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Sebastian, I order you to entertain me...

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Man. Are'nt Amber alerts just the greatest?

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Man. Are'nt Amber alerts just the greatest?

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Find grell and tell him that Sebby will be doing 8 sexy posses today

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WHY DON'T WE HAVE A GRRRREEEEEELLLLLLLLL

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WHY DON'T WE HAVE A GRRRREEEEEELLLLLLLLL

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Then Ill steel your kitty

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you have to do what I say...

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I don't love you

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Does whatever a spider pig does

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CIEL IS MINE

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<YOU DIDN'T SPELL THAT RIGHT!

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Ciel is mine! Back Off!

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It is legal to kill sick mental people, don't get mental.

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I'm way too confused right now...

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Nothing but RolePlay, anime, and more anime!!