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ok ugly bozo zero pr zero life zero earning diff not got that from piece control guy

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ok ugly bozo zero pr zero life zero earning diff not got that from piece control guy

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Ohio faumun tax rizz your getting mogged

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Ohio faumun tax rizz your getting mogged

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OK master yapper like you yap so much im reporting you to epic games get ready for this nuke to hit your mom grrr you make me so angry you mr mewwing get mogged blud

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OK master yapper like you yap so much im reporting you to epic games get ready for this nuke to hit your mom grrr you make me so angry you mr mewwing get mogged blud

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yall some nigs

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yall are goofy er then skibkiki toliet ohio fanum tax rizzer of mewing get mogged litte bobit you ohio skin walker

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yall are goofy

8 year old kid

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YALL ARE WEIRD I AM 8 YEARS OLD

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soooooooo cool

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l was at home l

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baba dook

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American Express Biweekly Salary Deposit: $3,488

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I've worked for this company since college graduation... 12 years! How can I be that old? 

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I've worked for this company since college graduation... 12 years! How can I be that old? 

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Might as well answer some emails for work.

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Better rifle through the clothes bins! Just saw the news...

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In an attempt to understand the early wake up call, I ask "Explain to me again why you got up so early..."

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IT'S SATURDAY. WHY AM I UP??????????????????????

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sleepy/cranky/small child hands at it again...

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Little boy wipes up every drop - kids are so eager to please at that age...

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Aaaaaand we're up.

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After failed persuasion, child wants nothing to do with snuggling.

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Jolted awake by tiny hands right at the spot where my hair meets my shoulder, pulling it like I was caught in a catfight.