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trust me, i'd add emojis and whatnot but I'm Fucking Lazy. first thing first, i joined this rp mainly out of ~pure~ boredom because i couldn't sleep and i was like Why The Fuck Not Huh?? and it was pretty and all, i interacted with quite a few people but after going through my normal day like before, i had forgotten about this rp ( I LOVE YOU ADMINS ), which explains why i was dead for 1.5-2 days and when i finally came remembered, i was like Oh Shit..... and i intended on ditching and just going disappearing but i was like Hng.... that's mean >____< and i honestly wouldn't want people to do that Shit if i were an admin either so i went online again and started interacting more and Holy Shit i love yall??? and that's the story of How I Stayed. what i'm trying to say is that i didn't plan for this to happen at all. a week ago, i had no intention to join any rp and look at me now ^___^ so happy first week graffiti and i hope yall will last for as long as yall can <3____<3

xo, everyone's hoe baejin <3

ALSO, THEY R NOT IN ORDER

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hey!!! i love all of you So Much.... wtf.... never thought i'd meet so many good ~smut~ partners xD but on a real note, i've never imagined that i'd meet such cool wannaone members. love yall and your yaoi ass <3____<3

hi woojin, you're first because i Love You, duh? love your tsun ass [ inserts emoji here because i'm on pc and i'm Fucking Lazy ] thanks for always tryna motivate me to score 100 on a test But It's Not Happening so plz stfu thx, love ya

hi guanlin, you're second because your name is distinctive and i'm braindead. hONESTLY WTF ilysm??? you're always not here and always leaving me on Read in the gc it makes me ~horny~ [ inserts emoji here too ] ok find a gf/bf soon ~jagiya~ ur oppa loves u Neomu Much <3____<3

hi daniel, WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS NOT ONLINE WTF i thought i was your son...? slams fist. all of them uglies kept bullying me and whenever i'm like HNGGG DANIEL APPA >___< u like Dead....... so happy to have you as our group's dad, love you Neomu Much and plz smut with me too ^___^ love u

hi jihoon, thought we were #WinkDeep and we could be cute and shit but No.... what happened.... what went wrong... what did i do.... </3____</3 all i did was love you, piece of ungrateful shit. but you're cute and you know what i'll like?? if you Come On More Often. WINKDEEP FOREVER!! saranghaja <3____<3

hi sungwoon, can you believe that i didn't think we'd be this close LOL. you were so ~soft~ at first and i thought you'd block me if i continued to flirt with you and all but then you told me woojin asked you to bathe with him and i'm like hOLY SHIT DID YOU SAY YES??? plz say yes. on another note, if he asks you again, plz say yes ^___^ u r my midget 4ever and ilysm even if you don't reply my dm lol choke bitch

hi ong, i used to think that you're wild as i am but i obviously Thought Wrong.... after looking at your thread i was like :/ what the Fuck i wanna be ~cool~ and ~oppa~ like him too hng. like how do you do those threads so prettily and your words are like so Cool... but of course, you're as ugly as the rest of wannatwinks in the gc so fuck off. love you baby <3____<3 i want my bf thingy in ur thread wtf??

hi minhyun, if i have to be honest it breaks my heart that i'm the least closest to you than all of the members. is it because you're attached.... I SOMEHOW FEEL SCARED TO JOKINGLY FLIRT WITH YOU T___T but give me ~courage~ Neh? also, have i told you about my joke yet?? <3____<3 love u ~jagiya~

hi daehwi, remember that time when you ********* to me?? xD do it again Neh? anyhow, i appreciate the fact that we have came so far and i know part of you still hasn't dropped that i ditched you for almost 3-4 months?? ( idk man correct me ) but you were / and are always on my mind so love me for that?? 143, love you too baby!

