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happy happy birthday!

i know i've been very distant lately due to my hiatus but you always hold a special place in my heart as a precious friend i don't ever want to lose. ♡

thank you for accompanying me and making the nights in ahoy less lonely, also for saying it's okay to be gay during my confession sessions HAHAHA. it might've been a joke to begin with, but it still warmed my heart. :p i do hope your sleeping schedule is better as of now though!

thank you for being yourself and always making everyone feel at home with your healing presence. i hope we can make even more new exciting memories together soon, and (not)rabbit also!

mahal kita, kaibigan. hope you spend this day wonderfully. go get some well deserved h(entai) from huan.

love,

disciple juju.

p.s. i can't believe i'm posting such a heartfelt message under a shrek gifset. that's h*t.

p.p.s. oh shit it boosted it to the front of the page instead. shrek must've wanted me out of his swamp. 💔

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hAPPY BIRTHDAY SA AMING JOWA #1!!!
nawa’y pagpapalain ka ng mas maraming jowa aY MAS MARAMING BLESSINGS PALA HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH andito lang kami pag ready ka na lumabas dyan sa lungga mo HAHAHAHAAHAHAH yun lang we sarang u!!!! 🤙

- caly

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happy birthday, xav! my partner in crime (leeching). wishin u the best in life always. we've known each other for.. about 4 months now? and i feel like you're one of the friends i can talk to freely so quickly. you have a really kind and approachable aura? like someone i know who can be trusted. that's probably why you're loved by many others as well! just keep being you, okay? i hope life's treating you good. let's talk more once we're both free! been wanting some more tea time aha.. jk. anyway, happy birthday again! ily. < 3

with love,
piper.

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happy bday to the best minecraft housekeeper in EXISTENCE 😍 xav ur such a fun dude to be around i hope ur bday is as much of a hoot as u are omg i miss u a lot and i know we don’t talk a lot since my ass is ABSENT but what i do know is that u deserve to have the best day and the best time with the best people and THATS THAT ON THAT 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼 i love u champ have a good one xoxoxoxox from urs truly, ivy

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Hope that you can read the clock properly now 🤩

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Hope that you can read the clock properly now 🤩

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First of all, HAPPY BIRTHDAY for my favourite person. Okay that's it because i don't know what to say anymore. jks. but hey, remember the first time i found out that you were born on October too and also a Libra? During that Ted and Liz movie rabbit night? hehe. So hey, today is finally the day you told us about, the day where ** years ago you were delivered into this world and you know what, i'm so happy that i'm still here to celebrate your birthday this year! I might say, t̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶l̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶i̶t̶s̶ ̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶b̶e̶a̶u̶t̶i̶f̶u̶l̶ ̶a̶n̶g̶e̶l̶ haha i mean a circus lost its best clown? jks again. But hey, it's your birthday and i hope you can enjoy every seconds of it today, also every other day actually, but hopefully you will enjoy it 1000x more today, laugh the hardest, smile the biggest, because now, today, is the day where you celebrate another amazing year of yours.

I hope that your previous number really treated you well and i hope that amazing things happened in that number age of yours that now has replaced with a new number. I wish that this year, you will even be a better person! i mean you are already amazing with everything but i really hope beautiful things will happen more this year also upcoming years and you will even become more mature than before! but remember to not lose that innocence and sparks of a kid in your heart, as always, it's always the one who makes you feel ... what do i call it. haha.

Since it is your birthday, i hope that you will get so many cakes, and hopefully it's homemade ones because you deserve all the cakes in the world, the best ones of course! i wish for you to even be more healthier, wealthier, cuter, taller, smarter, happier and all the best for you! don't cry because you are a hag because hey at least you get to buy so many cakes with every flavours that are available on your own!! other than that, i hope that in the upcoming days, you will always be blessed, loved, and cherished by everyone. hoping that people around you will always guide you to walk on the flower paths only.

