bros. N64 Commercial HD (4K)

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Ice Cube said it best. Or maybe not.

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(MOJO Classics) Paul Hogan "Wonders Down Under" Australian Tourism Ad 1984

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Toy Story literally came out a year before Mario 64. So it's just like "My toys AND MY VIDEO GAMES ARE COMING TO LIFE WHEN I'M NOT AROUND?!"

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Here we go again with another abomination Ziller had to be dragged into.

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Here we go again with another abomination Ziller had to be dragged into.

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What if this one-on-one was a leaked deleted scene that was supposed to be in Godzilla vs. Mothra (The one with Battra. Not the 1964 one.) except it was just an entire session where we get to see guest actor Barkley just make Zilla sorry for a couple minutes while "Poison" by Bell Biv DeVoe plays in the background. And it would actually be for the original Japanese release.

Would be nice if this was an actual collaboration between Nike and Toho.

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Nike Commercial 'Godzilla vs Charles Barkley''

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Dragon Ball: Dragon Boh Toy - Commercial (Japanese)

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What even is this image? This female monster doesn't even exist in the Zillaverse.

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What even is this image? This female monster doesn't even exist in the Zillaverse.

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Imagine if this was just an actual clip from the 50s movie except the Dr. Pepper can is just poorly edited in. Also I love how the Godzilla suit doesn't look slightly close to the one in the movie. He looks so sh***y and I love it.

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Dr Pepper "Godzilla" commercial #1 (1985) [FTD-0369]

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Back when Australian stereotypes were the norm.

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Back when Australian stereotypes were the norm.

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Me making dumba** "shrimp on the barbie" jokes.

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(MOJO Classics) Paul Hogan "Shrimp On The Barbie" Australian Tourism Ad (1984)

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I always wanted to get the BTS Meal.....

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I always wanted to get the BTS Meal.....

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This is how the Wilkins coffee commercials should be like. They just end abruptly as soon as the other dude perishes.

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Kamen Rider Gummies will just make you have the time of your life because of how juicy and sweet they are.

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Kamen Rider Gummies will just make you have the time of your life because of how juicy and sweet they are.

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Why Gaim?

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Yep. I had to have everyone's favorite stanned to death extremely popular and handsome K-Pop group of all time and the only one that America cares about whose songs are catchy as frik.

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Yep. I had to have everyone's favorite stanned to death extremely popular and handsome K-Pop group of all time and the only one that America cares about whose songs are catchy as frik.

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Puma x BTS

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スポンジボブ・スクエアパンツ

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スポンジボブ・スクエアパンツ

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HAHAHA WHAT THE HECK DID THE MOM POUR INTO THE KIDS' ORANGE JUICE?!

"It's like they're burning all the energy as the calories enter their bodies. They're flatlining." - Chadtronic, Weird Japanese Commercials #2

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Japanese McDonalds SpongeBob Comercial HD

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Y'know, it's weird seeing this way after they split up.

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You knew I wanted to show this one again. No? Oh ok.

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You knew I wanted to show this one again. No? Oh ok.

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1985 Pepsi Commercial with Transformers Style

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South Korea and Japan should've been homies back in the early 90s, sharing their obsession with putting Robocop in as many ads as possible.

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South Korea and Japan should've been homies back in the early 90s, sharing their obsession with putting Robocop in as many ads as possible.

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LG (Goldstar) TV 1990 robocop commercial (korea)

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D**N, JAPAN!!

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アース ゴキジェット（ロボコップ風）

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Why does Optimus want a Whopper? He can't even eat i--Oh wait. Maybe it's for Sam or something.

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Transformers Burger King commercial (US)

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NO RONALD PLEASE DON'T HURT ME I JUST HAD A WHOPPER YESTERDAY BUT I PROMISE I'LL ONLY EAT 20 PIECE CHICKEN MCNUGGETS WITH TANGY BBQ SAUCE ALONG WITH A BIG MAC!! NOTHING BUT THAT!! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!! I'M TOO YOUNG AND I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!! NO, RONALD!! STO--Oh. Okkkkkkk.  Dang.

