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I would mess with Americans elections and make sure gas prices go back down

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I would mess with Americans elections and make sure gas prices go back down

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I’d have an illegal pet like a pet koala or a pet penguin

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I would also frame the people I don’t like for murder, and annex California 

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I would also frame the people I don’t like for murder, and annex California 

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Take a bat and get to hit the people that I don’t like like a piñata

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I would marry the richest man in the world and then kill him and take all of his money. Then buy the biggest luxury boat and live on it for the majority of the year while also living in Spain in the summer

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Somehow screw with the powerball numbers so I win

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Somehow screw with the powerball numbers so I win

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Go where the print money and print a bunch of legal bills and just print millions of dollars

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Go where the print money and print a bunch of legal bills and just print millions of dollars

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Rob a bank

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Commit major fraud, stealing millions. Then I would kidnap a prince or like the queen of England and charge billions in ransom 

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Commit major fraud, stealing millions. Then I would kidnap a prince or like the queen of England and charge billions in ransom 

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I would rob every store and get everything I wanted.

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I would definitely start a tiktok account of just me ranting about my seriously controversial opinions. Raisins are good.. fight me