Nothing really means more than your happiness and well-being, so once again, my bestfriend, my brother, my beta, and my boyfriend, happy birthday, wyatb, gbu 🥳 hoping that mario kart will give you yellow taxi today. i love you ♡

p.s i need to thank your mom and dad because they gave birth to you and raised you into an amazing person who brings joy in so many people's lives. Very thankful of you existance <3

ㅡ minhyungpnw

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Dear Xavana,

Isa kang malaking flop chz. first of all happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy birthday (tryna reach the 500 words requirement by huan. ok jk) sobrang thankful talaga ako sa presence mo in my life. you bring so much positivity kasi sobrang kulit mo (in a good way) kaya i'm inspired na maging makulit rin. it's always fun talking to you because it's all laughter and dumb shit. i'm also thankful na you're always there willing to listen to my petty rants ikaw lang nakakaintindi sa mga ka petty-han ko haHAHAGSGA.

i never knew i'd have a best friend that's so similar to me like?!??? we're basically the same person now i didn't even think it's possible but here we are. you will forever remain as one of the most important people in my life. i wish you spend a great great birthday! if ur happy im happy ok xoxo. sana matupad lahat ng pangarap mo sa buhay. tara maging mayaman tayong dalawa ha para makabili tayo mansyon at maka flex tayo

happy birthday uli!! LOVE U SO MUCH!!! <3_____<3

-sian

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i know we've known each other for a short period of time but i can feel the connection teh HAHAHAHA i probably have met you before but the first time i remember meeting you was from alec. he introduced me to his friends and you were one of them. idk if i kinda regret or what? JOKE HAHAHAHA but i'm happy that he introduced me to you, i only have a handful of moots and it wouldn't hurt having you in it too. we've only shared a couple of memories together and i wouldn't mind sharing (ugly) memories with more. *rolling eye emoji* but happiest birthday to you, bub!!!!!!!! stay happy and healthy. take care of huan too :p JAPAN (just always pray at night) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA cheers to friendship! (debut lang ampeg? )

i luv ya! gawan mo ko ng shake ha. mwa
- cols ❤️

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hello and welcome to hag nation, i hope you enjoy your stay- jk. i don't really know what to say since we've never talked much until now even though we've known each other for quite some time, but even if we only started talking, you're one of the people i enjoy talking to, yiee.

i hope you have a good birthday and that your wishes come true! please stay healthy, get that cake on your special day and eat lots 💪 just wanna thank your birth giver for bringing you into this world, for making us laugh and smile with your humor. please last long with huan, take care of him or i knock your teeth out.

dahil birthday mo, pasasakayin kita sa jeep ko at mag bbeep beep beep tayo.

happy birthday again, xav!!
❤️ lian.

here's a doodle pic of us. 😳 HAHSJDKDK

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Oi, Xav. I never really said it genuinely but i’m glad you and huan have each other. Even though i’m not sure whether huan gets any benefit for dating you 🤷🏻‍♂️. You guys really complete each other. Huan’s no jam, and you’re kinda funny in a bad way; competitive as fuck, salty, and annoying. Like what i said before, 2/3 of your body is composed of SALT. That’s why my tension goes up whenever you’re around.

I still remember when you told me that you thought i was intimidating. You’re probably the ugliest doyoung i’ve ever met, you rped him well. Even though i was originaly your bf’s friend, i am now your friend too. You can always talk to me when you’re bored or do things that made us closer; trashtalking lmfao. Thank you for keeping up with my cold ass traits, for being annoying at inappropriate times, and for dating my ugly ass friend. If you HURT HIM, i won’t do anything about it. He’s a mfkin adult ffs. 🤷🏻‍♂️

And here comes the main content of this post. Welcome to Hag Nation. /drops microphone/

I loathe you,
Alec.

P.s: the turtle sex video and the xx pics are from me. mwah.

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Xavier,

My dearest seatmate, you are officially 12 days older than me once again! Happy birthday oldie!

I am forever grateful you have been there from when we were fun-sized up til now. Being able to hear all your crazy stories and weirdest adventures has brought upon so much color in a day full of routines. You give me the warmest reunions every time we talk and it would just feel like I haven't missed out on anything. Whenever something's up, we laugh so hard at each other's miseries and that alone brings me so much positivity.

Thank you for always allowing me to be myself, to see things the way I see them. I *sometimes* get judged in all caps but at the end of the day, you stick by my side. Thank you for trusting my make-believe math solutions – with you, I've felt like a math wizard for years! Thank you for reminding me that I, too, deserve to be happy every time I let myself get drowned by my 2am thoughts. Thank you for being the best seatmate someone could ever have. You never fail to make life much more interesting.

Whenever I feel lost, I sit here knowing that there's this person who will always be a reminder of how fun and dumb my childhood was and that I would choose to keep coming back to relieve it without any hesitation. I sometimes look back on how I used to knock doors when all this time home is in our friendship alone.

Everything really is uncertain but one thing's for sure, if there are any other lifetimes, I would always choose to grow up with a best friend like you. Thank you for being my constant.

