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Dav Pilkey has written and illustrated numerous popular, award-winning books for children, including the Captain Underpants and Dumb Bunnies series.

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Funny book titles catch your attention.

The title of a book is important, and it can take on a few forms. It can be straightforward and explain what the book is about. It can be mysterious, encouraging readers to want to discover more by picking up the book.

And sometimes, the title can be downright hilarious, whether or not it falls into the first or second category...or a different one all together.

Find below over 40 hilarious, cringeworthy, and funny book titles. All of these are real books, rather than spoofs. Sometimes the reasoning behind the titles becomes evident and other times, it's simply meant to make you laugh.

Love these? You'll also love 30 hilariously cringeworthy book titles.

Hilarious, Cringeworthy, and Funny Book Titles

Always Ask A Man: The Key To Femininity

Being a white woman in the 1960s must've been exhausting.

And on the Eighth Day God Created Hairdressers

We're all blessed for this.

The Bible and Flying Saucers

Together forever.

Brainwashing is a Cinch!

Both self-help and a how-to.

Carma Sutra: The Auto‑Erotic Handbook

It even gets model specific.

Catflexing: A Catlover's Guide to Weightlifting, Aerobics & Stretching

No cat would agree to this.

The Commuter Pig Keeper

This isn't about piggy banks.

Cooking to Kill: The Poison Cook-book

If this is on shelf at someone's house, pass on dinner.

Gallop Your Maggot: The Ultimate Book of Sexual Slang

I don't know if the title or the cover is funnier here.

Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop: And Other Practical Advice In Our Campaign Against The Fairy Kingdom

Fairies are pesky creatures.

Hookers or Cake: Animal Spirits, Pop Culture, God and Robots

Why not both?

How to Cook Husbands

I'm intrigued!

How to Enjoy Your Weeds

Everything on Earth has a purpose.

How To Make Your Wife Your Mistress

No carma sutra?

How To Teach Quantum Physics To Your Dog

Valuable information for good boys.

How to Train Goldfish Using Dolphin Training Techniques

That fish is not amused.

How YOU Are Like Shampoo

Trademark your Trademark.

I Gave You My Heart, but You Sold It Online

I hope it brought in a good sum.

If The Devil "Made" You Do It, You Blew It

Maybe the devil was behind the fashion decisions made here.

The Joy of Water Boiling

It's hot.

Living with Crazy Buttocks

I have questions.

The Llama of Death

No one ever suspects the llama.

Men Who Knit & The Dogs Who Love Them

Then the men teach the dogs quantum physics.

My Big Book of Pretty Pussies

The mouse just adds to it.

Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Mind Power: How to Use the Other 90% of Your Mind to Increase the Size of Your Breasts

Hmm.

Natural History of Vacant Lots

Fascinating!

No, He's Not a Monkey, He's an Ape and He's My Son

Sounds like a Lifetime movie.

Pet Goats & Pap Smears

I'll skip opening my heart and mind at the line of goats at my next pap smear.

Practical Muskrat Raising

Practical is key here.

Raccoons Are the Brightest People

"A one of a kind book" for sure.

Still Stripping After 25 Years

You go, Eleanor!

Spinsters Are Wonderful People

It's a periodical, raising awareness of the power of spinsters.

Teach Your Wife To Be A Widow

After you make her your mistress, of course.

Toilet Paper Origami

No longer is the family argument about whether the roll goes over or under.

What Bird Did That?

Fess up, pheasants.

Who Cares About Elderly People?

The contrast in the title and the book series "child's play" is especially disheartening.

Why Isn't God Giving Cash Prizes?

I've always wondered myself.

Who Peed On My Yoga Mat?

If you were at goat yoga recently, the answer is easy.

The Worst Thing a Suburban Girl Could Imagine

Is it the plant? The paper? The bottle of water?

Zombie Raccoons & Killer Bunnies

Maybe raccoons aren't the best people after all.

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Funny Book Titles To Make You Laugh, Snort, and Cringe | Book Riot

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Funny book titles catch your attention. The title of a book is important, and it can take on a few forms. It can be straightforward and explain what the book is about. It can be mysterious, encouraging readers to want to discover more by picking up the book.

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It was really awful.

It... it was awful, an awful day.. I was watching Adventure Time with my little brother, Charlie as usual, he always loved the show and watched it every day, until one day, this very awful day, the adventure opening was different... there was blood and gore everywhere, where it showed the two penguins kissing.. it was even more disturbing, they were eating out eachothers entrails while the other penguins watched! It was really creepy and I wanted to turn it off but Charlie was laughing and told me to keep it on. That is where it got even more disturbing, the ice king was.... raping princess bubblegum in the asshole, blood squirted out and the ice king looked at me and Charlie "This is my Glacier" he whispered and moved over to marceline who was doing the most disturbing thing of all time, she was eating a penguin and looked at us like the ice king but didn't say anyt hing her eyes were blank, then it moved onto the candy kingdom which was more disturbing... the candy people were all killing each other, robbing each other and having BDSM sex with each other, Charlie frowned and got really scared, but he wanted to see the rest, but oh boy we shouldn't of seen the rest, it was Finn and Jake... their eyes were out and it was really scary, Charlie ran out and started vomiting in the bathroom and then Finn and Jake looked at me with a menacing look, they told me the following. "Join us...." "Join us...." The blood was hyper realistic and Finn started screaming, they ordered me to say the following, "Say this... kcuf ym gnikcuf efil." I then repeated what they told

me to say like an idiot, suddenly things got even more disturbing!

