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My ancestors are smiling upon me, can you say the same Imperial?

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My ancestors are smiling upon me, can you say the same Imperial?

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Jake is going to get got

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Trump is my lord and savior

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cats never land on all fours

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Comin' 'round heuh speakin' dat gumbo

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Can you recommend a good chiropractor

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The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding

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Packing fatties and crackin' open Natties

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Packing fatties and crackin' open Natties

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Mixed equals a lot of questions

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Would ya look at the time...

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If young metro don't trust you...

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My truck is loud and tan

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All of my friends are dead

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Sing hard and dance even harder,
Tell tales of your broken father.
Juxtapose good and bad; happy, sad.
Wise enough to see the macro.
Detailed enough to search for micro.
Leave a legacy just like Tupac.

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Never let Jake make a meme

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spilled something on myself again today

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spilled something on myself again today

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spilled

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I hate everything, except for chocolate

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Tech budget cuts are a conspiracy

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Fortune cookies always tell the truth

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"Comin' 'round heuh talkin 'bout 'yeah'"

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dont start nothing, it wont be nothing

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senioritis claimed my soul freshman year

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"OOOOOH", "AHHHHH", "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE"

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I'm lost in the sauce bro

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"We had homework? says the class DESTINEY MUMFORD

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"We had homework? says the class DESTINEY MUMFORD

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They didn't do it

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fire twirling is dangerous for hair

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"Who even needs economics?" -Bernie Sanders

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"Who even needs economics?" -Bernie Sanders

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Hershey's Cookies and Creme Chocolate Bar