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NO RONALD PLEASE DON'T HURT ME I JUST HAD A WHOPPER YESTERDAY BUT I PROMISE I'LL ONLY EAT 20 PIECE CHICKEN MCNUGGETS WITH TANGY BBQ SAUCE ALONG WITH A BIG MAC!! NOTHING BUT THAT!! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!! I'M TOO YOUNG AND I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!! NO, RONALD!! STO--Oh. Okkkkkkk.  Dang.

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JAPAN, WHY?!!

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An exhibit ad for the publishing of the Inuyasha manga in 1996.

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An exhibit ad for the publishing of the Inuyasha manga in 1996.

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Why is Inuyasha's kimono pink?

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This girl's reactions throughout playing Ocarina of Time are frickin hilarious

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This girl's reactions throughout playing Ocarina of Time are frickin hilarious

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Imagine if she just yelled a bloodcurdling scream when she had to face Dead Hand.

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1998年CM　ニンテンドウ64　ゼルダの伝説　時のオカリナ　深田恭子

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"Hey Subway. He..Hey Subway. You're starting to pi** me off." - KneeCaps

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ケンタッキーのクリスマスわここにあります

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ケンタッキーのクリスマスわここにあります

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chicken christmas kentucky christmas chicken christmas kentucky christmas chicken christmas kentucky christmas chicken christmas kentucky christmas chicken christmas kentucky christmas chicken christmas kentucky christmas chicken christmas kentucky christmas chicken christmas kentucky christmas chicken christmas kentucky christmas chicken christmas kentucky christmas chicken christmas kentucky christmas chicken christmas kentucky christmas chicken christmas kentucky christmas chicken christmas kentucky christmas chicken christmas kentucky christmas chicken christmas kentucky christmas

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ケンタッキーフライドチキン　クリスマスCM　1981年

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If you don't drink Wilkins coffee, proto-Kermit will do whatever he can to make you perish.

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If you don't drink Wilkins coffee, proto-Kermit will do whatever he can to make you perish.

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THE OTHER DUDE JUST DOESN'T WANNA DRINK WILKINS!! THE F**K, KERMIT!! YOU SADISTIC SH**!!! F**K YOU, MAN!!! THESE ADS ARE FRICKIN DARK!!! THEY SHOULDN'T BE ON TV!!!

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Wilkins Coffee - Wilkins and Wontkins (1957-1961, USA)

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Idk bout you but Bart would be the best mascot for Butterfinger

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The Simpsons Butterfinger TV Commercials (1992)

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If Gorillaz ever gets featured in another commercial, I'm just gonna be like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

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If Gorillaz ever gets featured in another commercial, I'm just gonna be like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

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2-D and Noodle are my two favorite members of the band. And this ad shows that Noodle is just too pure for this world.

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Panasonic Jaguar Racing | Noodle Announced as Global Ambassador

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But we'll watch one of them and maybe I'll be able to overcome my fear.

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But we'll watch one of them and maybe I'll be able to overcome my fear.

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A (WOAH!) and (I gotta believe!) Christmas. Let's do it.        I'm scared.

