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No hands means you can't do much. I would rather have hot sauce on my face than to not be able to use my hands. 

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No hands means you can't do much. I would rather have hot sauce on my face than to not be able to use my hands. 

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Because BLINDNESS

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once the superglue dries, it will rip your skin off...when you pull your hands apart

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It is very bad for your eyes and entire face

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Superglue. I think hot sauce will clear my pores

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Of course it's the superglue option. Have you ever lost use of your hands. You can't open most doors, pick up a cup to drink, or give a hug! Plus, superglue does soak into your pores, probably does some real damage, even if you can find a nontoxic solvent to remove the stuff :(

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SUPER GLUE MY FACE WITH HOT SAUCE

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You can wash off hot sauce more easily

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Want to swim with Dory!