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Where is the cat?bought my hodge in the morning three oks of meat and, having taken home, I went about my business. And the wife called her friends and arranged for them a wonderful treat. When Khodja returned, he gave him pilau from bulgur - on the water.Hodja said:- If you did not have, let's say, time to cook a meat dish, could not you have thrown some fatty pieces into the bulgur for flavoring?To this the wife replied:"I wanted to, but it was a story." When I was busy, your favorite striped cat popped up from somewhere and ate all the meat. I came, I look - she licked.Khoja ran and brought scales. He pulled a cat out from under the barbecue and weighed it; it turned out exactly three oxides. Then he said to his wife:"Ah, you are shameless!" If it's a cat, where did the meat go? And if the meat - where is the cat?

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Where is the cat?bought my hodge in the morning three oks of meat and, having taken home, I went about my business. And the wife called her friends and arranged for them a wonderful treat. When Khodja returned, he gave him pilau from bulgur - on the water.Hodja said:- If you did not have, let's say, time to cook a meat dish, could not you have thrown some fatty pieces into the bulgur for flavoring?To this the wife replied:"I wanted to, but it was a story." When I was busy, your favorite striped cat popped up from somewhere and ate all the meat. I came, I look - she licked.Khoja ran and brought scales. He pulled a cat out from under the barbecue and weighed it; it turned out exactly three oxides. Then he said to his wife:"Ah, you are shameless!" If it's a cat, where did the meat go? And if the meat - where is the cat?

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OUR JOKE

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The Pot

Nasredin Hodja borrowed a pot from his friend. The next day, he gave the pot to his friend back. In addition to this pot, he gave him another smaller pot.

His  friend looked at the small pot, and said, "What's that?"

"Your pot gave birth while I had it," said Nasreddin, "so I am giving its child to you."

His friend, happy to receive the bonus, did not ask another question. week later, Nasreddin once again borrowed the same pot from his friend. After a week passed, the friend asked Nasreddin to return it.

"I can't," said Nasreddin.

"Why not?" his friend asked.

"Well," Nasreddin answered, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news…but your pot has died."
"What?" his friend asked in a big surprise. "A pot can't die!"

"Well, you believed that it gave birth," said Nasreddin, "but  why can't  you believe that it died?

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Who is Nasreddin Hodja?
• One of Turkey’s most endearing figures
• He is a symbol of Turkish humor and his stories have passed from one generation to the next
• It is believed that he lived in the 13th or 14th century in TURKEY.

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"What?" his friend asked in a big surprise. "A pot can't die!"

"Well, you believed that it gave birth," said Nasreddin, "but  why can't  you believe that it died?