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AW NO.   THE DISEASE IS STARTING TO SPREAD.  I'VE SEEN THESE ADS BEFORE.      NO!!!  NOT JAPANESE CRASH BANDICOOT ADS!!! THE UNEASE!! THE ABSURDNESS!! THE NIGHTMARE FUEL!! AND THAT GODD**N SONG!!!! WHY!! I'VE GONE THROUGH THIS TORTURE DURING SUMMER BREAK BACK WHEN I WAS 9 YEARS OLD!!! I FELT SCARED!! THESE COMMERCIALS KEPT ME UP AT NIGHT!! I JUST COULDN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM!! I THOUGHT JAPAN WAS THE MOST BADA** COUNTRY OF ALL TIME!! BUT MY STUPID SELF DIDN'T REALIZE THAT THEY COULD PUT OUT SH** LIKE THIS!! NO. STOP!! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE THIS ON MY MIND FOR ANY LONGER!! WHY!! THAT AURA OF ODDITY AND TERROR I FELT FROM THOSE COMMERCIALS IS STARTING TO BLOOM OVER ME AGAIN!!  IT HURTS!! IT HURTS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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AW NO.   THE DISEASE IS STARTING TO SPREAD.  I'VE SEEN THESE ADS BEFORE.      NO!!!  NOT JAPANESE CRASH BANDICOOT ADS!!! THE UNEASE!! THE ABSURDNESS!! THE NIGHTMARE FUEL!! AND THAT GODD**N SONG!!!! WHY!! I'VE GONE THROUGH THIS TORTURE DURING SUMMER BREAK BACK WHEN I WAS 9 YEARS OLD!!! I FELT SCARED!! THESE COMMERCIALS KEPT ME UP AT NIGHT!! I JUST COULDN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM!! I THOUGHT JAPAN WAS THE MOST BADA** COUNTRY OF ALL TIME!! BUT MY STUPID SELF DIDN'T REALIZE THAT THEY COULD PUT OUT SH** LIKE THIS!! NO. STOP!! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE THIS ON MY MIND FOR ANY LONGER!! WHY!! THAT AURA OF ODDITY AND TERROR I FELT FROM THOSE COMMERCIALS IS STARTING TO BLOOM OVER ME AGAIN!!  IT HURTS!! IT HURTS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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One Piece was, and still is, frickin everywhere in Japan. This ad isn't even in the One Piece style. Also I love the concept of the Straw Hats and Vivi being high school students and the overall modernized version of the Alabasta arc.

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Vivi | ENG Subs | One Piece | Nissin Hungry Days Cup Noodle Promotional Series

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This Kirby's Pinball Land commercial was another piece of evidence that Nintendo of America was doing the worst kind of acid.

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This Kirby's Pinball Land commercial was another piece of evidence that Nintendo of America was doing the worst kind of acid.

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AAAUGH!!!!! THAT'S NOT EVEN KIRBY!!!

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1993 Nintendo Kirby's Pinball land Commercial

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YEAH LINK!! SAVE ZELDA AND F**K UP GANON WITH YOUR SICK A** DANCE MOVES!!

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YEAH LINK!! SAVE ZELDA AND F**K UP GANON WITH YOUR SICK A** DANCE MOVES!!

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Legend of Zelda A Link to the Past SNES Japanese Commercial (Old Zelda Dance)

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LOOK AT HOW THEY ABSOLUTELY MASSACRED THE DRAGON BALL CHARACTERS!! CURSE YOU, SEAWEED PASTE FOR RICE!!

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Dragon Ball Kai: Gohan desuyo - Commercial 1 (Japanese)

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Segata Sanshiro! Aw f**k yeeeeeeah!

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SEGA Saturn Sonic R japanese commercial with Segata Sanshiro (Remastered 1080p)

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Pretty sure one of my 5th grade classmates would by the sh** out of all of these Naruto products since she's a huge Naruto fan.

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Pretty sure one of my 5th grade classmates would by the sh** out of all of these Naruto products since she's a huge Naruto fan.

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Also that card game ad was frickin hilarious.

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IS THE KID WITH THE CHAIN A YOUNG DRAKE BELL?!!!

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IS THE KID WITH THE CHAIN A YOUNG DRAKE BELL?!!!

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Imagine if the other kid was a young Josh Peck and that's how they first met. By trading Pokemon with each other using link cables on their Game Boys.

I'D NEVER THOUGHT THAT I'D BE SO SIMPLE BUT I FOUND MY WAY I FOUND MY WAY!!!!

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What does Shinji need a razor for? He's 14.

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First it was Pizza Hut, now Puccho. Why does Attack on Titan have to be dragged into this weird sh**?

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ピーターフィッツジェラルド

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UHA味覚糖 ぷっちょ CM 進撃のちょ人篇

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Ya know those Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon Ford ads that I showed recently in the retard association? Well there's also an actual Toyota based on the frickin Principality of Zeon. God, I love you, Gundam.

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Ya know those Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon Ford ads that I showed recently in the retard association? Well there's also an actual Toyota based on the frickin Principality of Zeon. God, I love you, Gundam.