Know that I'm always proud of you whenever, wherever shakira shakira. I'm just five messages away if you ever need anything kasi baka malalim na naman siguro tulog ko HAHAHA.

Happy birthday and I wish you all the greatest things from earth to galaxy 💫🌌 And I hope u finally get that good good u spooky halloween sl*t xD

P.S. HUY PAHINGI NAMAN AKO NG ISANG SLICE NG CAKE

- From your seatmate to the left, Seth

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happy birthday, xav! this is meimei. i know we aren't as close as you are to everyone else that has left you a message (i really want to get to know you a bit more, so don't be afraid to send a dm or two!), but i just wanted to wish you a happy happy birthday. ❤️ i can tell that you are well-cherished and super important to your friends, considering the splendid amount of birthday greetings written to you on this padlet (oh yeah, and don't forget to thank our beloved huan for creating all of this. he deserves many hugs and kisses.) just letting you know that although we don't talk much, i'll always be willing to lend an ear if you ever need someone to talk to! much love, xav. stay awesome.

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heyy happy birthday xav!!!
we haven't been talking much at all bcs i'm too lazy to be active on fl and our timezones don't really match but i swear i can't not laugh when you're around you're just so hilarious all the time akakdjs i'm really happy that we met in pnw *inserts that uwu emoji* and it's like kinda funny bcs we were moots once upon a time too and then not moots anymore but i keep seeing ur name on my tl thanks to sian and jen and then now we're moots? Wild ! you were one of the best people in pnw okay omg i hope you keep being funny even when u get older ok and take good care of urself too now that ur old body needs more attention yknow. mayhaps i wub u pal *uwus*
- subawuwu

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happiest birthday to you xav! 🎉 i just want to congratulate you on unveiling a new chapter of your life. make sure to make a wish before blowing out your candles <3 i wish for only good days for you but if the day gets tough, i hope you’ll be able to go through it strongly!! remember that you’re amazing and i’m super proud of you （＾∇＾）

masaya akong nakilala kita sa ahoy dahil nagkaroon akong precious tea buddy 👊🏻 *clinks glasses* to many more teas in the future ;)  pakihintay yung akin pls HAHAHAHA. lalagyan kong green tea cake dito aha 🍵 ulitin ko lang ulit, happy birthday at sana maenjoy mo ang iyong espesyal na araw! ❤️

- Your Tea Buddy, Miki Mouse <3

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i’m gonna let you guess who i am eventhough it’ll be obvious once you go through the next few sentences. :p

so, we’ve known each other for over 4 years, but i think this might actually be the first time i’m writing something for your birthday... tragic. but well, although this is the first time, this certainly won’t be the last! if you could be in my life for 4 years then why not stay for another 4 and beyond?

eventhough you appear goofy most of the time, you’re actually someone i look up to. you’re a crackhead, but a wise one. maybe it’s the factor of aging because last time i checked, you were a flirty boy who could capture anyone’s hearts with just a few words... jk.

i hope you know that you’re loved by many people. it’s something about you that automatically draws people, and they enjoy your company very much, i can guarantee that! so stay the way you are and don’t ever feel pressured to change just for the sake of others.

i’m thankful to be your friend, and i hope you’ll have one of the happiest birthdays this year.

to my ex crush, ex father, pool rival, bestfriend... [ insert many more titles here ]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!
lots of love. (ㅇㅅㅇ❀)

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hey hi hello xav my idol 🥺 first of all... I MISS YOU SFM but that’s a story for another time. we’re here to celebrate your hagday <3 HAPPY HAPPY SUPER HAPPY BIRTHDAY XAV!! i hope this birthday will bring you lots of happiness and love and money (bc we’re all broke)!!

i’m so glad to be able to meet you at pnw and you’re genuinely one of the amazing people that i’ve met. you’re so supportive and kind AND SUPER FRICKING FUNNY and just seeing you around always makes my day! i’m happy to know that eventho we don’t talk a lot nowadays bc i’ve been super busy, you’d always be there for me T^T  thank you for being born hee and thank you to xav’s mama for giving birth to xav >___<  let’s plato soon ok!!

heheh i love you and happy birthday again!!

- KYON 4P’s GHOST

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Bhex happy birthday gusto ko lang sabihin na you can never beat me in mario kart HAHAHAHAHAHA enjoy your day #XAVFIRSTWIN naway matupad lahat ng kahilingan mo sa mundong ibabaw. ps ako pa din ang stal sa kaistal mo.