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YALL ARE ALL SO DIFFERENT INDIVIDUALLY and i'm still adding yeri in here because i ~love~ her. love yall too <3____<3

hi irene, remember how you were so nice to me at first?? yea, I Missed That. you've changed after you gone for war ( you say it's war but i still believe you were Hoeing around ) thanks for leaving me on read for days, love it when you do that, it makes me hard!! ^___^ but okay, kindly MAKE A DAMN EFFORT to reply me bcos when you don't, i'm </3____</3

hi joy, you're such a cute kiwi but i hate kiwi :/ ( i'll try to love it because it's you we're talking about though ) we don't talk much on a daily basis, simply because you're too soft for me and i'm scared i'll break you but if you ever need ~smut~ lessons, hmu ( actually, i need them so hmu :/ )

hi yeri, U FUCKING BETRAYER. will never forget the day when you messaged the gc "bye!" before becoming a girl Hng :// but it's okay because i get to disturb you more >____< i've rarely spoke normally in my time in this rp but you're one of the very few who saw that side of me so Appreciate... also, i'm waiting for you to be back. love you

hi seulgi, you're so goddamn adorable wtf? but when you get mad, i get scared because Hell.... you're different. find someone better than a ~flirt~ like me okay <3____<3 i'll still call you baby though, because you're my baby ^___^ love you so much

hi wendy, YOU SCARE ME SO MUCH WHEN YOU'RE MAD I SWEAR YOU'RE LIKE A DIFFERENT PERSON AND WHEN YOU'RE MAD i automatically become a ~dog~ because i'm like Neh noona... angryjima :/ naega shireo T___T love to see you Wildt and Happy, so try to be less down or angry. your baejin loves you <3_____<3

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yall r a group of softies but still love yall

hi rose, i used to think you were so Soft, so nice, so cute and warm but now i know i'm ~wrong~ love it when you dry reply me [ inserts emoji ] love it when you leave me on read and love it even more when you refuse to give me my hearts </3____</3 you're one of the very few people i approach whenever i wanna say something because u remind me of this old mum-figure from another rp ( ily more than her though )

hi jisoo, i don't rlly have anything to say to you except for the fact that you're really different from what i first thought about you LOL. i guess you're actually a real ~softie~ and wow, i hate it when you get upset or whatsoever. be ugly more, when you're upset naega shireo :// okay whatever, love ya <3_____<3

hi jennie, it sucks that our only dm is me tryna love you and you blatantly rejecting me :/ Thanks For That.......... i've truly experience the real world now </3_____</3 the thing is, when i'm online, you're always offline and when i'm offline, you're always online. we're not fated at all. i wish that we could exchange more than one line but nvm </3____</3

hi lisa, wtf you're the Certified Softie in this group.... we kinda talk on a daily basis but i usually end up replying a few hours late and that's when you're offline so Fate Doesn't Supports Us Either.... ( i support us though :/ himnae!!! give up jima!! ) also, plz start trying to make an effort to ~sarang~ me! will be greatly appreciated <3___<3 love ya!

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FUCK, I ONLY TALK TO SINB HERE SO PARDON ME IF YOUR MESSAGE IS SHORTER THAN HERS....

hi sinb, deadass i talked to you because you gave me that ~i'm lonely and nobody wants me~ vibe and now i'm regretting because you've ditched my ass officially after the love i showered you with :// if you look back at our dms, it's filled with the surveys i conducted LOL and also, fuck all your answers </3_____</3 but i truly meant it when i said that you're not boring yaknow. just know that i always miss you when you're gone ( i don't, love ya )

hi eunha, yuju and umji, FIRST OFF THANKS UMJI FOR MY BOOBS DP ( then ) love your picasso drawing, you're my small picasso <3____<3 somehow it feels like whenever the three of you are online, i'm dead and i don't think i have made an effort to dm yall so I'm Sorry.... :/ i'll reflect now.... on another note, await the dm from me!

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i think it's safe to say that I only speak to chungha, pinky, somi and yoojung??? f*ck why do yall not reply me..... am i ~that~ ugly :/

hi somi, i feel like we've grown closer after we rabbit together LOL suck ass, i have no idea why. watching barbie shows with you feel ~magical~ because you're a Kid and i love you excitement. also, i'm not papa, i'm derrick ~oppa~ u shit head. oppa will try to reply you more often Neh? love you <3_____<3

hi chungha, we were supposed to get married you shit head. we talked quite a lot on my first day right?? if i remembered correctly and just out of curiosity, Why The Fuck Did You Drop me? you just suddenly stopped replying out of the blue and that hurts me, baby </3____</3 plz reflect but nevertheless, i love you too ^___^