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ダイアクロン - コンボイ

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ダイアクロン - コンボイ

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Oh boy do I love this classic episode of Optimus the Tank Engine

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Diaclone - Battle Convoy (30 sec) commercial

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I-I'LL GO FIND SOME MORE OF THAT...MULAN TERIYAKI DIPPING SAUCE, MORTY!

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I-I'LL GO FIND SOME MORE OF THAT...MULAN TERIYAKI DIPPING SAUCE, MORTY!

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That's my series arc, Morty! If it takes 9 seasons, I want that McNugget dipping sauce szechuan sauce MORTY!

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McDonald's "Mulan" Szechuan Sauce Commercial (1998)

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BREAKING NEWS: This dude who really thinks he's Goku breaks into a Burger King joint and does flips and sh**.

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BREAKING NEWS: This dude who really thinks he's Goku breaks into a Burger King joint and does flips and sh**.

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The Burger King employee: GET OUT.

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This other Zelda commercial was evidence that Nintendo was on crack while doing some of their American ads

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This other Zelda commercial was evidence that Nintendo was on crack while doing some of their American ads

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The Legend of Zelda NES Commercial #2 [1986]

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Our boy Slim Shady was silent for a few days after this dropped.

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The Legend Of Zelda "It's Really Rad" - 1987 Commercial

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PEOPLE WHO PLAY ON THE NES SHOULD KNOW THAT THEIR HOUSE IS ACTUALLY THE FRICKIN NASA SPACE SHUTTLE!!

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Nintendo Entertainment System Ad - What's it like?

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OMG They're using the Spider-Man costume from the tokusatsu series.

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OMG They're using the Spider-Man costume from the tokusatsu series.

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I'd like to imagine that he would register to vote as both Peter Parker and Spider-Man. So, like, he gets two votes.

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That's not even close to Josuke's voice but his DORARARA was hard ngl.

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That's not even close to Josuke's voice but his DORARARA was hard ngl.

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An exhibit ad for the publishing of JoJo part 8 (JoJolion) in Ultra Jump.

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I'd like to imagine that after that commercial first aired, for the rest of the show, Senku would just use Snickers to turn people from stone to normal instead of the Revival Fluid.

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Aw no not Robocop again. And it's UFO Yakisoba? C'mon! Don't do Japan like that. Why is Robocop just so into Asian food?

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Natron and Freezon. WHO NAMED......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA f**k you, Tyco.

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Natron and Freezon. WHO NAMED......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA f**k you, Tyco.

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You can literally just let Hasbro figure out the names for the toys. They're better at producing Transformers stuff than you, TyGo Eat Sh** (considering that Hasbro created the franchise).

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Transformers G1 Tyco Electric Racing set Commercial (New Copy)

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Woah, woah, woah. This kid.....is too cool.

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Woah, woah, woah. This kid.....is too cool.

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Transformers G1 Power Cycle Commercial (New Copy)

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Ok?  Ok. Ok.....OK NO!! CURSED CG MARIO WILL GIVE ME NIGHTMARES FOREVER!!! He doesn't even look like his sprite from the game! Also his arms are a bit long.

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Nintendo 64 + Super Mario 64 (Anuncio de Okey)

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Yeah, Roger Craig Smith narrated a frickin Pizza Hut commercial

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Yeah, Roger Craig Smith narrated a frickin Pizza Hut commercial

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SONIC SAID MEATY!! SONIC SAID MEATY!!

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Roger Craig Smith Pizza Hut Commercial (Sonics Voice) WideScreen

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BREAKING NEWS: Some cyborg dude from Detroit (Robocop) breaks into a South Korean family's house, eats him some fried chicken, takes their fridge, and then dips the house with it.

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BREAKING NEWS: Some cyborg dude from Detroit (Robocop) breaks into a South Korean family's house, eats him some fried chicken, takes their fridge, and then dips the house with it.

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Prime directives:
1. Serve the public trust
2. Protect the innocent
3. Uphold the law
4. Eat me some Korean chicken wangs

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Robocop Fried Chicken 1990s commercial (korea)