- muji.

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Happy birthday xav

To my first chemistry partner, and my friend who I had fun with. Thanks for being around with your all goofy vibes. Enjoy your birthday and make sure you have the happiest birthday, i love you we love you!!!

P.s. stop scolding me too much because I deactivated.
Xoxo. Vita.

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Nawa'y maging masaya ang araw na ito para sa iyo, kaibigan.

Kita kits sa Mario Kart Tour. Dito na lang tayo makakapag tour dahil pare parehas pa tayong mga walang pera. BWAHAHAHAHA.

- YOUR FAVORITE SEJEONG

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padaan lang ulit. i had to see this and now you have to see this too hehe habadu ulit. 😗✌

nagmamahal hindi nagmumura,
hachi.

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X(trodinary) A(wesome) V(ery good...) xD 

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X(trodinary) A(wesome) V(ery good...) xD 

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BROOOOOO. BRRROOOOO. It’s finally YOUR BIRTHDAY?! SEXY?! hehe. even though we’ve just met like not long ago, i felt that we have a deep connection between us and i really like it because you’re funny and approachable, scouts honor. you’re amazing booboo. thank you for listening to me rant and listen to me brawl my heart out bc bro ure the best bro. do visit singapore soon, i’ll bring you to your long desired Garden’s by the bay okay? i promise. That’s that. Do eat lots of good food today because you definitely deserve it so much! Stay awesome and healthy, and to so much more years of friendship with you buddy.
Last long with huan. <3 y’all cuties.
-Yang The Sheep.

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annyeong! kamusta naman sa pakiramdam na maging old h*g? i can't relate kasi eh.. joke, wag mo'ko i-ahoy sa buhay mo labyu HAHAHAHA.

alam mo ba? siyempre hindi mo alam. xD
pero isa ka sa mga taong paborito kong kachikahan. yung tipong 'di ko pa nga nababasa yung sinend mo saakin na dm pero pag nakita ko na yung notif, napapangiti na ako agad. UGH, your impact!

n e ways at dahil kaarawan mo, ang wish ko lang para sayo ay matupad ang iyong wish na maging nancy fansite! joke lang HAHAHA i hope that you'll own this year and the next upcoming years! i also hope that there will be more happy memories for you rather than sad or stressful ones. sana magtagal rin kayo ng bebe mo hihi.

thank you for being there for me and giving me kind words! you can always come to me too if you need to rant or anything. happy birthday, xav!! labyu to infinity and beyond. 😽❤

— BOBBIE (aka hachi)

ps: salamat pala dahil sinuggest mo kay oomf na sumali siya sa ahoy. >____<

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Howdy Xavy! Hahaha! Happy birthday to you! I hope you’ll have the greatest time on this day. Pwede bang magpakita ka naman samin? Catch up naman tayo dyan hahahaha! Miss you bhex and see you soon! Looking forward to our get together hahahaha! To more stories and alam mo na.. ehem chismis ehem. Hahahaha!

- Hackslaver

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Hello, Xav. I know we don't talk much but I really wish you only the best. I hope you don't forget to take care of yourself! Sa susunod na yung mcdo. Goodluck! :)

Also, I'm very happy for you and huan. Hope you guys last long!

- Lui.

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Shrek Says don't forget to smile like this!

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Shrek Says don't forget to smile like this!

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first of all, thank you for actually taking the time to talk to a shy fellow like me

YOU ARE HONESTLY ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE IN PNW AND I WAS LOWKEY ENTERTAINED BY YOUR ANTICS. I THANK GOD FOR THE JOHNNY TEA THAT ALL BROUGHT US TOGETHER. I REALLY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU SEEM REALLY NICE AND I'M GLAD WE FINALLY DID. I'LL NEVER FORGET ABOUT YOUR MILKBAGS AND HENTAI PRINCESS AND MITSUBISHI KINK. IT WILL FOREVER LIVE ON IN MY FISHY HEART.

i can still remember the first time you dm-ed me about your "heartbreak" over huan and how you only said it to me because you're getting over him. LOOK AT HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED. I TOLD YOU GOOD THINGS ARE COMING. i'm happy to see the two of you happy in each other's arms now! hehe i only wish you guys the best and only the best!! i miss you and i hope you have a great great birthday! enjoy your day and eat cake! (maybe huan too) i love you!!!!

-½ yoxiao aka your favorite fishy
ps. i’ll get back at you at that blythe dare you did to me. WATCH OUT.