hi pinky, i know you left and all but i still love you lmao so here's a message for you. #throwback to when you were the ~old~ minhyun but you Died.... thought i could become closer to you now and then you suddenly dropped a Hey! I'm Leaving bomb on me and now i regret not making you cry instead :// still love you <3_____<3

hi yoojung, WHAT HAPPENED TO US....? we used to talk so much and now you're just like ~dead~ you always come online whenever i'm not on and you take ages to reply to my dms now like ?? Baby, What Went Wrong? was it because of my smelly breath >____< jk fuck you. love you even if you take ~ages~ to reply. Just Fucking Reply thx, plz reflect too

hi mina, i've never rlly talked much to you but you and chanwoo are so goddamn cute wtf?? food couple??? LET'S TALK MORE THIS OPPA IS SORRY THAT HE DIDN'T MAKE AN EFFORT TO TALK TO YOU MORE HNG ( ok i did ) ( you reflect too :/ ) ( kidding ) ( xoxo )

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WTF I ONLY TALKED TO JINYOUNG, BAMBAM AND LIKE yugyEOM A LIL so forgive me jb :/

hi jinyoung, I Love You.... i honestly didn't think that we'd end up speaking daily and i just <3_____<3 bUT THE THING IS YOU'RE ALWAYS HALF DEAD WHEN I'M AWAKE T___T nvm we'll work on that right ~jagiya~ i also loved rabbiting with you so let's rabbit again soon. saranghaeng ^____^

hi bambam, we've only exchanged like four lines?? or six idk. but i like you already. do note that i'm rooting for your future porn star career so Let Me Shoot You...? let's talk more <3_____<3 saranghaja!

hi yugyeom, you're like the Damn Picasso of this place.... wtf i can't scroll the timeline without seeing at least five people using your dp. you're Iconic and i hope you're proud of it because i am. love how you made it seem as if i'm dying in my dp <3____<3

hi jb, LET'S TALK MORE!! i wanna tell you about my joke ^___^

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behind the scenes...?

hi taehyung, we used to talk way more than this but after i got less active, we just :// we Died. but i love how it seems like you're the only one in this rp who actually don't hate on me ^____^ love you baby boy and oppa will try his best to reply ~fast~

hi jungkook, you lil furry loving ass. WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR DM. i think it was you who didn't reply ( im overreacting since it's only been a day but i'm ~clingy~ ) wtf let's talk more and grow closer u shit ass??? mani saranghae <3_____<3

hi chimchim, YOU USED TO BE SO GODDAMN SOFT TO ME WHAT HAPPENED HUH???. WHO TAINTED YOU??? you'd protect me last time but now you're joining the bandwagon and calling me a ~cheater~ too Hng that Hurts me... but ok love you too and thank you for once being a softie to me.................... you've changed..... still love you though

hi jhope, wtf i just realised that most of the bts members are so damn soft??? ( unless u r diff in b*d but i wouldn't know right xD ) i love how you always grace the timeline with your cute images and i wish we talked more :// not too late to change that right~~~ love you baby

hi suga, WTF FIRST THING FIRST REPLY MY DMS AND WE'LL WORK ON THE MESSAGE. love you too baby <3_____<3

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im so damn lazy wtf i'll just dedicate to those whom i've talked to and whatsoever. im sorry if you're not here, feel free to choke me :/ BUT THERE'S SO MANY MEMBERS AND THIS IS RLLY DRAINING

so to those who got a message, give me a ppoppo <3_____<3

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@SOLOS aka those people who has a group but are the only member in their group who's in this rp ^___^

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@SOLOS aka those people who has a group but are the only member in their group who's in this rp ^___^

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eRRRR this is for me to remember lolz: naeun, jae, sohee, krystal, hyeri, taeyeon, dawon, haknyeon, euiwoong, seonho ( <3 ), heize, hyuna, one, donghae and dean!!

