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All the people after summer holidays:

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- Where are you?
- I'm at the gym
- Send pic

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
Bless you!

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What do you call a bear with no ears?

A “B!”

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What did the science book say to the math book?                            'Uau! You've got lots of problems!'                                                                                                        Anna Torralbo

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ENRIC PORTÉ                         The boy on the bike                 

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ENRIC PORTÉ                         The boy on the bike                 

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One child says to another, do you know that my brother has been riding a bicycle since he was 4 years old?

Oh yeah? well he must be far away ...

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Colette: What does a ghost eat for dessert?
Adam: I scream (Ice-cream)

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What did one wall say to the other wall?
What?
I'll meet you at the corner!

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Student- Teacher!!Will you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: No
Student-I didn't do my homework.

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Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Cows are from the Moooooooooon.

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- I have come to ask you for your daughter's hand.
- Which one? Older or younger?
- Oh, I didn't know that your daughter had two hands with different ages!

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When someone tells you a secret you already knew and you gotta act surprised.

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Ainhoa lobez

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Lola, comes crying to class (teacher) - what's wrong?
(Lola) - they robbed me !!
(teacher) - ooooohhh no !!! - What did they take from you?
(Lola) homework

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Little Johnny asked his father, "Dad, can you write in the dark?"
His father said, "I think so. What do you want me to write?"
Little Johnny replied, "Oh, just sign this report card for me...

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A man goes to the dentist and ask:
-Doctor, how much do you charge me to take out a tooth?
-100 pounds.
-It's too much!  can you give me a discount?
-50 pounds without anesthesia.
-It's still too much, can you give me more discount please?
-20 pounds, but my student will do it, and still doesn't know how to do it.
-Perfect! register my wife for next Tuesday.

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A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news".
The man says "ok give me th good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

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What does a tree say to another tree?
They have left me standing

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Son: dad i'm going out
Dad: are you telling me or are you asking me permission?
Son: I'm asking you for money

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My brother has died. :(

Today we will eat meat!!!!!!

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What is the height of a pianist?-That your daughter is called a key and lets herself be touched: U

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What is the height of a pianist?-That your daughter is called a key and lets herself be touched: U

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Gerard C

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wife:
l'ets go for a movie!
husband:
shit, i've got a doctors appointment today.
wife:
just cancel it, tell him you're sick.

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once there was a duck that breathed in the ass one day sat down and died

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Doctor: You look exhausted!

Me: I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spend the whole night studying for it.