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At this time in history a group of my people wanted to explore the other side of the world, in North America. They couldn't abide to the great rules in England, so they ran away. We could have punished them for this, however we decided to let them do it, they were off our hands in the country, they became more of an opportunity to be slaves to us by sharing that land's goods to England. So we let them colonize. I also wanted to see if they even could make it work starting their own government and industry on a land with none. When this didn't work they would come crawling back to us and we could put them to work elsewhere.

-The King

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Oh these Colonists needed to acknowledge that England has a king. If they are coming from England and trading with us, they need to pay. We created the Stamp Act where all of the colonists paper goods were taxed. This included newspapers, playing cards, legal documents, magazines, and other paper. And of course this needs to be paid in British currency because they are still from our country. Where is there right to be free?

-The King

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If these colonist hadn't thrown a fit like babies they would not have been punished. These people needed to pay for all that wastefulness of tea! Here-on out, the Coercive

Acts were put into place. The acts were the Boston Port, Massachusetts Government, Impartial Administration of Justice, and Quartering Acts. Rather than killing these people, I thought this was a rather petty, passive agressive reminder that the British rule had rule over them still.

-The King

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Oh those blo*** Americans!!

In 1775-1783, these colonist decide to rage war. Many of our men died bc they were not willing to get along with us. There were many battles that took place during this time: Battle of Lexington, Battle of Bunker Hill, Battle of Trenton, Battle of Saratoga, and the Battle of Yorktown. All of these battles were stupid. After dear General Charles Cornwallis surrendered because of the death of our leader and lack of supplies, the British people left, deciding that if these people were willing to die like this for a cause, we would let them deal with their own consequences.

-The King

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Declaration of Independence (July 4, 1776)

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Declaration of Independence (July 4, 1776)

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They're breaking up with us?? Oh good goly! They cannot do this.

At this time the colonist wanted to leave us because they state how I am a jerk by refusing and forbidding their evil desires of freedom. They want to leave this relationship because of human rights they say and they feel it is their duty to throw off government.

Well I say... Let's go to war!!

-The King

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We are just so fed up with these Americans who think they have freedom. American's at the time were participating in the Manifest Destiny. We didn't want these people to get more land, and I feel that the British never got a fair chance to keep fighting. We had increased terrifs, and burned down the white house. This of course started another war, where we also got defeated.

-The King