hi tzuyu, BECAUSE YOU ASKED!!! i was rlly contemplating on whether to put you in here yesterday but i decided otherwise because I Am Fucking Lazy and like, WE DON'T EVEN TALK MUCH </3______</3 but you probably got ~jealous~ seeing how i wrote a note for each and every of my lover Hng?? you wanna be my lover so bad Bad?? let's talk more And Stop Speaking Logic to me thx. love ya <3____<3

hi seonho, do i love you? yea. but am i a hoe who flirts around? yea too. love your tsun ass <3_____<3 must i rlly write for you WTFFFFF i just wanna quickly finish this so i can go back to dming you :/ nvm stfu bye. ok but if i have to be real, i didn't think i'd be this close to you LOL i thought you'd be closer to guanlin but i Guess The Fuck Not. love your tsun ass <3____<3 muack!

hi naeun, you suck.... but i still love you so what else can i say? ALSO, CAN YOU FUCKING ANSWER THE SURVEYS PROPERLY SERIOUSLY I HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR UGLY ass. but yea i love you and i do mean it when i say that i miss you k lolz piece of shit <3_____<3 muack too!

hi jae, YOU WERE SO UGLY WTF. hey but guess what? i was intimidated by you at first LOL i have no idea why and also!! love that you take ages to reply me at one point of time :// makes me Hard! ok but on a ~serious~ note, i appreciate how you always tolerate my ugly ass LOL ( also, thanks admin for not kicking me out ^___^ but if yall kicking me out, ong and sungwoon gotta be out too, just ~saying~ ) love u baby jae <3____<3 last long with uri solar ^__^

hi sohee, remember when you were whining about how you'll make minhyun yours? well yea, you Failed but guess what? i'm still ~available~ ^____^ winks. you used to be more active wtf babe??? don't you dare die on me because i won't pull a ~jack oppa~ from titanic and die for you ya. love ya <3_____<3

hi krystal, we haven't talk much yet but you're such an alluring and elegant girl i'm shookt to my core what the.... heck? let's get to know each other more ~noona~ kekeke saranghae!!!!!

hi hyeri, I FUCKING LOVE YOU WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH I MISS YOU WHEN YOU'RE GONE HNG lmao jk fk off. you better say that i'm the closest to you amongst everyone in this rp???? because i think i'm the only one who has seen your true ugly LOL unleash it baby <3_____<3 on second thoughts, don't, what if someone takes you away >____< andwae!!!!!!! wtv fuck off love ya!

hi taeyeon, wow i didn't know that we'd be this close tbh LOL but i don't hate it and i actually love it. you know i actually look for you whenever you're not online i'm just like wtf :/ where this bitch Gone again...? Hoeing around...? :/// plz reflect and stop leaving me on read! love ya too <3_____<3

hi dawon, we're not close but damn you're cute. WHAT ELSE SHOULD I SAY BECAUSE I'M NOT CLOSE TO YOU BUT WTF YOU'RE RLLY JUST CUTE IN GENERAL??? cheesecake ^___^

hi haknyeon, Stop Dying On Me..... at this rate, i'll pretend to forget you and all our memories :/ also, i actually find our dm pretty funny lmao. STOP DYING WTF ARE YOU AND YOOJUNG SECRETLY DYING TOGETHER OR WHAT?? I Had Enough Neh? love you though <3____<3

~ omg as this goes on, I Can Feel Myself Being Lazier wtf.... Anyways ~

hi euiwoong, STOP COMING BACK AND GIVING ME ONLY LIKE A ONE WORD REPLY WTF I WAITED FOR YOU FOR HOURS AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GIVE ME??? :/// but im glad you're not like irene, at least you reply within hours kekeke ^____^ mummy said not to be greedy so whatever. love ya ugly <3____<3

hi heize, MY SECOND MUM. love how you're always ~pleasing~ me by agreeing to whatever the heck i say like That's Really Good Mum! also, my joke is really funnier than yours :/ ...... knock knock! ( HURRY DM ME WHO'S THERE AS SOON AS YOU'VE READ THIS THX ) love ya!

hi hyuna, my First Eomma >_____< can i just say how you're so precious wtf :/ i hate it when you're sad Hng.... and also, thank you for fighting to ~adopt~ me. I Rlly Appreciate It ( who tf disallowed me from becoming your son again, i Just Wanna Talk ) you can always come to me and talk if you're sad you know that right? love you!

