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It visits me every month.

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Why couldn’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?

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Why couldn’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?

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Because they are always a little short.

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I calculated how much money I spent last month. Now I just need to figure out where I got that money from.

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Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous.

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Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous.

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It might damage their memory.

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A - In the bond market.

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Q: Why didn’t you report your stolen credit card?    A: The thief was spending less then me.

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Q: Why didn’t you report your stolen credit card?    A: The thief was spending less then me.

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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Why are canine lawyers always so broke? Because they love to work pro-bone-o. ---From Esther

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A girl asks her mothers "How old are you?" Her mother replied "Older than most mortgages."

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Q: Why did the goose have a big tax refund?

A: Because his bill was tax de-duck-table.

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Q: What is the capital city of the Philippines?

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Q: What is the capital city of the Philippines?

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A: Money-la (Manila)

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Why did the Canadian dollar go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little loonie!

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Where do actors that don’t pay taxes perform?

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Where do actors that don’t pay taxes perform?

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In the audit-orium.

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Q: Why didn’t you report your stolen credit card?    A: The thief was spending less then me.

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Why did the piggy bank go to the doctor?

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Why did the piggy bank go to the doctor?

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Because it couldn't find a cent of purpose in life!

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Probably in the blood bank.

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A: Reality!

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A: You look flushed.

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where does a penguin keep its money?
In a snow bank.

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but all mine ever says is
Goodbye!

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Q: If marriage is grand, then what is divorce? A: Ten grand!

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Q: If marriage is grand, then what is divorce? A: Ten grand!

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A: Billionaire

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A: Because we all knead it.

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Q: Why did the student eat his dollar bill?           A: His mother told him it was for lunch.

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Q: Why did the student eat his dollar bill?           A: His mother told him it was for lunch.

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Q: What does one penny say to the other penny?  

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Q: What does one penny say to the other penny?  

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A: Let's get together and make some cents.