IT GOT EVEN WORSE!!!

HITLER CAME OUT AND HE WAS EVEN MORE SCARY ALONG WITH FINN AND JAKE, THEY WERE LAUGHING MENACNGLY AT ME AND I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO! "Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil!" They repeated and charged towards me, Hitler grasped onto my arms while Jake grabbed onto my feeble bony legs, suddenly Finn approached me with a grin on his face, I was sweating, what was he going to do to me, I didn't know but I closed my eyes and was ready to take it. I heard the sou nd of someone pulling their pants down and it.. was taking a shit, I couldn't help but open my eyes, Finn was shitting on me, his brown shit falling over my white face, it stained it permamently and I almost vomited! Jake laughed and Hitler done a high-five to him, I couldn't take it! I was crying, Finn slapped me and grabbed my chin, he opened his mouth wide as his small black eyes stared into my mine. He was breathing in my life force and I felt weak, where was mom and dad, where was Charlie? Suddenly as I thought that, Charlie rushed in, barging into Finn! Finn fell down, laughing but Hitler and Jake frowned and approaches Charlie, without mercy ripped him limb from limb, Charlie cried and so did I, why did this happen it was so hyper-realistic! Finn had maggots coming out of him, there was blood every where, too much blood that it could fill the whole word! Finn dragged me towards my window and forced me to look outside, sharks were biting everyone outside and squirrels nibbled on their dead corpses, I looked at them and asked "Why?" Finn didn't answer back, instead he smashed my head against the glass, causing me to fall onto my trampoline.

Ughhh... my head hurt, but at least the permament shit was gone, I stood up and climbed my garden fence, I had to get out of here. Suddenly I saw my friend, Moses have his balls

chopped off, I had no time to save him, so I ran away into downtown, hoping that it was safe there, but it wasn't there were Evil

Patrixxx everywhere, destroying the cars with their laser eyes. The Evil Patrixxx was unstoppable, no one could kill them and the adventure time cast helped them rule over the world, I was gasping for breath, the Evil Patrixxx almost spotted me, but I hid under a car, the world was ending, I was so scared on how Evil Patrixxx did this! This must have to do with what happened with Crecolio when Patrixxx was fighting Jeff the Killer and Patrixxx betrayed Crecolio! D'arvit Adventure time! You bastards! I wandered around helpless, the Evil Patrixxx was a force not to be messed with. Suddenly Princess Bubblegum and Ice King came, they grabbed onto their knifes and smiled at me. "Prepare to die!!!" I made a scream but suddenly, someone came and helped me, it was freezypop from my favorite show, Dragonzballp! I looked up to Freezypop, he flew over to me and smiled. "Don't worry kiddo, all in a days work, now let's get outta here!" I

trusted Freezypop and so I flew with him. "We gotta get out of here!" I screamed, but Freezypop ignored me, he wanted to Kill the Patrixxx army. "I'm gonna kill them all!" "No you can't Freezypop, they are too powerful!" Freezypop frowned, he placed me onto the floor and flew away to the Patrixxx fleet. Freezypop's life was cut short, the patrixxx destroyed Freezypop with their beautiful eyes.. "NOOOOOOO" I screamed and I ran away far far away. Poor Freezypop, he didn't deserve it, I felt a cold hand on my shoulder, it was finn accompanied by Goku and Hitler, I pissed myself as they looked at me."Were gonna have fun with you... :)" Goku said menacing as usual, he was my favorite villain on Dragonzballp but right now he was a dick!

"Why.." I asked so politely, Finn smiled. "Oh, were just here for the fun of it kiddo, no hard feelings..." "Goku finish him off." Goku placed his hand on my face, his coursing through my face, it was over, all of it, this was the end of the world, I was so scared and then Goku shot me in the head and then a skeleton popped out!

EVIL PATRIXXX IS GONNA GET YOU, DON'T EVEN TRY LEAVING THIS PLACE OR YOU WILL GET KILLED!

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It... it was awful, an awful day.. I was watching Adventure Time with my little brother, Charlie as usual, he always loved the show and watched it every day, until one day, this very awful day, the adventure opening was different... there was blood and gore everywhere, where it showed the two penguins kissing..

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this is a really nice book/show

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The false Prince Series

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Hidden Figures

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Find the complete Dragon Ball book series by Akira Toriyama. Great deals on one book or all books in the series. Free US shipping on orders over $10.

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Each book in my series tells a terrifying and thrilling story from history, through the eyes of a kid who lived to tell the tale.

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Lord of the Rings is the classic fantasy story of Frodo Baggins.

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Listen here, it is Marvel, so obviously I gotta read it.

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A story about a girl in middle school who has a back medical condition, and struggles to play soccer and hide her back brace from her friends

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read this book because its a good book and intristing

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future read

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Listen here, it is Marvel, so obviously I gotta read it.