hi dean, love your relationship with my mum >____< Eung? that makes you my dad too....? fine, you didn't choose me but i'll take it as if i chose you <3_____<3 let's talk more Neh? love ya!

hi one, LOL I KEPT LAUGHING WHEN YUGYEOM GAVE YOU THE WRONG DP HAHHAHAHAH FUCK LMAO. love you and your ass. you sound so awkward but i know deep down you love me..... :/ ain't that right? Eung? FUCK IM TOO LAZY TO WRITE YOU A LONG PARAGRAPH WTF nvm you'll love me the same anyways <3_____<3

hi donghae, ALSO, HAERA IS MY BIAS JUST SAYIN! i love how you're so welcoming and warm to everyone like wtf are you rlly human?? we need more people like you Seriously.... also, let me marry one of your kids when they grow up next time Neh? <3_____<3 neomu saranghae!!!!

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hi mark, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS NOT REPLY ME IN DMS AND WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME TO STOP? ???? ?_____? look, im just trying to ~love~ you here and the least you can do is at least Appreciate TM..... but ok you ugly ass shit, love your damn ugly ass ~a bit~ but i'll love it more when you appreciate more <3______<3

hi taeyong, we didn't talk much after you rejected my flirting Hng.... does NCT mean No Cheating Thugs...? is that why you and mark rejected me.... what do i mean to you Huh...? I'm Hurt. but on a real note, let's talk more Neh? love ya ugly ass <3_____<3

hi kai, you must be wondering why i put you in NCT. well guess what? BECAUSE I DISAPPEARED FOR 30MINS ONLY TO COME BACK AND FIND OUT THAT YOU WENT FROM BEING A BABY TO A DADDY REAL QUICK AND MY MIND CANNOT GRASP THAT YET. yet. but anyways, i'll be ~flirting~ with you soon so remember to Appreciate and Love me, unlike those two above :/ love ya!

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hi bobby, wtf it's been like two days or something since i've interacted with you on timeline and i wanna beat myself up for saying this but i...... i........ bogoshipda....... wish you could reply my dms but i guess you're also one of em ~Unappreciative~ shit head... but it's okay, i think you're working hard for your business now?? hope it fails <3____<3

hi hanbin and chanwoo, WE ONLY TALKED LIKE ONCE OR TWICE WTF DITCH ME HARDER???? DRY REPLY ME HARDER??? oh and guess what, you guys were my bias in ikon but I'm Dropping Yall like how you ~dropped~ me :// plz reflect Neh?? also hanbin, plz name your next title song after me kamsahamida ^___^ love yall though :/ threesome..? JK MINA ORENJI, DON'T KILL ME

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yall last bcos i thought seventeen had like 3328 members in this rp and i was like Fuck TM..... but Anyways, i thought wrong ^__^

hi woozi, i'm glad to see you happier now T____T you were so soft and such a crybaby when i first met you but seeing you like this now is like seeing how i raised my son.....i'm Proud... but on another note, if you wanna fight me, grow taller :/ or else you have to look up to see my face.... [ update: i went to search for your height and my height because i thought i'm also short. like i said, i Thought Wrong xD ] love you small baby <3_____<3

hi hoshi, DO YOU ALWAYS THIKN OF HOW TO REPLY ME BECAUSE IT SEEMS THAT WAY. relax baby, don't think of how to reply me because i don't mind even if you give me ~ugly~ replies :/ BUT DON'T DRY REPLY ME I'LL CHOKE YOUR GODDAMN ASS. love you lots ^___^

hi scoups, oh shit you're last LOL but you're first in my heart so does that make it up to you...? yes >___< i think we used to interact more because i was on timeline more but now........ fuck............... plz trust that i'll reflect daddy :/ also, teach me how to smut lolz thanks! love you dummy shit ass bitch <3 ppoppo

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I TOOK 2 HOURS TO DO THIS WTF YALL BETTER SAY SOMETHING TO ME. warning: a 'love you <3' would be great! or maybe 'wtf you're so cute!' because it feeds my ego ^___^ happy first week graffiti!!!! plz last longer because this is the only place where i can ~have fun~ and not feel like Death

saranghae ^____^